Life's a Trip!!!!

got mousebreath?

2011-05-31T14:53:00.000-07:00

IT'S NOT TOO ERLY TO START PLAYIN THIS MONTH'S PRIZE IS A $50 AMAZON GIFT CARD AND MAYBE A SNAKE I MADE GO DEDDED OR SUMTHING.

RATS!!!!!!1

2011-04-28T13:29:00.000-07:00

THIS IS A VARY GOOD MOOVIE I THINK ITS FRUM THE FOOD NETWERK AND BOY DID IT MAKE MY APPETITE GIT GINORMOUS I WANT TO MOOVE TO NEW YAWK SO I CAN EAT RATS UNTIL MY BELLEH GITS FULL AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA HERL ALTHO I'D LIKE TO HURL A RAT TAIL INTO THE TRIPPR DOWN MANS SHOOZ.

PLEEZE HELP MY LADEY

2011-03-26T15:59:00.000-07:00

THIS IS A GEST POST FRUM THAT TASTY LITTUL WITE RAT AND I AM IN THE MOOVEY!!!!!

As yoo may or mayn't know, my Food Lady is trying to git hired as the ferst Purina Cat Chow correspondent. So to help, I made a video to send to Purina to git her hired.

YOO CAN HELP! Click heer to go to the site on Facebook, post a link to the video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqnp0zpUq7U).
Then tell them why they shood hire the FL (applicant #4492).

Also, pleeze cross-post on FB and Twitter.

And watch the moovey I made.

thank yoo,

yer frend,

Skeezix the Cat

CAN ANY OF YOO HARBER A KRIMINAL??????

2011-03-15T13:42:00.000-07:00

::wispers::

i think i'm in big trubble the other day after I cawt a berd and made it go ded, a puhleese man shode up at my howse and he sed "looks like thare's a murderer heer" and he wint inside owr howse and talked to my lady and the tripperdown man for a long time and i hided in the bushes so he woodn't take me to jale and give me the deth penulty and i've bin laying low ever sinse can any of yoo harber a fyoojitive cuz i think i mite have to go on the lamm.

WARE CAN I FIND THIS GUY????

2011-02-26T01:22:00.000-08:00

DUZ ANYBUDDY KNOW WARE I CAN FIND THIS PURRSON CUZ I WOOD REELY LIKE TO BE HIS CAT HE HAS SO MANY COLORS AND YOO KNOW I LOVE MY COLORS!!!! MY MAN ONLY WARES BORING COLORS LIKE BLUE AND BLAK AND GREY AND MY LADY MOSTLY JUST WARES PINK WICH IS ONLY ONE COLOR AND I LIKE LOTS OF COLORS DID YOO SEE THE LOVE RAT I GAVE PARKER I THINK SHE LIKED IT. LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

LOOK WHUT I FOWND!!!!!!!

2011-02-15T17:58:00.000-08:00

I THINK YULE HAFTA AGREE I LOOK VARY HANSUM WITH EXTRA HARES I FOWND THIS LAYING AROWND AT FERST I THOT IT WUZ SUMTHING I'D MADE GO DED BUT IT WUZN'T AND I PUT IN ON AND WOW!!!!! IT WOOD BE BETTER IF THE RIBBUNS WAS RANEBOW COLORED INSTED OF JUST BORING PINK BUT I STILL THINK I LOOK HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!

LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-02-13T22:37:00.000-08:00

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVRYBUDDY!!!! DO YOO SEE HOW GOOD I'M POZING IT'S BECUZ MY LADY IS HOLDING MEETS FOR ME SHE SEZ HEY TRIPPER! SIT! UP! NO PAWS NO BITEY AND I JUST SIT THARE LIKE A MEERCAT AND SHE MAKES A KLIKKING SOWND AND GIVES ME MEETS!!!! GOOD RED HAMBERGER MEETS THAT ARE DRIPPING WITH BLUDS!!!!!! THE MAN TRIZE TO MAKE ME DO THE MEERCAT THING FOR TREETS BUT I JUST GIVE HIM A WHAP WITH MY PAW CUZ HE DUZN'T SAY IT RITE HE'S LAME I LOVE MY LADEY!!!

I HOPE THIS PIKCHER MAKES PARKER GO THUD CUZ MY NIPS ARE SHOWING!!!!! I LOVE MY GERLFREND PARKER BUT I FURGOT TO MALE HER VALENTINE UNTIL LATE SO I'LL PROBLY BE IN THE DOGHOWSE WITH HER WICH IS WHY I NEED A HARUM SO IF ONE OF THE GERLCATS GITS UPPITY I CAN GO HANG WITH ONE HOO'S NICE HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVRYBUDDY!

MANCAT MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-02-06T23:07:00.000-08:00

I HAVE A LOT TO TELL THE INNERWEBS ABOUT WHUT'S BEEN GOING ON IN MY LIFE. ASIDE FRUM BEING THE BEST CAT IN THE HOUSE AND GITTIN MY BUTT SHAVED (I'M A BARE FLOORS KIND OF CAT) I HAVE BIN HANGIN WITH THAT LITTUL WITE CAT THIS PIKCHER WAS TAKEN RITE BEEFORE I JUMPT ON TOP OF HIM AND GAVE HIM A WEDJEEY AND A NOOGY I ALSO LIKE CHASIN HIM DOWN THE HALL AND TAKKLING HIM UNTIL ALL THE AIR GOZE OUT OF HIS MOWTH AND HE SKREEMS LIKE A GERL THAT MY FRENDS IS WHUT BEIN A MANCAT IS ALL ABOWT!!!

LIFE'S A TRIP!

WHY I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!!

2010-11-09T21:16:00.000-08:00

FOR THOZE OF YOO HOO ARE TRYING TO BEEKUM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE LEMME GIVE YOO A TIP ALWAYS GIVE YER LADEY THE BEST BERTHDAY GIFT YOO CAN AFFORD OR MANIDGE TO KETCH LIKE ME TODAY WUZ MY LADEY'S BERTHDAY SO I GOT UP ERLY AND DINT SLEEP IN AND GOT HER A PREZINT AND PUT A BOW ON IT A RED BOW THAT'S MY FAVERITE COLOR AND WIN SHE SAW IT SHE WUZ SO IXSITED SHE SKREEMED AND SED TRIPPER IN HER OWTSIDE VOICE AND WHUT DID MAO GIT HER??? BUPPKISS. WHUT DID THE WITE RAT GIT HER??? NADA! WHUT DID MY PAL THE GEEZER ROCKY GIT HER? ZILCH! HE SLEEPED RITE THRU HER BERTHDAY! WICH IS WHY I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!!

DONA NOBIS PACEM

2010-11-04T11:25:00.001-07:00

SOME PEEPULS CALL ME THE PEACE COWBOY SOME CALL ME THE GANGSTA OF LUUUUUUVE SOME PEEPULS CALL ME MORE-EEESE BUT ONLY IF THEY WANNA GIT BUNNYKICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONA NOBIS PACEM!!!!!!!!!

WHY AM I FAYMUSS AND ON THIS BOOK????

2010-10-31T01:00:00.001-07:00

WHY IS MY PIKCHER ON THIS BOOK IS IT A BOOK ABOWT FAYMUSS BIGMANCATS???? OR HOW BIGMANCATS LOVE THARE LADEYS?? OR HOW TO GIT A BIG HARUM??? I CAN'T REED SO I NEED SUMBUDDY TO TELL ME. KTHXBAI LIFE'S A TRIP

IS IT TIME FOR TRIKS AND TREETS YET???????????

2010-10-29T17:14:00.000-07:00

HAVE YOO EVER SEENED A MORE IMPRESSIV AND MANLY PUNKIN?????????????????? LOOK AT THOZE BIG PAWZ - YOO KNOW WHUT THAT MEENS!!! OK! NOW I GIT TO TEE PEE YER HOWSE!!!! I LOVE HALLOWEEEN!

NOMS!!!!!!

2010-08-28T00:59:00.000-07:00

GESS WHUT PEEPLES????? MY LADEY WINT TO HAVE BREKFIST WITH DKM AND I SAW THIS PIKCHER THAT WAS TAKEN THERE AND I THINK AFTER MY LADEY HAD BREKFIST SHE ORDERD THIS LUNCH FOR ME (TO GO OF KORSE CUZ I'M NOT BIG ON DRIVING A CAR UNLESS I GET TO DO THE DRIVING WICH I WOOD DO MOST ENTHOOOZIASTLY EXSEPT WELL I DON'T HAVE A LIE SCENSE (WICH WOOD BE EEZY FOR ME TO GIT CUZ I LIE A LOT AND I'M GOOD AT IT) AND THE BIG EARED FURRIES ARE VARY DELISHUS EXCEPT FOR THE EERS WICH ARE A LITTLE CHEWY AND WIN YOU PULL OWT THARE GUTZ THE GUTZ CAN STRETCH OWT FOR ABOUT 3 MILES ISNT THIS FURRY YUM YUM YUMMY LOOKING? I THINK MY LADEY IS BRINGING ME MY LUNCH CUZ SHE'S SO GRATEFUL FOR THE LIZZERD I GOT FOR HER WIN SHE WAS IN DA HOSPITUL SHE SKREEMED WITH DEELITE WIN SHE SAW IT.

BAD NOOZ

2010-08-03T16:53:00.001-07:00

INNERNETS, I HAVE SUM VARY BAD NOOZ MY LADEY WILL NOT LET ME PUT UP PIKCHERS OF ALL THE PREZINTS I BRING TO HER ANYMORE AND SHE WONT EVEN GO OWT THE FRUNT DOOR TO LOOK AT MY PREZINTS IN THE MORNING UNTIL THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN HAS PUT THEM IN THE BIG GREEN GOODBYE KRAP BOX MY LADEY TRIDE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BY GIVING ME MORE BELLS AND THEY DON'T LET ME CHASE THE WITE RAT ANYMORE CUZ SUM OF MY PREZINTS WERE BIGGER THAN HIM (LIKE WHUT IZN'T????? HE'S A MIJJIT.)

MORE PREZINTS!!!!

2010-06-24T02:12:00.000-07:00

EVRY DAY I'VE BIN BRINGING MY LADEY PREZINTS AND MOSTLY THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN MAKES THEM GO AWAY BUT TODAY MY LADEY GOT TO SEE THE FURRY THING I GOT HER AND MAYBE I NIBBLED JUST A LITTUL BIT ON THE TALE AND SHE MISSED THE GOOD PART WARE THE BLUDS CAME SPERTING OUT SHE WAS SO THRILLED THAT SHE AWARDED ME WITH 2 NEW BELLS ON MY COLLER LIFE'S A TRIP!

TABBY TUMMY TUESDAY

2010-06-15T18:36:00.001-07:00

DON'T SNORGLE ME OR I'LL PUT THE BITEY ON YOO!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!

STARTS WITH A T AND RIMES WITH P THAT STANDS FOR POOL

2010-06-13T00:35:00.000-07:00

YEP I'M IN TRUBBLE LAST NITE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WINT TO PIK ME UP BUT I GOT SPOOKED AND SKRATCHT HIM NOT ENUF TO MAKE HIM GO DED BUT ENUF TO MAKE HIM SKREEM LIKE A GERL AND BLUDS SPILL OWT:

AND I FELT BAD AFTERWERD FOR A MINIT AND HE WOODN'T LET ME SLEEP IN MY BED NEXT TO MY LADEY WICH MADE ME FEEL EVEN WERSER SO I DEESIDED TO GIT HIM A PREZINT I GOT HIM A SNAKE WITH THE HED STILL ON AND THE HEDS THE YUMMIEST PART AND I NEW HE WOOD LOVE IT BUT HE PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT BAK IN THE DERT SO I HAD TO GO GIT HIM ANUTHER PREZINT AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE FURRIEZ AND I LEFT MOST OF THE HED ON SORTA AND IT TERNS OWT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN IS KINDA HARD TO PLEEZE COOD YOO REZIST THIS MOWSIE??????

NOMS!!!!!

2010-06-07T20:06:00.000-07:00

ANYBUDDY WUNT A SAMMICH????? LIFE'S A TRIP!

DUZ ANYBUDDY KNOW HOW I CAN MAKE MY FURS DO THIS???

2010-06-06T21:37:00.000-07:00

IS THIS THE MOST BYOOTIFULLEST HAREDOO IN THE WERLD OR WHUT????? LIFE'S A TRIP!

TODAY'S CATCH

2010-05-28T14:04:00.000-07:00

THIS MORNING I WAKED UP ERLY TO GO HUNTING FOR MORE PREZINTS FUR MY LADEY CUZ I LIKE IT WIN I MAKE HER HAPPY AND WIN SHE SKREEMS MY NAME REEL LOWD AND THIS TIME I TOOK OFF ALL THE FURRY AND FACE PARTS AND THEN WILE I WUZ AT IT I TOOK OFF THE LEGS 2 CUZ THEY ARE THE NOMMIEST SO I EETED THEM AND I LEFT THE REST AT THE FRUNT DOOR WARE SHE COOD SEE THEM WIN SHE GOZE TO GIT THE MALE AND BOY, I THINK SHE LUVED THIS PREZINT MOST OF ALL CUZ YOO COOD HEER HER SKREEM MY NAME FRUM ABOWT 5 MILES AWAY!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

I AM A POT ROSTE

2010-05-26T23:13:00.000-07:00

THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN PUT THIS ON ME CUZ I LUVS MY POT ROSTE DO YOO LIKE POT ROSTE????? WHY DUZN'T FANSY FEEST MAKE A POT ROSTE FLAYVER????? INQWIRING MINDS WUNT TO KNOW!!!! IT WOOD BE A BIG SELLER IN THE FRISKIES THINNER CUTS MORE GRAVEY LINE CUZ THE ONLY THING I LUVS MORE THAN POT ROSTE IS MY LADEY AND GRAVEY!!!!!!!!!!

LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

FINELY!!!

2010-05-24T16:01:00.001-07:00

AZ YOO KNOW I HAVE HAD A REELY HARD TIME GITTING MY LADEY TO TAKE MY PREZINTS A CUPPUL OF DAZE AGO I BROT HER A FURRY THING AND I KNOW FRUM THE FOOD NETWERK THAT PREZENTAYSHUN IS EVRYTHING SO I PULLED OWT ALL ITS INNERDS AND SPRED THEM AKROST THE DEK SO THEY LOOKED LIKE STREEMERS THE INNERDS STRETCHT OWT REEEEEELY FAR AND THEY WERE BRITE RED VARY FESTIVE BUT I THINK THE COONS ATE THE FURRY THING CUZ IT WUZ GON THE NEXT MORNING SO YESTERDAY WILE MY LADEY AND THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WERE AT CHERCH I CAWT A SLITHERY SNAKEY THING AND I PUT IT BY THE BAK DOOR

AND THEN I REARRANGED IT SO IT MADE A NICE SERKUL PATTERN

AND MAYBE I EATED JUST A LITTLE BIT OF THE HED CUZ HE WAS REEEEELY REEEEEEELY YUM YUM GOOD NOMS AND MY LADEY SAW IT AND SHE SED MY NAME REELY LOWD CUZ SHE LOVED MY PREZINT SO MUCH I AM GOOD AT GIVING GOOD PREZINTS I AM SO HAPPY I WAS PERSISTUNT AND KEEPED GIVING HER GOOD PREZINTS UNTIL SHE FOWND ONE I KNOW SHE LOVES ME EVEN MORE NOW BECUZ THE OTHER CATS ESPESHULLY THAT STOOPID STINKY GARAGE CAT NEVER GIVE HER ANY PREZINTS LIFES A TRIP!!!!!

DAGNAMITT!!!!

2010-05-15T02:35:00.000-07:00

THIS IZ A PIKCHER OF WHUT I GOT MY LADEY FUR MUTHER'S DAY CUZ THE LIZZERD HED AND THE LIZZERD BODY DISAPPEERD MISTEERIUSSLY I THINK MAO ATE IT OR MAYBEY GAVE TO THE LADEY SAYING HE CAWT IT BUT HE SED "DOOOD! THAT IS ROOD! AND BESIDES I ONLY KETCH SNAKES" MAO'S A GOOD RIMER WELL MAYBEY THE ANTS EATED THE LIZZERD BODY ALL UP SO I WINT OWT AND CAWT A NEW THING FUR MY LADEY I GOT HER A FURRY WITH BIG TEETH BUT IT LOOKT SO YUMMY WIN I KETCHED IT THAT I ATE SUM OF IT AND THEN I ATE ITS BRANES TO MAKE ME SMARTER SEE? YOO CAN TELL IT WERKED BUT WIN THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN CAME HOME HE MADE THE FURRY GO AWAY I THINK HE MAYBE ATE IT HISSELF I DON'T LIKE HIM MUCH IXSEPT IN THE MORNINGS WIN WE WAKE UP TOGETHER HE PETS ME AND I GIVE HIM A LIK IT'S OWR RICHYOOUL LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

I AM SOOOOO MAD!!!!!

2010-05-08T23:33:00.000-07:00

I GOT (CAWT) MY LADEY THE VARY BEST MUTHER'S DAY PREZINT EVER!!!! I BROT HER A LIZZERD THAT I GOT DEDDED AND I LEFT THE BODY ON THE FRUNT PORCH MAT AND ITS HED ON THE BAK DEK MAT SO THAT NO MATTER WICH DOOR SHE WINT OUT SHE WOOD SEE MY PREZINT AND YOO WOODN'T BEELEEVE WHUT HAPPEND!!!!!!!!!!! A RACOON CAME UP AND ATE THE DEDDED LIZZERD HED ON THE BAK DEK MAT JUST LIKE THAT NOM NOM NOM..... NOW WTF IS THAT ALL ABOWT????? MY LADEY WUZ MAKIN LOTS OF SQWEELY NOIZES CUZ SHE COOD SEE THE COON GOING NOM NOM NOM ON HER PREZINT. IT WAS VARY DISTERBIN'. AND SHE STILL HAZN'T SEE DA LIZZERD BODY ON THE FRUNT PORCH YET I HOPE THE ANTS DON'T EET IT ALL GONE. LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

I WANNA NOO HAREDOO

2010-04-05T22:24:00.001-07:00

HAY DUZ ANNYBUDDY NO WARE I CAN GIT A GRATE HARECUT AND DIE JOB LIEK THIS??? IT'S THE MOST BYOOTIFULLEST THING IVE SEEN SINCE CAT FANCYS DECEMBER CENTERFOLD!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP.

PARKER CAN YOO REED THIS??????

2010-03-16T23:22:00.001-07:00

LOOK WHUT I FOWND!!!!

2010-03-16T23:11:00.001-07:00

I WUZ NOZIN AROWND IN MY LADEY'S HIDEY PLACE AND LOOKIE WHUT I FOWND!!!! THEY SMELT SO GOOD I JUST HAD TO RIP THE BAG OPEN AND EET THEM ALL UP THEY ARE CALLED DUK HARTS AND THEY ARE THE MOST DELISHUSEST THING I'VE EVER EETEN EVEN BETTER THAN FRESH MOLES!!!! AND NOW THARE ALL GONE AND I DON'T KNOW WARE TO GIT MORE I WISH I NEW HOW TO GO SHOPPING ON THE INNERWEBS LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

I GOT WERMS!

2010-03-13T02:41:00.000-08:00

THE FOOD LADY MADE SUM DEELISHUS FOODS AND WIN SHE TERND HER BAK I JUMPT ON THE TABLE AND TRIDE SUM OF THEM THE FERST THING I SAW WAS THIS PLATE OF WERMS, AND IT WAS DELISHUS!!!!! I COOD EET A TRUKLODE OF THEM GOOD THING THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WUZN'T AROWND HAVE ANY OF YOO EVER EETEN WERMS???? LIFE'S A TRIP!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

2010-01-27T13:50:00.000-08:00

WARE CAN I GET AN OWTFIT AND HARES LIKE THIS???

2010-01-06T23:58:00.000-08:00

I JUST SAW THE MOST BYOOTIFUL CLOTHES IN THE WERLD WITH HAIR THAT MATCHES IT AND I WUNT TO GET THE SAME OWTFIT FOR ME EXSEPT MAYBE SHORTER PANTS DUZ ANYBUDDY KNOW WARE I CAN GET ONE???? JUST STARIN AT ALL THOZE COLORS MAKES MY EYES GO ALL GOOGLY WHY HAS THAT LITTLE WITE RAT BIN KRYING LIKE A BABY ALL NITE JUS WUNDERIN.

YO, SANTA!!!!!

2009-12-28T16:15:00.000-08:00

DEER SANTA WHY DID YOO FURGIT TO STOP AND MY HOWSE AND GIVE ME LOTS OF PREZINTS THIS YEER I WAS A GOOD BOY I WAS THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE MY LADEY TOLD ME SO SHE TELLS ME THAT EVRY DAY AND ABOWT THOZE BERDS GOING DED THAT WUZN'T MY FAWLT IT'S THE FAWLT OF THE BELLS CUZ WINEVER THE BERDIES HEER MY BELLS THEY GO DED OF A HART ATTAK REELY THAT'S THE TROOTH I JUST EET EM AND WIN I PUT THE BITEY ON PEEPULS I DON'T BRAKE THE SKIN AND I HARDLY EVER BUNNYKIK THE PUNY CATS I LIVE WITH UNLESS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'D LIKE TO BE BUNNYKIKT AND EVEN WIN I GIT MY GOOGLY KRAZY EYES FRUM KATNIP I'M STILL A PRITTY GOOD BOY AND EVRY NITE I GO TO SLEEP IN MY BED ON THE PEEPUL BED AND I NEVER MOOVE OR JUMP ON THE MANS HANGY DOWNIE THING AND DID I MENSHUN THAT MY LADEY ALWAYZ SEZ I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE???? SO I'VE WAYTED LONG ENUF FOR YOO TO GIVE ME MY PREZINTS SHOW UP ALREDDY, WILLYA? PLEEZE AND THANK YOO YOO CAN ALSO USE MY GERLFREND PARKER AS A REFRINSE SHE'LL TELL YOO ALL ABOWT ME LIFE'S A TRIP.

WORDLESS WENZDAY

2009-12-09T00:00:00.000-08:00

I GOT A NOO KAMRA SAY CHEEEZE!!!!!!

2009-12-02T00:45:00.000-08:00

HA HA HA I GOT A NEW KAMRA IT'S VARY NICE AND GOZE GOOD WITH THE BELLZ ON MY COLLAR. THE FERST THING I DID WAS TAKE A PIKCHER OF MY BYOOTIFUL NON-UPPITY GERLFREND I THINK YOO'LL AGREE SHE'S VARY STACHOOESK BOY I COOD JUST LOOK AT HER ALL DAY DON'T TELL PARKER:

AND HEER'S A PIKCHER OF MY LUNCH:

AND HEER'S A PIKCHER OF ME INSIDE LOOKING OWTSIDE WARE THE LUNCH PLACE IS:

AND HEER IS THE FOREST IT IS MY TERF!!!!

LIFE'S A TRIP!

WORDLESS WENZDAY

2009-11-25T16:24:00.000-08:00

I HAVE A NEW GERLFREND

2009-11-10T15:23:00.001-08:00

I HAVE A NEW GERLFREND FUR MY HARUM!!!! SHE IS VARY NICE TO ME SHE DUZN'T TALK BAK OR GIT ALL UPPITY WICH AS ALL YOO MANCATS KNOW IS VARY IMPORTUNT I DON'T KNOW HOW ROCKY DUZ IT CUZ I THINK ALL HIZ GERLCATS IXSEPT MAYBEY FUR HALLOWEEN IS UPPITY BUT THIS ONE'S NICE ALTHO SHE WON'T TELL ME HER NAME SUMTIMES WIN I RUB AGINST HER SHE ROLLZ OVER AND SHOZE ME HER TUMMY LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

I LOVE DA NOO YORK YANKEEZ!!!!!

2009-11-06T01:41:00.001-08:00

DONA NOBIS PACEM

2009-11-05T14:57:00.001-08:00

IF WE HAVE WERLD PEESE,
YOO'LL SEE LOTS OF DUVS FLYING AROWND
AND DUVS ARE YUMMY!!!!
SO GIVE PEESE A CHANSE!!!!

I'M A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2009-10-30T23:14:00.001-07:00

YOO CAN BIGGIFY TO SEE ALL THE DETAILS I WAS ONE OF THE WINNERS IN MARTHA STEWART'S HALLOWEEN PET FOTO CONTEST I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T GIT FERST PLACE CUZ THE WINNER WAS A SISSY DOG AND I AM DEFINITLY A BIG MAN CAT I'M LAFFIN AND LAFFIN' LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

BEEZER WINT TO DA BRIDGE

2009-10-25T01:14:00.000-07:00

ONE OF OWR FRENDS NAMED BEEZER HAS WINT TO THE RANEBOW BRIDGE. WE'RE ALL GOING TO HIS BLOG TO GIVE HIS MOM LOTS OF PURRS CUZ SHE WAS REELY IN LOVE WITH HIM ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY LADEY LUVS ME.

MY NEW BEST FREND ROCKY!!!!!

2009-10-03T22:13:00.001-07:00

ROCKY AND ME KINDA SLEEPED TOGETHER LAST NITE WITH OWR HEDS CUDDLED TOGETHER SO I THINK HE IS MY NEW BEST FREND KINDA LIKE HOUSE AND WILSON WHY DUZ MY LADEY CALL ME MOOSE??? LIFE'S A TRIP!

MEOW LIKE A PIRATE!

2009-09-19T15:12:00.001-07:00

I'M GONNA SPEND DA DAY PILLAGING AND BUNNYKIKKING AND LOOKING FOR THAT CAT WITH NINE TALES!!!!! MRAOOOWW! ARGGGGGG! AVAST YE MATEYS BLOW ME DOWN. LIFES A TRIP!!!!

DON'T FURGIT TO CHEK ME OWT IN THE PIRATE PURRADE AT THE CAT'S MEOW.

Flaked Out on Friday

2009-09-18T15:07:00.000-07:00

ENTER MEOW LIKE A PIRATE CONTEST

2009-09-15T14:02:00.001-07:00

MY LADEY IS HOSTING A MEOW LIKE A PIRATE CONTEST ON THE CAT'S MEOW BLOG AND EVEN THO I'M GOING TO WIN IT YOO CAN STILL ENTER AND HAVE FUN CLICK HERE TO CHEK IT OWT LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY 4 THE WERLD'S GRATEST HUNTER!

2009-09-01T23:41:00.001-07:00

MY LIFE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!!

2009-08-15T00:12:00.000-07:00

MY HOLE LIFE I HAVE WUNTED TO BE BEST FRENDS WITH THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO IF HE WAS MY FREND I WOOD RUN AND PLAY WITH HIM AND BUNNYKIK HIM AND TONITE WE HANGED OUT JUST LIKE DOODS ON THE BED TOGETHER I THINK HE LIKES ME HE REELY REELY LIKES ME!

MANCAT MONDAY!!!!!!!!

2009-08-10T17:37:00.001-07:00

Siesta Saturday

2009-08-08T00:06:00.000-07:00

I FOWND THIS OLD TRUNK FULL OF JUNK AND A LOT OF STOOPID SISSY CAT CLOTHES SO I KLIMED IN AND MADE IT MY BED AND AS YOO CAN SEE IT'S VARY CUMFY HEY LADEEZE ANYBUDDY WANNA JOIN ME????? HAPPY WEEKEND! LIFE'S A TRIP!

WISKERHUMP WENZDAY

2009-07-22T20:56:00.000-07:00

Tung Toozday

2009-07-21T08:20:00.000-07:00

ADMIT IT, LADEEZ, YOO WUNT ME!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

2009-07-20T23:58:00.000-07:00

THANKFUL THURZDAY

2009-07-09T22:10:00.000-07:00

I AM THANKFUL THARE ARE SO MANY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY THINGS IN MY HOWSE TO EET!!!! NO WUNDER I'M A PORKER!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

TABBY TOOZDAY

2009-07-07T17:55:00.001-07:00

I'M THE KING OF THE WERLD!!!!!!!!

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!!!!!

2009-07-04T14:00:00.000-07:00

WIN DO THE IXPLOZHUNS START????????????????????????

TABBY TUMMY TOOZDAY

2009-06-30T04:34:00.000-07:00

BIGGIFY IT LAYDEEZ TO GIT THE FULL EFFEKT AND GO THUD!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

Freaky Friday

2009-06-26T00:40:00.000-07:00

HEER I AM WITH MY NEW BESTIES MAO AND ROCKY WE ARE JUST HANGIN LIKE A BUNCH OF HOT MANCATS AND I AM GIVIN THEM MY BEST MANCAT TIPS I THINK MAO AND ROCKY HAVE A BROMANCE GOIN ON BETWEEN THEM BUT ROCKY DUZN'T GIT JELLUS WIN I GIVE MAO LIKS I'VE GOT ENUF LIKS FUR EVRYBUDDY!!!!!

TABBY TOZE TOOZDAY

2009-06-23T19:38:00.000-07:00

LADEEZ TAKE A LOOK AT THOZE BIG MANCAT TOZE YES I AM SLEEPING WITH MY ARMS STIKKING STRATE OWT TO MAKE SHUR YOO CAN SEE MY GINORMOUS PAWS AND YOO KNOW WHUT BIG PAWS MEEN, DONTCHA LADEEZ??!!?? LINE FORMS TO THE RITE LIFE'S A TRIP!

3 WERD WEDNESDAY

2009-06-10T14:03:00.001-07:00

WEN PIGZ FLY!

PURRFECT NAPPIN FORM

2009-06-05T17:32:00.001-07:00

THIS IS PURRFECT NAPPIN FORM WITH MY HEAD ON MY OWN SPESHUL PILLOW AND MY BOOTAY ON THE MAN'S PILLOW IT IS VARY KUMFTERBUL I HIGHLY REKUMEND THIS TEKNEEK LIFE'S A TRIP!

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

2009-05-31T23:06:00.001-07:00

LADEEZ, YOO MITE WUNT TO BIGGIFY IT TO SEE WHUT A HUNKA HUNKA BERNIN' LOVE I AM THAT WAY YOO CAN SEE MY BIGNESS BETTER BECUZ I AM A BIGMANCAT!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP! PEE ESS DUZ ANYBUDDY KNOW HOW TO MAKE THAT LITTUL WITE RAT CAT STOP KRYING????? JEEZ HE'S DRIVIN ME KRAZY!

MANCAT MOON ON MONDAY!!!!!

2009-05-25T22:26:00.000-07:00

YOO CAN KLIK TO BIGGIFY IF YOO WUNT A BETTER LOOK AT MY BYOO!!!TIFUL BOO-TAY! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

PEE ESS: HAY EVRYBUDDY, MY BEST FREND MONTY Q KAT DID A MOONDAY SHOT TOO CHEK IT OWT HE HAS GOOD HIGH-JEEN!!!!

TOES TOOZDAY

2009-05-12T22:41:00.000-07:00

WORDLESS WISKERHUMP WENZDAY

2009-05-06T22:08:00.001-07:00

WORDLESS WENZDAY

2009-04-22T00:39:00.000-07:00

TOES TOOZDAY

2009-04-21T08:52:00.000-07:00

I AM SOWND ASLEPP IN THIS PIKCHER I THINK I AM DREEMING OF PUTTING MY ARMS AROWND PARKER HOO IS MY GERLFREND CAT SHE'S PURRFIKT FUR ME LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

MANCAT MUNDAY

2009-04-20T22:35:00.001-07:00

MANCAT MUNDAY

2009-04-13T04:36:00.000-07:00

MY BRUDDER!

2009-04-09T16:01:00.001-07:00

THE FOOD LADEY FOWND MY TWIN BRUDDER! HIS PIKCHER WAS IN THE PAPER IN AN ARTIKUL ABOWT THE EEST BAY SPCA I LOOKED AT HIM AND IT WAS JUST LIKE LOOKING IN DA MIRROR IKSEPT I'M HANSUMMER PARKER YOO WUNT A 3-WAY MAYBE I CAN SPRING HIM!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

MY PLAYBOY POZE

2009-04-04T21:51:00.000-07:00

GERLZ THARE SHOOD BE A STAPLE WARE MY PAW IS CUZ I AM PLAYBOY MATEERIUL!!!! IF THAT VELVET GROTTO ROBE OF MAO'S WUZN'T SO TEENEY I WOOD WARE IT WILE THE BUNNEEZ GATHER AROWND ME AT THE GROTTO JUST CALL ME HYOO OR MAYBEY HEFF LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!!!

I'M IN A MOOVEY!!!!

2009-04-02T00:49:00.000-07:00

MY LADY MADE A MOOVEY OF ME TODAY BECAUSE I AM A GOOD BOY AND I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!! YOO CAN SKIP THE FERST PART CUZ SHE'S JUST BLAH BLAH BLAH, BUT IN THE SECOND HAFF IT'S ALL ME ME ME!!!! MOOVE OVER BRAD PIT! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

LIFE'S A TRIP WENZDAY

2009-03-25T21:42:00.000-07:00

THANKS FINNY BUDDY AND JAZZY FUR SENDING ME THIS GRATE PIKCHER!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!! EVRY DAY!!!!

ANYBUDDY WANNA NAP???

2009-03-24T17:22:00.000-07:00

IF YER A BIGMAN CAT YOO NEED LOTS OF NAPS TO KEEP YER ENERJEEZ UP AND SO I NAP A LOT AND I NAP WITH STILE HEER I AM NAPPIN WITH MY BEST FREND MAO THE KRANKY SIMEEZE HOO COOD USE A FEW NAPS HISSELF TO GIVE HIM A BETTER CATTITOOD CUZ HE IS DA KRANKIEST!!!! NOT ME!!!! LOTS OF NAPS KEEPS YOO FRUM BEING KRANKY AND HELPS YOO KEEP UP WITH YER HARUM AND KEEPS YOO REDDY TO DO SUM BUNNYKIKKING ANYTIME THE URJE STRIKES AND IT STRIKES A LOT!!!!!

MANCAT MUNDAY

2009-03-16T13:54:00.000-07:00

THIS IS MY WILD LOOK CUZ I'M NOT ONLY A BIGMANCAT BUT I'M ALSO WILD AND YOO CAN SEE IT IN MY EYES DID YOO REED ABOWT CHASE THE MANCAT YAKKING IN THE LUNCH SAK??? THAT KRAKT ME UP AND I YAKKED YESTERDAY I HAD A GRATE MANCAT DAY FERST I GOT RID OF MY STOOPID COLLAR AND THAT WAS THE 4TH COLLAR I GOT RID OF THIS MUNTH AND THEN I WINT AND MADE A BERD GO DED AND ATE HIM UP RITE OWTSIDE THE KICCHEN DOOR WELL I DIDN'T EET HIM ALL UP I LEFT THE FETHERS AND LEGS OWT THARE AS A PREZINT FUR MY LADY AND THEN I CAME IN THE HOWSE WITH FETHERS ALL OVER ME AND MY WISKERS AND I HERLED ALL OVER THE KICHEN FLOOR WILE MY LADY WAS MAKIN DINNER I KINDA PROOVED TO HER THAT I WUZ THE WUN HOO ATE THE BERD ALL UP AND SHE MUST HAVE BIN IMPREST BECUZ SHE SED MY NAME LOWD AND THEN THE MAN KLEENED UP THE YAK HMMMM I WUNDER WIN THEY'RE GONNA LET ME GO OWTSIDE AGIN????

HOO'S GONNA KISS ME???????????? LINE UP LADEEZ!

2009-03-14T17:48:00.000-07:00

WORDLISS WENZDAY

2009-03-04T00:02:00.000-08:00

Happy Fat Toozday!!!!

2009-02-24T15:25:00.000-08:00

HAPPY VD PURRFEKLY PARKER!!!!!!

2009-02-14T00:21:00.000-08:00

HEER IS THE VALENTINE I MADE FUR MY GERLCAT FREND PURRFEKTLY PARKER HOO IS HOT HOT HOT AND SHE'S GOT THIS WEIRD ONE GREEN EYE ONE BLOO EYE THING GOIN THAT KINDA FREEKS ME OWT BUT THAT'S OKAY I MADE HER A VALENTINE WITH MY OWN 4 PAWS IT WAS HARD CUZ I HAD TO USE SIZZERS AND GLOO AND I GOT IN TRUBBLE FUR RUNNING WITH SIZZERS BUT HEY! THAT'S WHUT I DO! AND I PUT GLITTER ALL OVER IT TO MAKE IT SHINY AND NOW THARE'S GLITTER IN MY POOP!!! I WOODA PUT IN ON THE VALENTINE BUT THE POST OFFISS MITE GIT MAD I USED AS MANY COLORS AS I COOD SO IT WOOD BE BYOOTIFUL CUZ I REELY WUNT PARKER TO BE MY GERLCAT FREND FUR THE SECUND YEER IN A ROW CUZ SHE'S THE ONLY ONE HOO WILL HAVE ME AND SHE LIKE BUNNYKIKKIN HAPPY VD PARKER LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!!! AND IF PARKER WON'T HAVE ME I'M TAKIN APPLIKAYSHUNS LINE UP GERLS!!!!!

I'M ON FIRE WITH DEEZIRE!!!!

2009-02-08T21:41:00.001-08:00

DID YOO KNOW YOO CAN FIND PIKCHERS OF HOT GERLCATS ON THE INNERNETS????? JUST TIPE IT IN THE GOOGLE AND THARE YOO ARE!!!! WOW!!! I COOD LOOK AT THEM ALL DAY! THEY GIT ME ALL FIRED UP!!!!!

UNFORCHEWNITLY, SUMBUDDY IS KEEPIN A WATCH ON ME. SHE'S JUST LIKE CEILING CAT, ONLY SCARIER. NO MATTER WARE I GO OR WHUT I DO, SHE'S THARE STARING DOWN AT ME. I GET THE FEELING I WAS DOIN SUMTHING I SHOODN'T HAVE BIN DOIN.

LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

2009-02-06T23:49:00.000-08:00

jake my tabby bro' i will miss yoo i cant rite in caps cuz i feel vary small and sad

WERDLESS WENZDAY

2009-02-04T15:53:00.000-08:00

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

2009-02-02T22:53:00.001-08:00

I AM DA BIG PAW KING!!!!!!

TWO TUMMY TOOZDAY!

2009-01-20T13:00:00.000-08:00

TWO FUR ONE, LADEEZE!!!!! THIS IS THE WAY I SLEEP GIT USED TO IT PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!

MANCAT MUNDAY

2009-01-19T22:51:00.000-08:00

CHEK OWT THIS WISKER HUMPS LADEEEZ!!!!DON'T FURGIT TO PIK UP YER APPLIKAYSHUN TO JOIN MY HARUM ON THE WAY OWT! PLEEZE AND THANK YOO! LIFE'S A TRIP!

PHOTOHUNT THEEME: HATS!

2009-01-17T10:36:00.001-08:00

MY LADEY GOT ME THIS REELY GRATE HAT TO WARE IT IS VARY SHINEY AND COLORFUL AND IT MAKES ME LOOK EXTRA HANSUM THIS IS FOR PhotoHunt LIFE'S A TRIP!

TOES TOOZDAY

2009-01-13T22:00:00.001-08:00

MANCAT MUNDAY

2009-01-12T21:48:00.000-08:00

YOO KNOW WHUT BIG PAWS MEEN! LIFE'S A TRIP!

Sleepy Sunday

2009-01-11T00:47:00.000-08:00

THIS POST IS FOR ALL THE LUVLEY LAYDEEZ OWT THARE HOO ARE ABOWT TO GO BONKERS SEEING ME IN MY BOODWAHR HEER I AM SLEEPING ON THE PEEPUL BED MY LADEY KINDA HAS TO KERL UP LIKE A BUG SO I CAN FIT ON THE BED BUT I KNOW SHE DUZN'T MIND IT BECUZ I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE AND SHE LUVS ME MORE THAN THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN AND SHE PUTS THE LITTUL PILLOW SHE USUALLY USES UNDER HER HERTY NEE UNDER MY HED CUZ I LOVE LOVE LOVE TO LAY MY HED DOWN ON PILLOWS AND SHE PUTS MY FIONA BLANKY ON TOP OF ME CUZ I LIKE THAT TOO AND SHE HAS THE HOT BLANKITS UNDER ME SO I'M WARM ALL THE WAY AROWND AND IT IS VARY CUMFY YOO SHOOD TRY IT PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

I ALMOST FURGOT.....!!!!!

2009-01-03T00:23:00.001-08:00

ORANJE NOZE

2009-01-01T21:34:00.001-08:00

THIS IS THE VARY FERST FOTO MY LADEY TOOK OF ME THIS YEER I AM VARY HANSUM DONTCHA THINK LADEEZ???? LIFE'S A TRIP!

I AM ON THE FRUNT PAGE OF CATSINBOXES.COM!!!!

2008-12-29T21:48:00.000-08:00

I THINK THIS WILL MAKE ME EVEN MORE FAMEUSS THAN HAVING SARAH PAYLIN'S GRANDSUN NAMED AFTER ME!!!! IF YOO GO TO CATSINBOXES.COM YOO CAN SEE ME ON THE FRUNT PAGE. I'M KINDA INKOGNEETO. WOOOOOHOOOOOO! LIFE'S A TRIP!

I WANT MY NAME BAK!!!!!!

2008-12-29T18:32:00.000-08:00

MY BEST BUNNYKIKKING BUDDY FIONA LET ME KNOW THAT SARAH PAYLIN'S DOTTER NAMED HER BABY AFTER ME!!!!!! BUT WATE DUZ THAT MEEN I HAVE TO GIT ANUTHER NAME AND CAN I SOO??? CUZ I LIKE MY NAME IT'S A GRATE NAME AND I WUNT TO KEEP IT!!!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP PLEEZE AND THANK YOO ONE MORE YEER TILL I HAFTA START BEING GOOD AGIN!

KRISTMISS FOTOS!!!!!

2008-12-26T16:50:00.001-08:00

HEY EVRYBUDDY I WUNTED TO SHOW YOO THE GRATE KRISTMISS OWTFIT I WARED YESTERDAY (HOLD ON LADIES, YER GONNA BE BLOWN AWAY!!!!!!)

AND HEER I AM ASLEEP NEXT TO MY LADY'S KRISSMISS HAT IT IS A FESTIV HAT AND I LIKE IT LOTS:

MARY KRISTMISS!!!!!

2008-12-25T00:16:00.000-08:00

From Rocky, Skeezy, Mao and
TRIPPER THE PSYKO STRAY CAT!!!!

I MITE NOT BE GITTING ANYTHING FRUM SANTA CUZ IN ADDISHUN TO LIKKING ALL THE PARTY SHRIMP BEEFORE THE PAWTY I NOKT ALL THE RUMBALLS ON THE FLOOR BUT SANTA IF YOO LOVE HARDKORE RUMBALLS AND DON'T MIND A LITTLE CAT HARE I CAN SET YOO UP!!!!

MANCAT MONDAY!!!!

2008-12-22T11:30:00.000-08:00

GIT A LODE OF THAT MANCATLINESS!!!!

I HERD ABOWT A GRATE NEW HOLLYDAY!!!!

2008-12-21T23:25:00.000-08:00

I HERD ABOWT A GRATE NEW HOLIDAY CALLED HANNYKUH!!!! IT IS A HOLIDAY WARE YOO GIT PREZINTS FOR 8 NITES INSTED OF JUST ONE DAY AND I RED THE ROOLZ CAREFULLY AND IT DUZN'T SAY ANYWARE THAT YOO HAVE TO BE GOOD TO GIT THE PREZINTS!!!!! WOO HOO! THIS IS MY KIND OF HOLLYDAY!!! IF YOO NEED MY ADDRESS TO SEND ME MY 8 PREZINTS, JUST LEEVE A COMMENT!!! PLEEZE AND THANK YOO! LIFE'S A TRIP!

I GOT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN A KRISSMISS PREZINT

2008-12-16T11:03:00.000-08:00

I GOT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN A KRISSMISS PREZINT CUZ YOO CANT START TOO ERLY SUKKING UP TO THE PEEPUL HOO PUT IN A GOOD WERD FOR YOO WITH SANTA CLAWS AND I KNOW I'VE GOT MY LADEY BAMBOOZULD BUT THE MAN IS A HARD NUT TO KRAK SO I FOWND THIS FUNNY HAT LAYING AROWND AND I GAVE IT TO HIM AND HE LIKED IT CUZ IT'S BIN KOLD KOLD KOLD AND HE DUZN'T HAVE MUCH HED FURS JUST PINK SKIN AND WIN HE TUCHES ME HIS FINGERS ARE LIKE ICICLES WELL THE HAT DUZN'T HELP HIS FINGERS BUT IT STILL MAKES HIM WARM AND HAPPY HOW MUCH LONGER TILL KRISSMISS CUZ IT IS VARY HARD BEIN GOOD FOR THIS LONG I THINK I'M GONNA IXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GIT TO BE LUCIA!!!!

2008-12-13T00:01:00.000-08:00

MY LADEY SEZ I CAN BE THE SANKTA LUCIA TODAY IF I WARE MY HAT RITE BUT I HAVE A PROBLIM CUZ MY CANDLES ARE NOT EREKT HOW DO I MAKE THEM POINT STRATE UP ???????PLEEZE AND THANK YOO THIS IS AN EMERJINSY CUZ IF I DON'T GIT IT FIXED MAYBEY THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO WILL GIT TO BE LUCIA AND HE JUST WOODN'T BE AS GOOD AS ME I'M THE BEST BOY IN THE HOWSE MY LADEY SEZ SO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

WORDLISS WENZDAY

2008-12-09T23:11:00.000-08:00

BEST BUTTIES!!!!!!

2008-12-06T22:07:00.000-08:00

HEER I AM AGIN SLEEPIN TODAY WITH MY BEST BUTTIE MAO THE KRANKY SIMEEZE WE DID SUM GOOD NAPPIN TOGETHER HE IS MY VARY BEST FURREVER FREND AND I LOVE HIM!!!!! HE KINDA HAS BAD BRETH BUT GOOD BUTTIES DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOWT THAT TO EECH OTHER YOO JUST OFFER HIM A PITR PAT OR AN ALTOID OR JUST BARY YER NOZE IN ANUTHER CATS BUTT SO YOO DON'T HAFTA SMELL HIS RANK BRETH ITS LIKE DOOD SUMTHING DIDE IN THARE I THINK I'M GONNA HERL, BUT I AM STILL VARY VARY VARY VARY HAPPY THAT I HAVE A BEST BUTTIE. EVEN IF ITS MAO. PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!

THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-12-02T23:48:00.001-08:00

OMC I AM SO IXSITED I'M ABOWT TO JUMP OWT OF MY SKIN AFTER WERKIN' IT FOR YEERS AND YEERS I HAVE FINELY BECOME BEST FRENDS WITH THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO WE HANG TOGETHER AND I GROOM HIM NICE AND HE LETS ME USE HIM AS A PILLOW WE ARE BUTTIES AND I'M SO HAPPY TO FINELY HAVE A FREND BECUZ NOBUDDY LIKES ME MUCH ::SAD FACE:: EVEN THO I TRY TO BE FRENDS WITH EVRYBUDDY AND I SAY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO WELL SUMTIMES AT LEEST I SAY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO AND IT'S ALL PADE OFF CUZ I FINELY HAVE A BEST BEST FURREVER FREND!!!!!!

HELLO LADEEZ!

2008-11-30T01:21:00.001-08:00

A CUPPUL OF WEEKS AGO A FAMUSS CAT FOTOGRAFFER CAME TO OWR HOWSE TO TAKE PIKCHERS OF THAT SKINNY LITTUL WITE CAT BUT HE TOOK MY PIKCHER TOO BECUZ HE NOZE A HANSUM BIGMAN CAT WIN HE SEES ONE THIS IS MY "HELLO LADEEZ" LOOK DUZ IT MAKE YOO HOT LIFE'S A TRIP PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!