got mousebreath?

IT'S NOT TOO ERLY TO START PLAYIN THIS MONTH'S PRIZE IS A $50 AMAZON GIFT CARD AND MAYBE A SNAKE I MADE GO DEDDED OR SUMTHING.

RATS!!!!!!1

THIS IS A VARY GOOD MOOVIE I THINK ITS FRUM THE FOOD NETWERK AND BOY DID IT MAKE MY APPETITE GIT GINORMOUS I WANT TO MOOVE TO NEW YAWK SO I CAN EAT RATS UNTIL MY BELLEH GITS FULL AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA HERL ALTHO I'D LIKE TO HURL A RAT TAIL INTO THE TRIPPR DOWN MANS SHOOZ.

PLEEZE HELP MY LADEY

THIS IS A GEST POST FRUM THAT TASTY LITTUL WITE RAT AND I AM IN THE MOOVEY!!!!!

As yoo may or mayn't know, my Food Lady is trying to git hired as the ferst Purina Cat Chow correspondent. So to help, I made a video to send to Purina to git her hired. 

YOO CAN HELP! Click heer to go to the site on Facebook, post a link to the video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqnp0zpUq7U).
Then tell them why they shood hire the FL (applicant #4492). 

Also, pleeze cross-post on FB and Twitter.

And watch the moovey I made.

thank yoo,

yer frend,

Skeezix the Cat 

CAN ANY OF YOO HARBER A KRIMINAL??????

::wispers::

i think i'm in big trubble the other day after I cawt a berd and made it go ded, a puhleese man shode up at my howse and he sed "looks like thare's a murderer heer" and he wint inside owr howse and talked to my lady and the tripperdown man for a long time and i hided in the bushes so he woodn't take me to jale and give me the deth penulty and i've bin laying low ever sinse can any of yoo harber a fyoojitive cuz i think i mite have to go on the lamm. 

WARE CAN I FIND THIS GUY????

DUZ ANYBUDDY KNOW WARE I CAN FIND THIS PURRSON CUZ I WOOD REELY LIKE TO BE HIS CAT HE HAS SO MANY COLORS AND YOO KNOW I LOVE MY COLORS!!!! MY MAN ONLY WARES BORING COLORS LIKE BLUE AND BLAK AND GREY AND MY LADY MOSTLY JUST WARES PINK WICH IS ONLY ONE COLOR AND I LIKE LOTS OF COLORS DID YOO SEE THE LOVE RAT I GAVE PARKER I THINK SHE LIKED IT. LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

LOOK WHUT I FOWND!!!!!!!

I THINK YULE HAFTA AGREE I LOOK VARY HANSUM WITH EXTRA HARES I FOWND THIS LAYING AROWND AT FERST I THOT IT WUZ SUMTHING I'D MADE GO DED BUT IT WUZN'T AND I PUT IN ON AND WOW!!!!! IT WOOD BE BETTER IF THE RIBBUNS WAS RANEBOW COLORED INSTED OF JUST BORING PINK BUT I STILL THINK I LOOK HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!

LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVRYBUDDY!!!! DO YOO SEE HOW GOOD I'M POZING IT'S BECUZ MY LADY IS HOLDING MEETS FOR ME SHE SEZ HEY TRIPPER! SIT! UP! NO PAWS NO BITEY AND I JUST SIT THARE LIKE A MEERCAT AND SHE MAKES A KLIKKING SOWND AND GIVES ME MEETS!!!! GOOD RED HAMBERGER MEETS THAT ARE DRIPPING WITH BLUDS!!!!!!  THE MAN TRIZE TO MAKE ME DO THE MEERCAT THING FOR TREETS BUT I JUST GIVE HIM A WHAP WITH MY PAW CUZ HE DUZN'T SAY IT RITE HE'S LAME I LOVE MY LADEY!!!

I HOPE THIS PIKCHER MAKES PARKER GO THUD CUZ MY NIPS ARE SHOWING!!!!!  I LOVE MY GERLFREND PARKER BUT I FURGOT TO MALE HER VALENTINE UNTIL LATE SO I'LL PROBLY BE IN THE DOGHOWSE WITH HER WICH IS WHY I NEED A HARUM SO IF ONE OF THE GERLCATS GITS UPPITY I CAN GO HANG WITH ONE HOO'S NICE HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVRYBUDDY!

MANCAT MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A LOT TO TELL THE INNERWEBS ABOUT WHUT'S BEEN GOING ON IN MY LIFE. ASIDE FRUM BEING THE BEST CAT IN THE HOUSE AND GITTIN MY BUTT SHAVED (I'M A BARE FLOORS KIND OF CAT) I HAVE BIN HANGIN WITH THAT LITTUL WITE CAT THIS PIKCHER WAS TAKEN RITE BEEFORE I JUMPT ON TOP OF HIM AND GAVE HIM A WEDJEEY AND A NOOGY I ALSO LIKE CHASIN HIM DOWN THE HALL AND TAKKLING HIM UNTIL ALL THE AIR GOZE OUT OF HIS MOWTH AND HE SKREEMS LIKE A GERL THAT MY FRENDS IS WHUT BEIN A MANCAT IS ALL ABOWT!!!

LIFE'S A TRIP!

WHY I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!!

FOR THOZE OF YOO HOO ARE TRYING TO BEEKUM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE LEMME GIVE YOO A TIP ALWAYS GIVE YER LADEY THE BEST BERTHDAY GIFT YOO CAN AFFORD OR MANIDGE TO KETCH LIKE ME TODAY WUZ MY LADEY'S BERTHDAY SO I GOT UP ERLY AND DINT SLEEP IN AND GOT HER A PREZINT AND PUT A BOW ON IT A RED BOW THAT'S MY FAVERITE COLOR AND WIN SHE SAW IT SHE WUZ SO IXSITED SHE SKREEMED AND SED TRIPPER IN HER OWTSIDE VOICE AND WHUT DID MAO GIT HER??? BUPPKISS. WHUT DID THE WITE RAT GIT HER??? NADA! WHUT DID MY PAL THE GEEZER ROCKY GIT HER? ZILCH! HE SLEEPED RITE THRU HER BERTHDAY! WICH IS WHY I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!!

DONA NOBIS PACEM

SOME PEEPULS CALL ME THE PEACE COWBOY SOME CALL ME THE GANGSTA OF LUUUUUUVE SOME PEEPULS CALL ME MORE-EEESE BUT ONLY IF THEY WANNA GIT BUNNYKICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONA NOBIS PACEM!!!!!!!!!

WHY AM I FAYMUSS AND ON THIS BOOK????

WHY IS MY PIKCHER ON THIS BOOK IS IT A BOOK ABOWT FAYMUSS BIGMANCATS???? OR HOW BIGMANCATS LOVE THARE LADEYS?? OR HOW TO GIT A BIG HARUM??? I CAN'T REED SO I NEED SUMBUDDY TO TELL ME. KTHXBAI LIFE'S A TRIP

IS IT TIME FOR TRIKS AND TREETS YET???????????

HAVE YOO EVER SEENED A MORE IMPRESSIV AND MANLY PUNKIN?????????????????? LOOK AT THOZE BIG PAWZ - YOO KNOW WHUT THAT MEENS!!! OK! NOW I GIT TO TEE PEE YER HOWSE!!!! I LOVE HALLOWEEEN!

NOMS!!!!!!

GESS WHUT PEEPLES????? MY LADEY WINT TO HAVE BREKFIST WITH DKM AND I SAW THIS PIKCHER THAT WAS TAKEN THERE AND I THINK AFTER MY LADEY HAD BREKFIST SHE ORDERD THIS LUNCH FOR ME (TO GO OF KORSE CUZ I'M NOT BIG ON DRIVING A CAR UNLESS I GET TO DO THE DRIVING WICH I WOOD DO MOST ENTHOOOZIASTLY EXSEPT WELL I DON'T HAVE A LIE SCENSE (WICH WOOD BE EEZY FOR ME TO GIT CUZ I LIE A LOT AND I'M GOOD AT IT) AND THE BIG EARED FURRIES ARE VARY DELISHUS EXCEPT FOR THE EERS WICH ARE A LITTLE CHEWY AND WIN YOU PULL OWT THARE GUTZ THE GUTZ CAN STRETCH OWT FOR ABOUT 3 MILES ISNT THIS FURRY YUM YUM YUMMY LOOKING? I THINK MY LADEY IS BRINGING ME MY LUNCH CUZ SHE'S SO GRATEFUL FOR THE LIZZERD I GOT FOR HER WIN SHE WAS IN DA HOSPITUL SHE SKREEMED WITH DEELITE WIN SHE SAW IT.

BAD NOOZ

INNERNETS, I HAVE SUM VARY BAD NOOZ MY LADEY WILL NOT LET ME PUT UP PIKCHERS OF ALL THE PREZINTS I BRING TO HER ANYMORE AND SHE WONT EVEN GO OWT THE FRUNT DOOR TO LOOK AT MY PREZINTS IN THE MORNING UNTIL THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN HAS PUT THEM IN THE BIG GREEN GOODBYE KRAP BOX MY LADEY TRIDE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BY GIVING ME MORE BELLS AND THEY DON'T LET ME CHASE THE WITE RAT ANYMORE CUZ SUM OF MY PREZINTS WERE BIGGER THAN HIM (LIKE WHUT IZN'T????? HE'S A MIJJIT.)