DEER SANTA,

Heer is my Kristmuss list. Pleeze git me all this stuff:

1. Fire truk with lites and siruns
2. Drum set
3. 1000 cases of catnip
4. Ranebow colored fethery playtoy
5. A grate tunnul box to play in like that littul upstares rat has
6. A toy AK-47 (a reely lowd one, not the kind yoo can barely heer)
7. A toy battery-powerd Humvee that I can ride arownd the nayberhood in, just like da grate Mr Tinydik
8. The Nintendo Weeeeeeeee so I can play DDR with the wite rat. I think I wood be a vary good danser and I love to go WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Make shur the one yoo git me has lots and lots of brite blinking lites in many colors.
   
9. A tie-die mussul teeshert in many brillyunt colors.
10. Werld peese.
    

And pleeze give my best frend Monty Q Cat and my gerlfrend Parker sum good stuff becuz they deeserve it and Miss Daisy 2 cuz she's teechin me manners. Pleeze and thank yoo. And DMM, too, cuz she is gonna join my harum and she gots me a grate krissmuss prezint!!!!!

I also wunted to ixplane sum things:

Ferst of all, it wuzn't my fawlt the stoopid kristmuss tree got knokked over on the floor and the ornamints got broken. I BARELY EVEN BRUSHED AGINST IT. It was kinda crookid anyway, and was on the verje of falling over yoo cood tell. I was just in the rong place at the rong time. Storey of my life.

Secund of all, the thing with the berd yesturday WAS NOT MY FAWLT. He was buzzing like a musskeeto in my eer and I wint to brush him away, and the minit I tucht him he got ded. And my ladey likes it win I make berds go ded cuz evry time I do she gits me a new shiney bell for my collar. And I like to make my ladey happy cuz she let me live with her and the man hoo is always sayin TRIP DOWN!.

Therd of all, I'm not reeeeely trying to eet Skeezix win I play with him. He sqweels like a gerl (yes, Miss Daisy, this is troo) even win I just give him my best psyko look and don't even tuch him. I wunt a frend to play with and all the other cats hate me becuz I'm such a hansum spesimin of bigmancathood and thare jellus and Skeezix izn't jellus cuz he knows he will never in a millyun yeers be a bigmancat like me so he duzn't even try.

Oh, and the jumpin on the cownters thing. I only do it so I can be closer to my ladey and then give her a big hug arownd the nek like she's my gerlfrend and I need to be higher to do that and she likes it a lot when I give her my bigmancat loves even tho it makes the man hoo is always sayin TRIP DOWN jellus.

So as yoo can see, thare is an explayshun for evrything and that meens yoo need to git me evrything on my kristmiss list. Pleeze and thank yoo.

Sinseerly,
Yer frend,
Tripper

PEE ESS: Sinse yer so fat, yoo probly won't fit down owr chimney so yoo can just leeve my stuff on the frunt porch like the man in the brown shorts duz.

I GOT MY OWN KRISSMISS TREE!!!!!

LOOKIE LOOKIE!!!!! I GOT MY VARY OWN KRISSMISS TREE!!!!!!! AND IT'S GOT LITES AND EVRYTHING!!!!! AND SHINY STUFF!!!! AND PREZINTS!!!!! AND IT'S ALL MINE MINE MINE!!!!!

CAN SUMBUDDY IXPLANE....

... WHY THARE ARE SO MANY GLITTERY BRAKEABUL THINGS ALL AROWND THE HOWSE RITE NOW JUST SITTING THARE WATING TO GIT KNOCKED DOWN???????

Mancat Munday

I'm in ANUTHER MOOOVEY!

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LET'S PAWWWWTY!!!!!

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I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!

MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME !!!! MY LADEY'S HOME !!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! MY LADEY'S HOME!!!! I'M SO HAPPY I WANNA GO BUNNYKIKK SUMTHING!!! YAHOOOOOOO!

MY LADY RUNNED AWAY FRUM HOME!!!

THE LADEY IS NOT HOME AND MAO SED THE MAN KILT HER AND PUT HER INSIDE HIS COMPYOOTER AND THEN MAO CALLED ME A LOOZER IT SUKS TO BE ME.

WARE IS MY LADEY?????

I CANNOT FIND MY LADEY!!!! HAS ANYBUDDY SEEN HER? SHE'S BIG AND WAY TALLER THAN ME AND SHE HAS LONG HEDFURS!!!! LET ME KNOW!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVRYBUDDY!!!!!

TODAY I GOT A LOT TO BE THANKFULL FORE LIKE HAVING FRENDS LIKE MONTY Q CAT HOO GOT ME MY OWN BLOG AND DAISY THE KERLY CAT HOO TEECHES ME MANNERS AND JETER HARRIS HOO HAS PIKCHERS OF ME ON HIS BLOG AND PABLO HOO GAVE ME A PRIZE IN THE FOOTY FINULS AND MY LADEY HOO LET ME GIT DREST LIKE A PILGRIM AND THE MAN HOO DUZN'T THROW ME DOWN THE STARES TOO HARD WIN I TRY TO EET SKEEZIX AND GITTIN TO LIVE IN A GRATE HOWSE THANK YOOOOOO!!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVVING! LIFE IS GRATE! LIFE'S A TRIP!

I'M A FINALIST!!!!

I CAN'T BEELEEVE IT! I'M A FINALIST IN CATSTER'S WERLD'S COOLEST CAT CONTEST!!!!! ::DANSES HAPPY DANSE:: WOOO HOOOOO!!!!! AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SIT ON MY FAT BUTT. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I SED BUTT!!!!! HEER ARE THIRTEEN GRATE THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPEND TO ME LATELY:

1. MY BEST FREND MONTY Q CAME HOME FRUM GOING MISSING.
2. I WUN A PRIZE IN MONTY Q'S WERLD FAMEUS DOIN THE Q KONTEST.
3. I GOT TO BE A FINALIST IN CATSTER'S WERLD FAMEUS COOLEST CAT COMPETISHUN.
4. I GOT TO BE IN THE BLOGBLAST FOR PEESE.
5. THE WERLD FAMEUS MIMI LENNOX MENSHUND ME ON THE WERLD FAMEUS INNERNET RADIO SHOW "THE MO SHOW" (MINIT 9:05-9:30).
6. THE MAN HASN'T BIN FEELING GOOD, SO HE DUZN'T SAY "TRIPPER DOWN!" TO ME VARY MUCH.
7. I THINK PARKER WUNTS TO BE THE DALE EVANS TO MY ROY ROJERS.
8. THARE HAVE BIN LOTS OF BERDS IN THE YARD THIS WEEK.
9. DAISY HASN'T CORREKTED MY MANNERS ONCE IN THE LAST WEEK PLEEZE AND THANK YOO.
10. I THINK A TURKEY IS GONNA COME LIVE WITH US AND SLEEP IN THE COLD BLAK BOX IN THE KICHIN. I LOVE TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!
11. I WON A PRIZE IN MY BEST FREND PABLO'S FOOTY FINALS FEEVER COMPETISHUN!!!!!
12. A PIKCHER OF MY PAW WAS FEECHERD ON MY BEST FREND JETER HARRISSES BLOG THANK YOO VARY MUCH JEETER!!!!!!!
13. TOMORROW IS FRIDAY WICH MEENS I HAVE MY LADEY ALL TO MYSELF FOR TOO HOLE DAZE!!!!!!

LIFE IS GRATE! LIFE'S A TRIP!

Monty's Missing!!!!!

MY VARY BEST FREND IN THE WERLD, MONTY Q CAT IS MISSING!!!!!! OMC I DON'T KNOW WHUT TO DO! MONTY GOT ME MY BLOG AND HE'S A TABBY JUST LIKE ME IN FAKT WE LOOK LIKE BRUTHERS AND I WOOD BE SOOOOOOOOO SO SAD IF HE DIDN'T COME HOME. PLEEZE SEND SUM GOOD THOTS HIS WAY SO HE'LL GIT BAK HOME PRONTO CUZ I DON'T KNOW WHUT I'D DO IF I DIDN'T HAVE A BEST FREND ANY MORE! MONTY COME HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dona Nobis Pacem

Mancat Monday: Stand Back, Ladeez!!!!

This is my tribyoot to Duke Wayne. Yoo shood see me in my chaps! LIFE'S A TRIP!

Furchin Friday

This is my furchin. I'm vary prowd of it (try to reestrane yerselfs, ladeez). A furchin is a werd that my ladey's servint invented. Sum cats call it a flab purse. My ladey's servint calls it a furchin cuz it's kinda rownd and spikey like a see urchin, but it's made of fur so it's a fur urchin, or furchin for short. I'm vary prowd of mine. LIFE'S A TRIP!

WORDLISS WENZDAY

Mancat Munday

HAHAHA that kranky simeeze mao is IN BIG TRUBBUL!!!! My ladey made a vary speshul nice pirate ship for him to poze like JONNY DEP for his Halloween pikcher but he ran away this morning and didn't come home becuz he's mad abowt having pills forst down his throte and he HAS ISHOOZ SO Maybe he shood go on DOKTER FILL!!! HAHAHAHAHA! My ladey was vary mad becuz she stade up late making the pirate ship insted of gitting her byooty sleep AND he was also suppost to poze in a caveman owtfit for that skinny littul wite rat cat's Halloween card but he wuzn't heer so SHE LET ME POZE AS A PIRATE!!!! And as yoo can see I'm a much more hansum mancat pirate than that KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO will ever be and the wite rat cat was vary sqweeky and mad at Mao too cuz it roooind the hole consept for his pikcher and Mao came home win it startid to git dark and the krikkits started singing but My Ladey isn't home vary much theeze days cuz she's werking a millyun howrs a week so Mao mite never git his Halloween pikcher taken wich is okay cuz I LOVE HALLOWEEN ! !! !! ! do yoo like my pikcher????? GO RED SOX!

Fashun Show Friday

Lilly Lu, did yoo heer me rooting for yer teem tonite? A baseball cap is grate to ware anytime of the yeer .... espeshully in Oktober!

Nashunul Ferul Cat Day

Today is Nashunul Ferul Cat Day. I think it meens the peepul have to give us lots and lots of treets and LUVVIN!!!! If my ladey (hoo I LOVE LOVE LOVE and I'm not ashaymed to say it!) hadn't given me toona and let come live in her howse insted of the forest I wood be hiding under a bush today in the forest all wet frum the rane and hungrey becuz YOO CANNOT GIT TOONA IN THE FOREST!!!!! and I woodn't have a blog thank yoo agin MONTY Q MY BEST FREND and I woodn't be lerning manners frum Miss Daisy or even werse, the man in the wite truk mite have capcherd me and taken me to the sausaje faktery!!!!! THANK YOO LADEY!!!!! Was anybuddy else owt thare once a ferul cat?

Mancat Munday: Go Raiders!!!!

i am going to have to git advice frum jeter harris on how to keep rooting for yer teem win they suk. and even werse, i'm gonna hafta hide owt frum dazy may mowse cuz she's a gerlcat and pikt a winning teem hoo beet my teem.

Sleepy Saterday

DID YOO EVER HAVE ONE OF THOZE SATERDAYS WARE YOO JUST CAN'T SEEM TO GIT MOOVING???? MAYBE I SHOOD DRINK SUM KOFEY!

LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

Tabby Toozday: Lern More Abowt Tabbies

I fownd some stuff owt abowt tabbies by looking on the innernets. This is frum Dr Jon. He's a frend of my ladey and he sends her emale evry singul day:

Think "tabby" cat and the quintessential tiger-striped cat comes to mind. But "tabby" is not a breed, or a color; it's a pattern -- one so common that the gene responsible for the markings is supposedly present in all domestic cats, even the ones that don't show their stripes. Although tabbies come in a wide range and combination of colors, most have a distinctive "M" on their foreheads. Their markings fall into four main categories:

Marble: Thick bands and swirls form a bulls-eye on the sides:

Ticked: Solid coat with markings only on the face:

Mackerel: Thin body stripes and rings around legs and tail:

Spotted: Large or small spots, much like those of a leopard:

Holy, Makerel, I'm a Makerel!!!! I was reely surprized that thare were so many diffrint tabbies cuz I am the only one I've ever seen! Sinse thare are so many kinds, I think probly tabbies are THE MOST POPULER KIND OF CAT IN THE WERLD!!!

I git to be a devil!!!!

This weekend I got to poze in my Halloween Costoom for the Halloween Costoom Contest ... It is a vary pritty and glittery DEVIL costoom and that man hoo livs heer thot my ladey was insane for putting it on me, but I loved it and I just sat thare and smiled for the flashy box becuz I KNEW IT WOOD MAKE MY LADEY HAPPY and I realized how trooly hansum and big man catly I looked. In fakt, I looked so grate that Baggy copied my costoom. Well, that is, I THINK it's a costoom it's hard to tell becuz he reely looks like SATAN!!!!

Go Yankees!

I've got my paws krost that that geezer picher Rojer Clemmuns has gottin over his blister and hamstring problims and can power da Yanks to viktery. We're with ya, Jeter!

I GOT TAGGED FOR A MEME!!!!

My best frend Monty Q and that sexxy Yao-Lin and my best bud Jimmy Joe tagged me for the desktop meme!!!! So heer it is!!!!! Yoo have to klik to biggify my desktop cuz it's HUMUNGOUS AND GINORMOUS!!!!! THERE IS A KREECHER ON IT THAT HAS A HANGY DOWNY THING HANGING FRUM HIS FACE. WHUT'S UP WITH THAT???? MY LADEY GITS PIKCHERS FRUM NASHUNUL JEEOGRAFIK AND PUTS THEM ON HER COMPYOOTER WICH IS THE ONE I USE AND CHANJES THEM EVRY CUPPUL OF WEEKS. WICH IS MORE OFFIN THAN SHE CHANGES THE SHEETS ON THE PEEPUL BED I THINK BUT MAYBEY I'M NOT SUPPOST TO SAY THAT. oh sorry. So yoo have to klik to biggify it cuz she has 2 compyooter teevees set up side by side one is 22 inches and one is 24 inches they are wide and she has a lot of ikons on her skreen maybey cuz she started owt on macs whutever that meens and evry wunse in a wile she makes them go into the trash and it looks kleen for a wile but not too long cuz she's a littul messy not like the man hoo is NEET NEET NEET. And she also has a littul wite compyooter that she puts on her lap but she duzn't let me blog on it.



Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop. It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun. Here’s how you can do a screen capture:

1.Go to your desktop and press the Print Scrn key (located on the right side of the F12 key).
2.Open a graphics program (like Picture Manager, Paint, or Photoshop) and doing a Paste
(CTRL + V). If you wish, you can “edit” the image before saving it.
3.Post the picture on your blog. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop if you want. You can explain why you prefer such a look or why it is full of icons. Things like that.
4.Tag five of your friends and ask them to give you a Free View of their desktops as well. I tag: PARKER, PIXIE, DAISY, JETER HARRIS AND EVRYBUDDY ELSE HOO HASN'T DUN IT.
5.Add your name to the list of Free Viewers with a link pointing directly to your Desktop Free View post to promote it to succeeding participants. Others who have played:Francine of La Place de Cherie Chez Francine Bloggishi Unchained Melody LadyJava’s Lounge Mariuca Revellian Dot ComDesktop Emila’s Illustrated Blog Spiff, The Spaceman Rolando Brown Baron The Kat House MAX Mother's Home! I Was Born2Cree8 Skittles' Place Faz the Cat Darling Millie Monty Q Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat Yao-Lin Jimmy Joe

THURSDAY THIRTEEN: EDITION 1

THIRTEEN REEZINS I'M THRILD TO HAVE MY OWN BLOG:

1. Mao got kranky and kikt me off his blog so I was left withowt a way to ixpress myself.
2. Chiks dig it.
3. Win I win grate prizes like in Pablo's footy finals contest or Monty Q's Doin' the Q contest, thare was no eezy way to notify me that I winned.
4. Sinse my ladey put a bunch more bells on my collar, I haven't been as suksessful hunting berdies so thare wuzn't much for me to do during the day blogging gives me sumthing to do!
5. Using Mao's blog sumtimes was SO BORING cuz he has a boring brown color on his blog cuz he's a geezer and I NEED MY COLORS!!!!!
6. Mao also got mad at me win I used suttul animayshuns on his blog.
7. This will help me showcase my blog deezines so maybey I can have a reewarding career as a blog deeziner.
8. I git to do memes!!!!!
9. I felt like an owtsider and a loozer win I didn't have a blog. NOW I'M HAPPY AGIN!!!!
10. Win that littul wite rat started blogging, the man in the bloo shorts started bringing him stuff. I think that now I'm blogging the man in the bloo shorts will bring stuff to ME!!!!
11. 2 werds: Mancat Munday!!!!!
12. Sumtimes my ladey has to help me blog and then we spend qwality time together.
13. Becuz I LOVE PARKER and I didn't think I cood ask her to go steddy until I GOT MY OWN BLOG!!!!!

WERDLESS WENZDAY

Can sumwun ixplane to me how to make the werds disappeer after I tipe them on Werdless Wenzday??? I thot they wood just go away cuz it's werdless wenzday, but thare still heer!!!!!

TABBY TOOZDAY!!!!!!

HEER IS A PIKCHER OF ME WARING MY JAWNTY BERRAY! HURRAY FOR MY BURRAY!!!! THE WITE RAT SED I SHOOD WARE IT AT A RAKISH ANGUL. SUMTIMES I DON'T UNNERSTAND A THING HE'S TALKING ABOWT. BUT I THINK PARKER WILL LIKE IT. MAYBEY NOW THAT I HAVE MY OWN BLOG I CAN GIT LUKKY WITH HER.




LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

AND HEER'S WHUT I DID WIN THE OAKLAND RAIDERS AND GEELONG CATS WUN!

LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

OKAY I FOWND SUMTHING TO POST

I FOWND THIS GRATE THING ON THE INNERNETS TODAY CALLED U-TOOB AND IT HAS GRATE CAT MOOVEYS SO I LOOKED FOR PSYKO CATS AND I GOT THIS MOOVEY DUZN'T THAT LITTUL CAT LOOK LIKE HE NEEDS SUM BUNNYKIKKING?????



LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

I GOT MY OWN BLOG!!!!!!

FINELY, FINELY, FINELY, THANKS TO MONTY Q CAT AND EVRYBUDDY HOO SINED MY PETISHUN, I GOT MY OWN BLOG!!!! WOOOOOO HOOOOOO! BUNNYKIKS ALL AROWND!!!!!



NOW WHUT?