YO, SANTA!!!!!

DEER SANTA WHY DID YOO FURGIT TO STOP AND MY HOWSE AND GIVE ME LOTS OF PREZINTS THIS YEER I WAS A GOOD BOY I WAS THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE MY LADEY TOLD ME SO SHE TELLS ME THAT EVRY DAY AND ABOWT THOZE BERDS GOING DED THAT WUZN'T MY FAWLT IT'S THE FAWLT OF THE BELLS CUZ WINEVER THE BERDIES HEER MY BELLS THEY GO DED OF A HART ATTAK REELY THAT'S THE TROOTH I JUST EET EM AND WIN I PUT THE BITEY ON PEEPULS I DON'T BRAKE THE SKIN AND I HARDLY EVER BUNNYKIK THE PUNY CATS I LIVE WITH UNLESS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'D LIKE TO BE BUNNYKIKT AND EVEN WIN I GIT MY GOOGLY KRAZY EYES FRUM KATNIP I'M STILL A PRITTY GOOD BOY AND EVRY NITE I GO TO SLEEP IN MY BED ON THE PEEPUL BED AND I NEVER MOOVE OR JUMP ON THE MANS HANGY DOWNIE THING AND DID I MENSHUN THAT MY LADEY ALWAYZ SEZ I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE???? SO I'VE WAYTED LONG ENUF FOR YOO TO GIVE ME MY PREZINTS SHOW UP ALREDDY, WILLYA? PLEEZE AND THANK YOO YOO CAN ALSO USE MY GERLFREND PARKER AS A REFRINSE SHE'LL TELL YOO ALL ABOWT ME LIFE'S A TRIP.

WORDLESS WENZDAY

I GOT A NOO KAMRA SAY CHEEEZE!!!!!!

HA HA HA I GOT A NEW KAMRA IT'S VARY NICE AND GOZE GOOD WITH THE BELLZ ON MY COLLAR. THE FERST THING I DID WAS TAKE A PIKCHER OF MY BYOOTIFUL NON-UPPITY GERLFREND I THINK YOO'LL AGREE SHE'S VARY STACHOOESK BOY I COOD JUST LOOK AT HER ALL DAY DON'T TELL PARKER:




AND HEER'S A PIKCHER OF MY LUNCH:


AND HEER'S A PIKCHER OF ME INSIDE LOOKING OWTSIDE WARE THE LUNCH PLACE IS:


AND HEER IS THE FOREST IT IS MY TERF!!!!


LIFE'S A TRIP!

WORDLESS WENZDAY

I HAVE A NEW GERLFREND

I HAVE A NEW GERLFREND FUR MY HARUM!!!! SHE IS VARY NICE TO ME SHE DUZN'T TALK BAK OR GIT ALL UPPITY WICH AS ALL YOO MANCATS KNOW IS VARY IMPORTUNT I DON'T KNOW HOW ROCKY DUZ IT CUZ I THINK ALL HIZ GERLCATS IXSEPT MAYBEY FUR HALLOWEEN IS UPPITY BUT THIS ONE'S NICE ALTHO SHE WON'T TELL ME HER NAME SUMTIMES WIN I RUB AGINST HER SHE ROLLZ OVER AND SHOZE ME HER TUMMY LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

I LOVE DA NOO YORK YANKEEZ!!!!!

DONA NOBIS PACEM

IF WE HAVE WERLD PEESE,
YOO'LL SEE LOTS OF DUVS FLYING AROWND
AND DUVS ARE YUMMY!!!!
SO GIVE PEESE A CHANSE!!!!

I'M A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOO CAN BIGGIFY TO SEE ALL THE DETAILS I WAS ONE OF THE WINNERS IN MARTHA STEWART'S HALLOWEEN PET FOTO CONTEST I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T GIT FERST PLACE CUZ THE WINNER WAS A SISSY DOG AND I AM DEFINITLY A BIG MAN CAT I'M LAFFIN AND LAFFIN' LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

BEEZER WINT TO DA BRIDGE

ONE OF OWR FRENDS NAMED BEEZER HAS WINT TO THE RANEBOW BRIDGE. WE'RE ALL GOING TO HIS BLOG TO GIVE HIS MOM LOTS OF PURRS CUZ SHE WAS REELY IN LOVE WITH HIM ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY LADEY LUVS ME.

MY NEW BEST FREND ROCKY!!!!!

ROCKY AND ME KINDA SLEEPED TOGETHER LAST NITE WITH OWR HEDS CUDDLED TOGETHER SO I THINK HE IS MY NEW BEST FREND KINDA LIKE HOUSE AND WILSON WHY DUZ MY LADEY CALL ME MOOSE??? LIFE'S A TRIP!

MEOW LIKE A PIRATE!

I'M GONNA SPEND DA DAY PILLAGING AND BUNNYKIKKING AND LOOKING FOR THAT CAT WITH NINE TALES!!!!! MRAOOOWW! ARGGGGGG! AVAST YE MATEYS BLOW ME DOWN. LIFES A TRIP!!!!

DON'T FURGIT TO CHEK ME OWT IN THE PIRATE PURRADE AT THE CAT'S MEOW.

Flaked Out on Friday

ENTER MEOW LIKE A PIRATE CONTEST

MY LADEY IS HOSTING A MEOW LIKE A PIRATE CONTEST ON THE CAT'S MEOW BLOG AND EVEN THO I'M GOING TO WIN IT YOO CAN STILL ENTER AND HAVE FUN CLICK HERE TO CHEK IT OWT LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY 4 THE WERLD'S GRATEST HUNTER!