Tuesday, May 13

WHY DO I GIT BLAMED FOR EVRY SINGUL THING????

FERST OF ALL, THERE WAS NO NAMETAG ON THAT FURBALL SO IT WAS FARE GAME FINDERZ KEEPERZ LOOZERZ WEEPERZ AND SECUND OF ALL EVEN THO I MADE SHUR IT WAS DED DED DED IT IS STILL PURRFIKTLY GOOD AND I DIDN'T REK IT AND I DON'T THINK I NEED TO AXE PURRMISSHUN IF THARE IS NO NAME ON IT LIKE DO I AXE PURRMISSHUN WIN I EET MY FANSY FEEST OR LIE DOWN IN MY BED NO SIRREEE! LIFE'S A TRIP! I LIKE PURPUL.

Monday, May 12

LOOK WHUT I FOWND!!!!

I FOWND THIS THING UP ON THE COWNTER WARE I ALWAYZ JUMP UP IT SMELT A LITTUL LIKE THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE BUT HE WUZN'T IN IT AND I THOT FUR A MINIT IT MITE HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE FURREEZ THAT I MAKE GO DED AT NITE IT KIND OF HAD A TALE BUT THARE WERNT ANY GUTS OR BRANES SPILLING OWT SO I DON'T KNOW WHUT IT IS BUT I THINK IT WAS SAYING PLAY WITH ME TRIPPER YOO PSYKO CUZ SUMTIMES I HEER VOISES AND THIS WAS ONE OF THOZE TIMES SO I TAKED IT OWTSIDE WICH IS WARE I MAKE THINGS GO DED AND I PUT IT ON MY HED CUZ IT LOOKED LIKE HEDFURS AND I LOOKED REEDIKYULUS

AND THEN I PUT IT ON TOP OF MY REVMO BUT THAT LOOKED EVEN STOOPIDER

SO INSTED I DEESIDED TO MAKE REELY SHUR THAT IT WAS DED DED DED LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!! PLEEZE AND THANK YOO! HAS ANYBUDDY LOOZED HIS FURCHIN??? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!

Thursday, May 8

MATSUI THIS ONES FUR YOO!!!!

I WUNT TO LERN HOW TO DO THIS!!!

IF I COOD DO THIS I COOD KLIME STRATE ONTO THE BALKONEY BY THE PEEPLE BEDROOM AND SEE MY LADEY WITHOWT HAVING THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN YELL AT ME WIN I TRY TO BRAKE INTO THE UPSTARES!!! JETER HARRIS, CAN YOO DO THIS? CAN YOO TEECH ME HOW??? I NO YER A GOOD KLIMER!

PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!

Monday, May 5

THIS GATO HAS THE RITE IDEA!!!

LOOK AT THIS BIG ORANJE CAT!!!! HE HAS THE RITE IDEA!!! RELAX RESPONSIBLY HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!! HE HAS A GRATE WEB PAGE HEER WATE MAYBEY ITS A SHE IF IT IS I THINK I'M IN LOVE CUZ I TAKE ONE LOOK AT HER AND WO!!! I JUST WANNA START BUNNYKIKKING PLEEZE AND THANK YOO I MEEN POR FAVOR AND GRASSY ASS. RELAX REESPONSIBLY!!!! HAHAHAHA I LOVE SAYIN THAT LIFE'S A TRIP!

Thursday, May 1

MY NOK NOK JOKE

This is for the Camie's Kitties nok nok thing!
NOK NOK
WHOOZE THARE?

I GADDA

I GADDA HOO?

I GADDA NEW TUNNEL BOX, EVRYBUDDY COME OVER AND PLAY WITH ME!!!!!
NYUK NYUK NYUK!!!! I JUST MADE THAT UP MYSELF!!!!