I WAS BAD YESTERDAY!!!! BAD BAD BAD!!!

I HAD A GRATE DAY YESTERDAY I DID NOT GO IN THE HOWSE AT NITE LIKE I AM SUPPOST TO DO EVEN THO THEY CALLED AND CALLED FOR ME THEY SED TRIPPER! TRIP TRIP TRIPPER! TRIPPEROONI! AND I JUST KEPT QWIET AND STILL UNTIL AFTER A FEW HOWRS THEY STOPT CALLING ME AND I STADE OWT ALL NITE AND HUNTED FOR FURRY GOFERS AND MOWSIES AND I LOSTED MY RANEBOW COLLER I WAS JUST WACKED WITH KRAZINESS AND WIN MY LADEY LET ME IN IN THE MORNING SHE SED OH TRIPPER WARE'S YER COLLAR AND SHE GAVE ME A BRAND NEW ONE THAT'S RED WITE AND BLOO WITH STARS ON IT AND BELLS TOO AND I ATE A BIG BREKFIST AND THEN I WINT UPSTARES INTO THE PEEPUL BEDROOM AND I JUMPT ON THAT OLD TUXIE GEEZER AND THEN I WINT INTO THAT NEET RED TENT AND THE TUNNUL BOX THE LADEY SED I WAS FULL OF VINEGAR BUT I DIDN'T DRINK ANY VINEGAR AT ALL I SWARE I AM JUST BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!!!! I'VE HERD THAT CHIKS DIG BAD BOYS! OOPS I JUST FARTED HAHAHAHAAHA! OOOOH STINKY