MY LIFE JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!!!

MY HOLE LIFE I HAVE WUNTED TO BE BEST FRENDS WITH THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO IF HE WAS MY FREND I WOOD RUN AND PLAY WITH HIM AND BUNNYKIK HIM AND TONITE WE HANGED OUT JUST LIKE DOODS ON THE BED TOGETHER I THINK HE LIKES ME HE REELY REELY LIKES ME!

ANYBUDDY WANNA NAP???

IF YER A BIGMAN CAT YOO NEED LOTS OF NAPS TO KEEP YER ENERJEEZ UP AND SO I NAP A LOT AND I NAP WITH STILE HEER I AM NAPPIN WITH MY BEST FREND MAO THE KRANKY SIMEEZE HOO COOD USE A FEW NAPS HISSELF TO GIVE HIM A BETTER CATTITOOD CUZ HE IS DA KRANKIEST!!!! NOT ME!!!! LOTS OF NAPS KEEPS YOO FRUM BEING KRANKY AND HELPS YOO KEEP UP WITH YER HARUM AND KEEPS YOO REDDY TO DO SUM BUNNYKIKKING ANYTIME THE URJE STRIKES AND IT STRIKES A LOT!!!!!

BEST BUTTIES!!!!!!

HEER I AM AGIN SLEEPIN TODAY WITH MY BEST BUTTIE MAO THE KRANKY SIMEEZE WE DID SUM GOOD NAPPIN TOGETHER HE IS MY VARY BEST FURREVER FREND AND I LOVE HIM!!!!! HE KINDA HAS BAD BRETH BUT GOOD BUTTIES DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOWT THAT TO EECH OTHER YOO JUST OFFER HIM A PITR PAT OR AN ALTOID OR JUST BARY YER NOZE IN ANUTHER CATS BUTT SO YOO DON'T HAFTA SMELL HIS RANK BRETH ITS LIKE DOOD SUMTHING DIDE IN THARE I THINK I'M GONNA HERL, BUT I AM STILL VARY VARY VARY VARY HAPPY THAT I HAVE A BEST BUTTIE. EVEN IF ITS MAO. PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!