STARTS WITH A T AND RIMES WITH P THAT STANDS FOR POOL

YEP I'M IN TRUBBLE LAST NITE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WINT TO PIK ME UP BUT I GOT SPOOKED AND SKRATCHT HIM NOT ENUF TO MAKE HIM GO DED BUT ENUF TO MAKE HIM SKREEM LIKE A GERL AND BLUDS SPILL OWT:

AND I FELT BAD AFTERWERD FOR A MINIT AND HE WOODN'T LET ME SLEEP IN MY BED NEXT TO MY LADEY WICH MADE ME FEEL EVEN WERSER SO I DEESIDED TO GIT HIM A PREZINT I GOT HIM A SNAKE WITH THE HED STILL ON AND THE HEDS THE YUMMIEST PART AND I NEW HE WOOD LOVE IT BUT HE PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT BAK IN THE DERT SO I HAD TO GO GIT HIM ANUTHER PREZINT AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE FURRIEZ AND I LEFT MOST OF THE HED ON SORTA AND IT TERNS OWT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN IS KINDA HARD TO PLEEZE COOD YOO REZIST THIS MOWSIE??????

WORDLESS WENZDAY

ANYBUDDY WANNA NAP???

IF YER A BIGMAN CAT YOO NEED LOTS OF NAPS TO KEEP YER ENERJEEZ UP AND SO I NAP A LOT AND I NAP WITH STILE HEER I AM NAPPIN WITH MY BEST FREND MAO THE KRANKY SIMEEZE HOO COOD USE A FEW NAPS HISSELF TO GIVE HIM A BETTER CATTITOOD CUZ HE IS DA KRANKIEST!!!! NOT ME!!!! LOTS OF NAPS KEEPS YOO FRUM BEING KRANKY AND HELPS YOO KEEP UP WITH YER HARUM AND KEEPS YOO REDDY TO DO SUM BUNNYKIKKING ANYTIME THE URJE STRIKES AND IT STRIKES A LOT!!!!!

MY TRIP TO THE SPA!!!!

I GOT TO GO TO A SPA ON SATERDAY CUZ I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!! THE MAN PIKT AT ME AND TUCHT ME BAK THARE AND PUT SUMTHING KOLD IN MY POOPER AND THEY WADE ME (19 POWNDS, THANK YOO VARY MUCH THAT'S MANCAT TERRITORY) AND BECUZ I HAVE A FLEE ALLERJEY THEY HAD TO PUT MORE FLEE POIZUN ON ME AND THEY GAVE ME A BATH WITH LAVENDER AND EVRYBUDDY THARE SED I WAS SO GOOD AND EVRY TIME THEY SED THAT MY LADEY SED YOO WUNT HIM? BUT I THINK SHE WUZ KIDDING CUZ SHE CAME BAK FOR ME NOW I SMELL GOOD PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!

WHUT A MANCAT COLLAR LOOKS LIKE

HEER IS MY MANCAT COLLAR -- AS YOO CAN SEE IT GITS A REEL WERKOWT CUZ I AM A BIG STRONG BURLY MANCAT AND I DO LOTS OF STUFF THAT MAKES MY COLLAR GIT ALL BEET UP!!!

I GOT A PREZINT!!!!!

MY LADEY BOT ME A PREZINT PROBLY CUZ I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE AND SHE LUVS ME THE MOST IT'S A RANEBOW NEKLISS AND AS YOO CAN SEE IT'S VARY COLORFULL:HEER I'M PRAKTISSING MY ALOOF BIG MANCAT LOOK EVEN THO I AM VARY IXSITED TO GIT SUCH A PRITTY NEKLISS DID I MENSHUN IT WAS COLORFULL??????

AND IT'S VARY VERSATILL IT CAN DUBBUL AS A HEDBAND WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW I AM SO IXSITED TO GIT THIS PREZINT FOR BEING THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!! I'M EVEN DOWN WITH SAYIN THAT STOOPID PLEEZE AND THANK YOO ALL THE TIME IF IT MEENS I SKORE GREAT PREZINTS LIKE THIS!!!!
OKAY NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOO TO LEEVE A COMMENT SAYING WHUT A GORJUSS BIGMAN CAT I AM AND HOW I DEEZERVED IT FOR BEING THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE.