LOOK WHUT I FOWND!!!!

I FOWND THIS THING UP ON THE COWNTER WARE I ALWAYZ JUMP UP IT SMELT A LITTUL LIKE THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE BUT HE WUZN'T IN IT AND I THOT FUR A MINIT IT MITE HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE FURREEZ THAT I MAKE GO DED AT NITE IT KIND OF HAD A TALE BUT THARE WERNT ANY GUTS OR BRANES SPILLING OWT SO I DON'T KNOW WHUT IT IS BUT I THINK IT WAS SAYING PLAY WITH ME TRIPPER YOO PSYKO CUZ SUMTIMES I HEER VOISES AND THIS WAS ONE OF THOZE TIMES SO I TAKED IT OWTSIDE WICH IS WARE I MAKE THINGS GO DED AND I PUT IT ON MY HED CUZ IT LOOKED LIKE HEDFURS AND I LOOKED REEDIKYULUS

AND THEN I PUT IT ON TOP OF MY REVMO BUT THAT LOOKED EVEN STOOPIDER

SO INSTED I DEESIDED TO MAKE REELY SHUR THAT IT WAS DED DED DED LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!! PLEEZE AND THANK YOO! HAS ANYBUDDY LOOZED HIS FURCHIN??? HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!