How abowt a combover?

So, Daisy and Daisy MM ganged up on me and maked me give that littul wite rat cat bak his 2PAY boy thoze gerlcats are uppity and BOSSY too it was like yap yap yap yap yap and finely I gave up and I throde the 2PAY bak upstares so now I'm trying to cover up my baldniss with a combover becuz Rocky the geezer sez that sumtimes werks so I likt all the furrs frum one side to the middle of my baldniss and then I likt all the furs frum the other side of my baldniss to the middle and it took neerly all day and even so it didn't make the bald part go away all the way but at leest is isn't as bald as it used to be Rocky sez maybey I shood try blak spray paint next but I can't werk the sprayer with my paws can sumbuddy come over and spray me???? LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

I got a 2PAY!!!!!!!!!!

Today I "purrswayded" the upstares wite rat cat to give me his 2PAY
HAHAHAHAHAHA
he kride like a gerl but as yoo can see it hides my bald spot nicely!!!!!
and it's fun to play with!

AND BY THE WAY that reeely hot gerlcat TT gived me a THINKING BLOGGER AWARD

I don't know why she did but it's probly becuz she's always thinkin
HOW CAN I JOIN THAT HOT MANCAT'S HARUM?????