YEP I'M IN TRUBBLE LAST NITE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WINT TO PIK ME UP BUT I GOT SPOOKED AND SKRATCHT HIM NOT ENUF TO MAKE HIM GO DED BUT ENUF TO MAKE HIM SKREEM LIKE A GERL AND BLUDS SPILL OWT:AND I FELT BAD AFTERWERD FOR A MINIT AND HE WOODN'T LET ME SLEEP IN MY BED NEXT TO MY LADEY WICH MADE ME FEEL EVEN WERSER SO I DEESIDED TO GIT HIM A PREZINT I GOT HIM A SNAKE WITH THE HED STILL ON AND THE HEDS THE YUMMIEST PART AND I NEW HE WOOD LOVE IT BUT HE PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT BAK IN THE DERT SO I HAD TO GO GIT HIM ANUTHER PREZINT AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE FURRIEZ AND I LEFT MOST OF THE HED ON SORTA AND IT TERNS OWT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN IS KINDA HARD TO PLEEZE COOD YOO REZIST THIS MOWSIE??????
I GOT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN A KRISSMISS PREZINT CUZ YOO CANT START TOO ERLY SUKKING UP TO THE PEEPUL HOO PUT IN A GOOD WERD FOR YOO WITH SANTA CLAWS AND I KNOW I'VE GOT MY LADEY BAMBOOZULD BUT THE MAN IS A HARD NUT TO KRAK SO I FOWND THIS FUNNY HAT LAYING AROWND AND I GAVE IT TO HIM AND HE LIKED IT CUZ IT'S BIN KOLD KOLD KOLD AND HE DUZN'T HAVE MUCH HED FURS JUST PINK SKIN AND WIN HE TUCHES ME HIS FINGERS ARE LIKE ICICLES WELL THE HAT DUZN'T HELP HIS FINGERS BUT IT STILL MAKES HIM WARM AND HAPPY HOW MUCH LONGER TILL KRISSMISS CUZ IT IS VARY HARD BEIN GOOD FOR THIS LONG I THINK I'M GONNA IXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
