MANCAT MONDAY!!!!

GIT A LODE OF THAT MANCATLINESS!!!!

Mancat Munday

ALL YOO BIG MANCATS KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GIT YER GROOMIN DUN IN ALL THE NOOKS AND CRANNIES AND BOY DO WE GIT DERTY CUZ WE ARE BIG MANCATS AN WE LOVE LOVE LOVE THE DERTS!!!! SO TO FINISH OFF MY GROOMING I POZISHUN MYSELF ON THE STARES AND I PUT MY BOOTY ON THE BOTTUM STEP AND ANGKER MYSELF BY DIGGING MY BIG MANCAT KLAWS INTO THE KARPIT ON THE TOP STEP AND THEN I TERN AROWND AND GROOM GROOM MY BOOTY AND MY BIG BOOTY STAYS RITE THARE WARE I CAN LIK IT!!!!! NEET TRIK, IZN'T IT?????

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MY LADEY WAS DOING SUMTHING KALD WEEDING THIS WEEKEND THAT'S WIN SHE MAKES ALL THE GREEN STUFF GO GOODBYE SO I HAVE GOOD DERT TO ROLE IN!!!!!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ROLING IN DERT!!!!! I COOD DO IT ALL DAY WIN I'M NOT BUNNYKIKKING OR MAKING BERDS GO DED.

SPOT 14 ALERT!!!!!

THIS IS A MONEY SHOT FOR THE LADEEZ:

AND IF YOO'VE DUN A GOOD JOB OF ROLLIN, YOO GIT LOTS OF MANLY DERT ON YER BAK!!!

LIFE'S A TRIP!

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PARKER, YOO CAN KLIK THE PIKCHER TO BIGGIFY IT, WICH YOO'LL NEED TO DO CUZ I AM A BIG MANCAT!!!!!

Me an Rocky are BUDDIES!!!!!!

Me an Rocky spent the day on the ratty cat cowch watchin FOOTBALL!!!! and we HADDED A YABBA DABBA DOO GOOD TIME espeshully becuz Rocky klewd me in to a privite stash of MOTHERS MILK upstares in the rat's red tent.THE MUTHER'S MILK WAS THE GRATEST!!!! and it reely helpt me and my new best frend Rocky BOND but it also made me nap thru the last haff of the football game and now I hafta go an look for a gwakomoley resipey becuz I think me an Rocky gots to invite sum frends and wimmin over for soooperbole sunday

LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

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Mancat Monday: Stand Back, Ladeez!!!!

This is my tribyoot to Duke Wayne. Yoo shood see me in my chaps! LIFE'S A TRIP!

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HAHAHA that kranky simeeze mao is IN BIG TRUBBUL!!!! My ladey made a vary speshul nice pirate ship for him to poze like JONNY DEP for his Halloween pikcher but he ran away this morning and didn't come home becuz he's mad abowt having pills forst down his throte and he HAS ISHOOZ SO Maybe he shood go on DOKTER FILL!!! HAHAHAHAHA! My ladey was vary mad becuz she stade up late making the pirate ship insted of gitting her byooty sleep AND he was also suppost to poze in a caveman owtfit for that skinny littul wite rat cat's Halloween card but he wuzn't heer so SHE LET ME POZE AS A PIRATE!!!! And as yoo can see I'm a much more hansum mancat pirate than that KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO will ever be and the wite rat cat was vary sqweeky and mad at Mao too cuz it roooind the hole consept for his pikcher and Mao came home win it startid to git dark and the krikkits started singing but My Ladey isn't home vary much theeze days cuz she's werking a millyun howrs a week so Mao mite never git his Halloween pikcher taken wich is okay cuz I LOVE HALLOWEEN ! !! !! ! do yoo like my pikcher????? GO RED SOX!

Mancat Munday: Go Raiders!!!!

i am going to have to git advice frum jeter harris on how to keep rooting for yer teem win they suk. and even werse, i'm gonna hafta hide owt frum dazy may mowse cuz she's a gerlcat and pikt a winning teem hoo beet my teem.