I GOT TO GO TO A SPA ON SATERDAY CUZ I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!! THE MAN PIKT AT ME AND TUCHT ME BAK THARE AND PUT SUMTHING KOLD IN MY POOPER AND THEY WADE ME (19 POWNDS, THANK YOO VARY MUCH THAT'S MANCAT TERRITORY) AND BECUZ I HAVE A FLEE ALLERJEY THEY HAD TO PUT MORE FLEE POIZUN ON ME AND THEY GAVE ME A BATH WITH LAVENDER AND EVRYBUDDY THARE SED I WAS SO GOOD AND EVRY TIME THEY SED THAT MY LADEY SED YOO WUNT HIM? BUT I THINK SHE WUZ KIDDING CUZ SHE CAME BAK FOR ME NOW I SMELL GOOD PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!
AND THE BIG MAN POKED ME AND COMMENTED ON WHUT A BIG BOY I AM AND HE ALWAYZ ASKS ABOWT SKEEZIX AND WIN ARE THEY GONNA GIT TO SEE SKEEZIX AGIN WICH IS ROOD CUZ I AM THE ONE ON THE TABLE BUT I LIKE THE MAN CUZ HE SMELLS INTRISTING I HAVE A FLEE ALERJEY EVEN THO I DON'T HAVE FLEES HEER HE'S LOOKIN FOR THEM:
AND THEN HE WINT OWT OF THE ROOM AND THE OTHER GUY SED WHUT A BYOOTIFUL CAT I AM AND WHUT A NICE KOTE I HAVE WICH DIDN'T MAKE SENSE CUZ I WUZN'T WARIN A KOTE I WUZ NOOOOD! AND THEN THE BIG MAN CAME BAK IN AND PUT A PRIK IN MY BUTT AND I DIDN'T EVEN SQWERM WIN HE DID THAT CUZ IT WAS JUST A LITTUL PRIK AND IT WUZN'T VARY HERTY I HERD THEY GAVE ME STARE-OIDS JUST LIKE THAT CHEETER BERRY BONDS HOO MY LADEY DUZN'T LIKE SO I DON'T LIKE HIM EETHER I HOPE I DON'T GIT BACNE OR A GINORMOUS HED LIFE'S A TRIP DID I MENSHUN I DID NOT MAKE A PEEP IN THE CAR?????? PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!!!!
