Life inside the colorful mind of Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat.
Saturday, October 25
I GOT TO RIDE IN THE CAR AGIN!!!!
I GOT TORIDE IN THE CAR AGINTODAY JUST LIKE LAST WEEKEND BECUZI AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSEI DID NOT MAKE A PEEPI WAS A GOOD BOYCUZ I LOVE LOVE LOVE RIDING IN THE CAR THEY HAVE TO TAKE THE BIG CAR NOT THE DINKY BLOO MASHEENBECUZ I AM ABIG MAN CATAND I NEED TO RIDE IN A BIG MAN TRUKTHEY HAD A PRITTY RED BERDIE AT THE SPA PLACE: AND THE BIG MAN POKED ME AND COMMENTED ON WHUT ABIG BOYI AM AND HE ALWAYZ ASKSABOWT SKEEZIX ANDWIN ARE THEY GONNA GIT TO SEE SKEEZIXAGIN WICH IS ROOD CUZ I AM THE ONE ON THETABLE BUT I LIKE THE MAN CUZ HESMELLS INTRISTING I HAVE AFLEE ALERJEYEVEN THO I DON'T HAVE FLEES HEER HE'S LOOKIN FOR THEM:
AND THEN HE WINT OWT OF THE ROOMAND THE OTHER GUY SED WHUT ABYOOTIFUL CAT I AM AND WHUTA NICE KOTE I HAVE WICH DIDN'T MAKE SENSE CUZI WUZN'T WARIN A KOTEI WUZ NOOOOD!AND THEN THE BIG MAN CAME BAKIN AND PUT APRIK IN MY BUTTAND I DIDN'T EVEN SQWERM WIN HE DID THAT CUZ IT WAS JUST A LITTUL PRIKAND IT WUZN'T VARY HERTY I HERD THEY GAVE MESTARE-OIDS JUST LIKE THAT CHEETER BERRY BONDSHOO MY LADEY DUZN'TLIKE SO I DON'T LIKE HIM EETHER I HOPEI DON'T GITBACNE OR A GINORMOUS HEDLIFE'S A TRIPDID I MENSHUN I DID NOT MAKE A PEEP IN THE CAR??????PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!!!!
Well, I am glad you enjoyed your spa treatment, Trip! My brother Harley got a steroid shot, too. Because he got blisters on his mouth from an allergy to his plastic bowls.
Wow, Trip! Take a breath, dood! You may be the only cat we ever saw that liked going to the Vet. We sure hope you don't get Bacne! That would be nasty.
At least they were not trying to fix you again. Every time I go now, I am sure they are going to shave my belly and fix me again. You were a TERRIFIC cat in the car.
oh, trip, we sure admires you--you may not have skeezy's fashun sense, but you are the eppytomie of smooth, swave, an' deboner. you rides good inna car an' behaves like a champeen kitty at the vet. ed an' xingxing bofe has that flea lergy thing, too, an' has got stairoyds inna past. but ed's just as flabby as evur an' xing's just as skinny as efur, so we don't think you're gonna bulk up much. we hopes you feels much less itchy furry soon!
Don't worry about the bacne, I think the cheater steroids will take care of that ;-) What a big, nude, handsome mancat you are. Tripper, you are the mancat!
Do you know my AM went to the VET for a tour? It was called an Open House but I think that's just insane. If I had gone I would have showed him all of the great places I poop on the techs. My Woman was on steroids for a week and she was crazy. Don't go any crazier, OK?
AND THE BIG MAN POKED ME AND COMMENTED ON WHUT A BIG BOY I AM AND HE ALWAYZ ASKS ABOWT SKEEZIX AND WIN ARE THEY GONNA GIT TO SEE SKEEZIX AGIN WICH IS ROOD CUZ I AM THE ONE ON THE TABLE BUT I LIKE THE MAN CUZ HE SMELLS INTRISTING I HAVE A FLEE ALERJEY EVEN THO I DON'T HAVE FLEES HEER HE'S LOOKIN FOR THEM:
AND THEN HE WINT OWT OF THE ROOM AND THE OTHER GUY SED WHUT A BYOOTIFUL CAT I AM AND WHUT A NICE KOTE I HAVE WICH DIDN'T MAKE SENSE CUZ I WUZN'T WARIN A KOTE I WUZ NOOOOD! AND THEN THE BIG MAN CAME BAK IN AND PUT A PRIK IN MY BUTT AND I DIDN'T EVEN SQWERM WIN HE DID THAT CUZ IT WAS JUST A LITTUL PRIK AND IT WUZN'T VARY HERTY I HERD THEY GAVE ME STARE-OIDS JUST LIKE THAT CHEETER BERRY BONDS HOO MY LADEY DUZN'T LIKE SO I DON'T LIKE HIM EETHER I HOPE I DON'T GIT BACNE OR A GINORMOUS HED LIFE'S A TRIP DID I MENSHUN I DID NOT MAKE A PEEP IN THE CAR?????? PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!!!!
Well, I am glad you enjoyed your spa treatment, Trip! My brother Harley got a steroid shot, too. Because he got blisters on his mouth from an allergy to his plastic bowls.
ReplyDeleteTell your fleas to flee!
Wow, Trip! Take a breath, dood! You may be the only cat we ever saw that liked going to the Vet. We sure hope you don't get Bacne! That would be nasty.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the stare-oids will make you bulk up. If they do, they might have to drive you to the vet in a semi trailer next time.
ReplyDeleteAt least they were not trying to fix you again. Every time I go now, I am sure they are going to shave my belly and fix me again. You were a TERRIFIC cat in the car.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Abby Normal
Trip your very good.I always bite the vet.
ReplyDeletewow now you can hit really long home runs and stuff!!!!
ReplyDeletewe hopes you is ok.
oh, trip, we sure admires you--you may not have skeezy's fashun sense, but you are the eppytomie of smooth, swave, an' deboner. you rides good inna car an' behaves like a champeen kitty at the vet. ed an' xingxing bofe has that flea lergy thing, too, an' has got stairoyds inna past. but ed's just as flabby as evur an' xing's just as skinny as efur, so we don't think you're gonna bulk up much. we hopes you feels much less itchy furry soon!
ReplyDeleteDood! You are really brave to go to the spa an' get poked an' prodded like that.
ReplyDeleteDMM
Well I am glad you had a good trip, Trip!
ReplyDeleteYour spa sounds great! Can I be going too?
ReplyDeleteDood, I dont think that wuz a spa.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry about the bacne, I think the cheater steroids will take care of that ;-) What a big, nude, handsome mancat you are. Tripper, you are the mancat!
ReplyDeleteDo you know my AM went to the VET for a tour? It was called an Open House but I think that's just insane. If I had gone I would have showed him all of the great places I poop on the techs. My Woman was on steroids for a week and she was crazy. Don't go any crazier, OK?
ReplyDeleteChase
Wow Trip! You didn't make one sound in the car? You are one good cat! We hope that shot makes you better!
ReplyDeleteTripper, you are one tough mancat. One of my kitties has flea allergies and we gave him a bath this weekend and he howled like crazy.
ReplyDeleteDon't get 'roid rage!