Tuesday, March 16

PARKER CAN YOO REED THIS??????

LOOK WHUT I FOWND!!!!

I WUZ NOZIN AROWND IN MY LADEY'S HIDEY PLACE AND LOOKIE WHUT I FOWND!!!! THEY SMELT SO GOOD I JUST HAD TO RIP THE BAG OPEN AND EET THEM ALL UP THEY ARE CALLED DUK HARTS AND THEY ARE THE MOST DELISHUSEST THING I'VE EVER EETEN EVEN BETTER THAN FRESH MOLES!!!! AND NOW THARE ALL GONE AND I DON'T KNOW WARE TO GIT MORE I WISH I NEW HOW TO GO SHOPPING ON THE INNERWEBS LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!


Saturday, March 13

I GOT WERMS!



THE FOOD LADY MADE SUM DEELISHUS FOODS AND WIN SHE TERND HER BAK I JUMPT ON THE TABLE AND TRIDE SUM OF THEM THE FERST THING I SAW WAS THIS PLATE OF WERMS, AND IT WAS DELISHUS!!!!! I COOD EET A TRUKLODE OF THEM GOOD THING THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WUZN'T AROWND HAVE ANY OF YOO EVER EETEN WERMS???? LIFE'S A TRIP!