Mancat Munday

I'M BUSHED FRUM SO MUCH FUN THE LAST FEW DAZE THE LOWD PEEPUL WERE HEER AND THEY LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN ABOWT 80 TIMES EVEN WITH THE BIG SINE ON THE DOOR TO KEEP IT CLOZED SO I COOD ESKAPE FRUM THE HOWSE AS MUCH AS I WUNTED AND THEN GO CHASE BERDS AND STAY OWT ALL NITE CUZ THAT'S WHUT MANCATS DO!!!!!!

AND MONTY Q CAT MY BEST FREND IN THE WERLD I FEEL VARY BAD FOR YOO AN YER FAMLY I WISH I COOD MAKE THE HERTS GO AWAY I'M NOT USHAYMED TO SAY I LOVE YA DOOD.

I ENTERED MY BEST FREND MONTYS DOIN THE Q KONTEST!!!

IF YOO HAVEN'T YET ENTERD MONTY Q CAT'S DOIN THE Q CONTEST YOO MITE AS WELL THROW IN THE TOWL CUZ I SUBMITTED MY WINNING ENTRY TODAY!!!!!!!

I GOT AN AWARD!!!!!!!!!!

MY BEST FREND IN THE WERLD TYBALT THE PRINSE OF CATS GAVE ME THIS GRATE JUST PLAIN FUN TO READ AWARD I THINK HE GOT HOT WIN HE SAW MY MANCAT MUNDAY PIKCHER I KNOW I HAVE THAT EFFEKT ON OTHER CATS THANK YOO THANK YOO THANK YOO TYBALT YOO ARE MY BESTEST BEST FREND WUNNA COME OVER AND BUNNYKIK??? AND WE CAN SLEEP ON THE PEEPUL BED CUZ THEY LET ME DO THAT NOW AND WE CAN CHASE THE WITE RAT CAT AROWND THAT SCARES THE POOP OUTTA HIM WIN I DO THAT AND TOONA! I CAN'T SKORE US SUM TOONA!!! THANK YOO TYBALT!!!! I WUNT TO PASS ALONG THIS AWARD TO MY BEST FREND MONTY Q CAT MY AFLAK BRUTHER HOO GOT ME MY BLOG IN THE FERST PLACE AND IS RUNNING THE BEST KONTEST EVER CALLED DOING THE Q NO NEED FOR ANYBUDDY TO ENTER THO CUZ I'M A SHOO IN TO WIN PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

MY BEST FREND MONTY Q CAT TAGGED ME!!!!!

Seven Weird Things Meme
Monty Q Cat tagged me for the seven weird things meme AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHUT A MEME IS!!!!!

The rules are: Link to the person that tagged you and post the rules on your blog. Share seven random weird facts about yourself. Tag seven random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Let each person know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

HEER ARE MY SEVEN WEIRD THINGS:

1. I'm a big boy so it's hard to groom my bak ixsept win my ole' ladey Parker comes over and duz it for me so I git on the stares and I dig my klawz into the carpet on the step above ware I'm sitting then I kind levridge and twist my body arownd so I can tern all the way arownd to groom my bak all the way bak to ware it gits close to my spot 13.
2. My ladey makes shreeky noizes win I make berds go ded but still she reewards me eech time by adding a bell to my coller this makes me lowd I like lowd.
3. I LOVE MY MONTY Q CAT BED! Akshully, it started owt by being Mao's bed cuz he wun it but I didn't have an offishul bed just a box so my ladey gave me the bed cuz she likes me best but I'm a big boy as yoo know so I spill owt over the sides but I still LOVE LOVE LOVE MY MONTY Q CAT BED and win I go to sleep at nite, I sleep the hole nite thru withowt waking up.
4. I like the way my spot 13 smells.
5. I wood like to lern how to fart!!!!!!!!!!!!! And not SBDs, but the reely LOWD kind that kleer a room.
6. I like warin hats, espeshully the Yankees cap.
7. I like to play the peeano and I'm vary good at it.

Now I tag:

Meep and Twiz
Rosie and Cheeto (cuz Rosie is HOT!)
Jeter Harris
Dragonheart and Merlin (cuz Merlin looks YUMMY)
Bonnie and Victor
Jimmy Joe
Boy

I'M A FINALIST!!!!

I CAN'T BEELEEVE IT! I'M A FINALIST IN CATSTER'S WERLD'S COOLEST CAT CONTEST!!!!! ::DANSES HAPPY DANSE:: WOOO HOOOOO!!!!! AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SIT ON MY FAT BUTT. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I SED BUTT!!!!! HEER ARE THIRTEEN GRATE THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPEND TO ME LATELY:

1. MY BEST FREND MONTY Q CAME HOME FRUM GOING MISSING.
2. I WUN A PRIZE IN MONTY Q'S WERLD FAMEUS DOIN THE Q KONTEST.
3. I GOT TO BE A FINALIST IN CATSTER'S WERLD FAMEUS COOLEST CAT COMPETISHUN.
4. I GOT TO BE IN THE BLOGBLAST FOR PEESE.
5. THE WERLD FAMEUS MIMI LENNOX MENSHUND ME ON THE WERLD FAMEUS INNERNET RADIO SHOW "THE MO SHOW" (MINIT 9:05-9:30).
6. THE MAN HASN'T BIN FEELING GOOD, SO HE DUZN'T SAY "TRIPPER DOWN!" TO ME VARY MUCH.
7. I THINK PARKER WUNTS TO BE THE DALE EVANS TO MY ROY ROJERS.
8. THARE HAVE BIN LOTS OF BERDS IN THE YARD THIS WEEK.
9. DAISY HASN'T CORREKTED MY MANNERS ONCE IN THE LAST WEEK PLEEZE AND THANK YOO.
10. I THINK A TURKEY IS GONNA COME LIVE WITH US AND SLEEP IN THE COLD BLAK BOX IN THE KICHIN. I LOVE TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!
11. I WON A PRIZE IN MY BEST FREND PABLO'S FOOTY FINALS FEEVER COMPETISHUN!!!!!
12. A PIKCHER OF MY PAW WAS FEECHERD ON MY BEST FREND JETER HARRISSES BLOG THANK YOO VARY MUCH JEETER!!!!!!!
13. TOMORROW IS FRIDAY WICH MEENS I HAVE MY LADEY ALL TO MYSELF FOR TOO HOLE DAZE!!!!!!

LIFE IS GRATE! LIFE'S A TRIP!

Monty's Missing!!!!!

MY VARY BEST FREND IN THE WERLD, MONTY Q CAT IS MISSING!!!!!! OMC I DON'T KNOW WHUT TO DO! MONTY GOT ME MY BLOG AND HE'S A TABBY JUST LIKE ME IN FAKT WE LOOK LIKE BRUTHERS AND I WOOD BE SOOOOOOOOO SO SAD IF HE DIDN'T COME HOME. PLEEZE SEND SUM GOOD THOTS HIS WAY SO HE'LL GIT BAK HOME PRONTO CUZ I DON'T KNOW WHUT I'D DO IF I DIDN'T HAVE A BEST FREND ANY MORE! MONTY COME HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!