BOYOHBOYOHBOY I'VE BIN WAITING FOR THIS DAY ALL YEER CUZ I LOVE CAP'N SLAPPY AND OL' CHUMBUCKET AND ARRRGGGHHHH I MAKE A FINE PIRATE AND THE WENCHES WILL BE ALL OVER ME MAKE SHUR YOO WARE YER WENCHIEST OWTFITS AND THEN I'LL MEOW, "WELL BLOW ME DOWN" AND "WALK THE PLANK." YO HO HO AND A BOTTUL OF TOONA JOOSE LIFE'S A TRIP!