IS IT TIME FOR TRIKS AND TREETS YET???????????

HAVE YOO EVER SEENED A MORE IMPRESSIV AND MANLY PUNKIN?????????????????? LOOK AT THOZE BIG PAWZ - YOO KNOW WHUT THAT MEENS!!! OK! NOW I GIT TO TEE PEE YER HOWSE!!!! I LOVE HALLOWEEEN!

I'M A JESTER!!!!!!

I GOT A HALLOWEEN COSTOOM THAT IS A JESTER COSTOOM AND I DON'T KNOW WHUT A JESTER IS BUT THE COSTOOM IS SHINY WITH LOTS OF COLOR AND BELLS AND SHINYNESS ALL OVER I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT IN FAKT I WINT TO SLEEP WARING IT LAST NITE!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!!!!

Halloween Meem

Halloween the Cat tagged me for a meem that's her on the right She's HOT I woodn't kik her owtta bed for eetin fish flakes She got the meem frum da grate Mr Hendrix I have to anser the qweschun What 3 things would you do that you've never done before that you would do if you knew you wouldn't get caught or suffer the consequences?

I don't know whut conseekwenses are, but heer are three things I'd like to do if I woodn't git cawt:

1. I wood have a harum with a thowsund hot gerlcats and they'd all wate on me hand and paw and let me bunnykikk them
   
2. I wood git a flamethrower and flamethrow thoze yappy dawgs hoo live next door to us. Or maybey a masheen gun wood be better. And I wood say, "SEE YA!!!"
   


3. I wood be a linebakker for the grate Oaklund Rayders.
   

Mancat Munday

HAHAHA that kranky simeeze mao is IN BIG TRUBBUL!!!! My ladey made a vary speshul nice pirate ship for him to poze like JONNY DEP for his Halloween pikcher but he ran away this morning and didn't come home becuz he's mad abowt having pills forst down his throte and he HAS ISHOOZ SO Maybe he shood go on DOKTER FILL!!! HAHAHAHAHA! My ladey was vary mad becuz she stade up late making the pirate ship insted of gitting her byooty sleep AND he was also suppost to poze in a caveman owtfit for that skinny littul wite rat cat's Halloween card but he wuzn't heer so SHE LET ME POZE AS A PIRATE!!!! And as yoo can see I'm a much more hansum mancat pirate than that KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO will ever be and the wite rat cat was vary sqweeky and mad at Mao too cuz it roooind the hole consept for his pikcher and Mao came home win it startid to git dark and the krikkits started singing but My Ladey isn't home vary much theeze days cuz she's werking a millyun howrs a week so Mao mite never git his Halloween pikcher taken wich is okay cuz I LOVE HALLOWEEN ! !! !! ! do yoo like my pikcher????? GO RED SOX!

I git to be a devil!!!!

This weekend I got to poze in my Halloween Costoom for the Halloween Costoom Contest ... It is a vary pritty and glittery DEVIL costoom and that man hoo livs heer thot my ladey was insane for putting it on me, but I loved it and I just sat thare and smiled for the flashy box becuz I KNEW IT WOOD MAKE MY LADEY HAPPY and I realized how trooly hansum and big man catly I looked. In fakt, I looked so grate that Baggy copied my costoom. Well, that is, I THINK it's a costoom it's hard to tell becuz he reely looks like SATAN!!!!