
ANYBUDDY WUNT A SAMMICH????? LIFE'S A TRIP!
THIS MORNING I WAKED UP ERLY TO GO HUNTING FOR MORE PREZINTS FUR MY LADEY CUZ I LIKE IT WIN I MAKE HER HAPPY AND WIN SHE SKREEMS MY NAME REEL LOWD AND THIS TIME I TOOK OFF ALL THE FURRY AND FACE PARTS AND THEN WILE I WUZ AT IT I TOOK OFF THE LEGS 2 CUZ THEY ARE THE NOMMIEST SO I EETED THEM AND I LEFT THE REST AT THE FRUNT DOOR WARE SHE COOD SEE THEM WIN SHE GOZE TO GIT THE MALE AND BOY, I THINK SHE LUVED THIS PREZINT MOST OF ALL CUZ YOO COOD HEER HER SKREEM MY NAME FRUM ABOWT 5 MILES AWAY!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!