Thursday, July 31

I WAS BAD YESTERDAY!!!! BAD BAD BAD!!!

I HAD A GRATE DAY YESTERDAY I DID NOT GO IN THE HOWSE AT NITE LIKE I AM SUPPOST TO DO EVEN THO THEY CALLED AND CALLED FOR ME THEY SED TRIPPER! TRIP TRIP TRIPPER! TRIPPEROONI! AND I JUST KEPT QWIET AND STILL UNTIL AFTER A FEW HOWRS THEY STOPT CALLING ME AND I STADE OWT ALL NITE AND HUNTED FOR FURRY GOFERS AND MOWSIES AND I LOSTED MY RANEBOW COLLER I WAS JUST WACKED WITH KRAZINESS AND WIN MY LADEY LET ME IN IN THE MORNING SHE SED OH TRIPPER WARE'S YER COLLAR AND SHE GAVE ME A BRAND NEW ONE THAT'S RED WITE AND BLOO WITH STARS ON IT AND BELLS TOO AND I ATE A BIG BREKFIST AND THEN I WINT UPSTARES INTO THE PEEPUL BEDROOM AND I JUMPT ON THAT OLD TUXIE GEEZER AND THEN I WINT INTO THAT NEET RED TENT AND THE TUNNUL BOX THE LADEY SED I WAS FULL OF VINEGAR BUT I DIDN'T DRINK ANY VINEGAR AT ALL I SWARE I AM JUST BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!!!! I'VE HERD THAT CHIKS DIG BAD BOYS! OOPS I JUST FARTED HAHAHAHAAHA! OOOOH STINKY

19 comments:

  1. You make being bad sound like such fun!

    Speaking of vinegar, my mom had some spinach as a snack, and she had a little bottle of vinegar on her desk, so I checked it out. That is some NASTY stuff! I even did a gaggy thing after sniffing it. So I don't know what YOUR mom was talking about!!

    Purrs,
    Abby Normal

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  2. You are my inspiration! I tried to stay out all night but the MM wouldn't let me. He chased me around the yard shaking the temptations bag and that got me in the end.

    Where did your collar go to? Gave it to lady friend?

    purrs Goldie

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  3. Tripper! Don't be so bad!
    What would I do without you???

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  4. Oh Tripper you are THE bad boy around here.

    Chase

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  5. ME is bad boy too!! ME pees on beds and bites my brofurs hoo-ha's. Can ME join your bad boy klub? - BILLY

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  6. Tripper, your being a bad boy is really nothing new. You do know that don't you?

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  7. Sounds like you were bad indeed!!!! We try to stay in the outdoors all nite too, but our Momma won't let us. She says something about armadillos and wylie coyotes.... we're glad you got a new collar, but sad you lost the cool rainbow one... Keep up the good work!

    luv,

    Rossetti and Kirara

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  8. Oh Tripperooni, I am a little bit disappointed in you for being so bad. Because you made people worried about you! Remember, it is good manners to answer when you are called.

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  9. Lol..."Wow" Tripper your really bad to the bone :)

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  10. Trip, being bad is fun...but scaring yoor lady is not nice.

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  11. harharhar! u make me laff owt lowd trip.
    i like to stay owt all nite miself. mi mom iz yoozed to it by now ... but she duzzen't like it.
    i never ware a collar.
    i never will.
    dat'z rite.
    pleez an thank u.
    jh

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  12. Oh, goodness ... I'm glad that SOMEONE gets to be bad, 'cuz Mom won't let me be a bad girl. Your new collar sounds dashing ... I'll bet that Parker would like it a whole lot.
    DMM

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  13. Tripper, you are just still sort of scary even for another Bay Area cat.

    Halloween

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  14. Wow you stayed outside! What adventures!!

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  15. Ooooh! I'm impwessed Twipper!

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  16. Haha we want to be bad like you. We stay out in the garden on our own until mum goes to bed at 1am, but it's not the same cuz we can't get out of the garden to explore.

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  17. Dude, you were Bad to the Bone! ::cue music::

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  18. Tripper! You should go home when called so you don't worry the Lady! It sounds like you had a good time being out all night though!

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  19. ohhhhh, trip. you just rock our world!!! mom snorts all sorta stuff outta her nose whenefur she reads yer bloggie--soda, milk, coffee, even boogers sometimes.

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