Tuesday, August 3
BAD NOOZ
INNERNETS, I HAVE SUM VARY BAD NOOZ MY LADEY WILL NOT LET ME PUT UP PIKCHERS OF ALL THE PREZINTS I BRING TO HER ANYMORE AND SHE WONT EVEN GO OWT THE FRUNT DOOR TO LOOK AT MY PREZINTS IN THE MORNING UNTIL THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN HAS PUT THEM IN THE BIG GREEN GOODBYE KRAP BOX MY LADEY TRIDE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BY GIVING ME MORE BELLS AND THEY DON'T LET ME CHASE THE WITE RAT ANYMORE CUZ SUM OF MY PREZINTS WERE BIGGER THAN HIM (LIKE WHUT IZN'T????? HE'S A MIJJIT.)
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We are so sorry your presents are not appreciated.
ReplyDeleteOh Trip--I am so sad that your family just doesn't quite get you.
ReplyDeleteTripper...just eat them all up. that's what we do.
ReplyDeleteWe usually just leave fevvers and a few smears.
Oh, poor you! So unappreciated!
ReplyDeleteum. what did you give your lady that was bigger than Skeezy? that must haf been FURRY IMPAWSIVE!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe it will just take more to impress your Ladey. Maybe she won't be impressed until you present her with an entire vishus deer.
ReplyDeleteTrip, what you shood do is not just leeve the prezints owtside. Keep them in yore mowf until you go inside - then give them to yore Ladey! She will appresheate the ekstra effort.
ReplyDeleteBuddy