Tuesday, November 9

WHY I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!!


FOR THOZE OF YOO HOO ARE TRYING TO BEEKUM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE LEMME GIVE YOO A TIP ALWAYS GIVE YER LADEY THE BEST BERTHDAY GIFT YOO CAN AFFORD OR MANIDGE TO KETCH LIKE ME TODAY WUZ MY LADEY'S BERTHDAY SO I GOT UP ERLY AND DINT SLEEP IN AND GOT HER A PREZINT AND PUT A BOW ON IT A RED BOW THAT'S MY FAVERITE COLOR AND WIN SHE SAW IT SHE WUZ SO IXSITED SHE SKREEMED AND SED TRIPPER IN HER OWTSIDE VOICE AND WHUT DID MAO GIT HER??? BUPPKISS. WHUT DID THE WITE RAT GIT HER??? NADA! WHUT DID MY PAL THE GEEZER ROCKY GIT HER? ZILCH! HE SLEEPED RITE THRU HER BERTHDAY! WICH IS WHY I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!!

12 comments:

  1. Oh boy, Happy Birthday to yoor Lady and wowie yoo din't effun take a bite outta her purresent afore yoo gave it to her!

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  2. Wow, furry thotful of yoo, Tripper!

    We're sure yore Ladey was furry appreshative.

    Finny Buddy & Princess Jazzy

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  3. you shur do love your lady - she's furry lucky to haf you

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  4. You give the bestest gifts, Tripper. You even put a bow on it! You are so thoughtful. Happy Birthday to your Lady!

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  5. you are definitly the most thoughtful cat inna whole house!! we're sure had some furry sentimental thoughts when she saw yer gift. or maybe she just thought, "mental!"

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  6. Well, it's the thought that counts!

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  7. You always do things in style, Trip. Hope your mum had a great birthday, and that you enjoy your position as Best Cat in the House.

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  8. Hhahahahhaa, that is quite a present!

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  9. Mr. Tripper, we agree - you ARE the best cat in the house. Do you have any suggestions on what a couple of indoor cats can get their mom for Christmas? We don't have access to mouses....

    Your friends, Fuzzy and Zoe

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  10. Happy New Year 2011 Tripper!

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