THURSDAY THIRTEEN: EDITION 1

THIRTEEN REEZINS I'M THRILD TO HAVE MY OWN BLOG:

1. Mao got kranky and kikt me off his blog so I was left withowt a way to ixpress myself.
2. Chiks dig it.
3. Win I win grate prizes like in Pablo's footy finals contest or Monty Q's Doin' the Q contest, thare was no eezy way to notify me that I winned.
4. Sinse my ladey put a bunch more bells on my collar, I haven't been as suksessful hunting berdies so thare wuzn't much for me to do during the day blogging gives me sumthing to do!
5. Using Mao's blog sumtimes was SO BORING cuz he has a boring brown color on his blog cuz he's a geezer and I NEED MY COLORS!!!!!
6. Mao also got mad at me win I used suttul animayshuns on his blog.
7. This will help me showcase my blog deezines so maybey I can have a reewarding career as a blog deeziner.
8. I git to do memes!!!!!
9. I felt like an owtsider and a loozer win I didn't have a blog. NOW I'M HAPPY AGIN!!!!
10. Win that littul wite rat started blogging, the man in the bloo shorts started bringing him stuff. I think that now I'm blogging the man in the bloo shorts will bring stuff to ME!!!!
11. 2 werds: Mancat Munday!!!!!
12. Sumtimes my ladey has to help me blog and then we spend qwality time together.
13. Becuz I LOVE PARKER and I didn't think I cood ask her to go steddy until I GOT MY OWN BLOG!!!!!