STARTS WITH A T AND RIMES WITH P THAT STANDS FOR POOL

YEP I'M IN TRUBBLE LAST NITE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WINT TO PIK ME UP BUT I GOT SPOOKED AND SKRATCHT HIM NOT ENUF TO MAKE HIM GO DED BUT ENUF TO MAKE HIM SKREEM LIKE A GERL AND BLUDS SPILL OWT:

AND I FELT BAD AFTERWERD FOR A MINIT AND HE WOODN'T LET ME SLEEP IN MY BED NEXT TO MY LADEY WICH MADE ME FEEL EVEN WERSER SO I DEESIDED TO GIT HIM A PREZINT I GOT HIM A SNAKE WITH THE HED STILL ON AND THE HEDS THE YUMMIEST PART AND I NEW HE WOOD LOVE IT BUT HE PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT BAK IN THE DERT SO I HAD TO GO GIT HIM ANUTHER PREZINT AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE FURRIEZ AND I LEFT MOST OF THE HED ON SORTA AND IT TERNS OWT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN IS KINDA HARD TO PLEEZE COOD YOO REZIST THIS MOWSIE??????