Happy Fat Toozday!!!!

HAPPY VD PURRFEKLY PARKER!!!!!!

HEER IS THE VALENTINE I MADE FUR MY GERLCAT FREND PURRFEKTLY PARKER HOO IS HOT HOT HOT AND SHE'S GOT THIS WEIRD ONE GREEN EYE ONE BLOO EYE THING GOIN THAT KINDA FREEKS ME OWT BUT THAT'S OKAY I MADE HER A VALENTINE WITH MY OWN 4 PAWS IT WAS HARD CUZ I HAD TO USE SIZZERS AND GLOO AND I GOT IN TRUBBLE FUR RUNNING WITH SIZZERS BUT HEY! THAT'S WHUT I DO! AND I PUT GLITTER ALL OVER IT TO MAKE IT SHINY AND NOW THARE'S GLITTER IN MY POOP!!! I WOODA PUT IN ON THE VALENTINE BUT THE POST OFFISS MITE GIT MAD I USED AS MANY COLORS AS I COOD SO IT WOOD BE BYOOTIFUL CUZ I REELY WUNT PARKER TO BE MY GERLCAT FREND FUR THE SECUND YEER IN A ROW CUZ SHE'S THE ONLY ONE HOO WILL HAVE ME AND SHE LIKE BUNNYKIKKIN HAPPY VD PARKER LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!!! AND IF PARKER WON'T HAVE ME I'M TAKIN APPLIKAYSHUNS LINE UP GERLS!!!!!

I'M ON FIRE WITH DEEZIRE!!!!

DID YOO KNOW YOO CAN FIND PIKCHERS OF HOT GERLCATS ON THE INNERNETS????? JUST TIPE IT IN THE GOOGLE AND THARE YOO ARE!!!! WOW!!! I COOD LOOK AT THEM ALL DAY! THEY GIT ME ALL FIRED UP!!!!!


UNFORCHEWNITLY, SUMBUDDY IS KEEPIN A WATCH ON ME. SHE'S JUST LIKE CEILING CAT, ONLY SCARIER. NO MATTER WARE I GO OR WHUT I DO, SHE'S THARE STARING DOWN AT ME. I GET THE FEELING I WAS DOIN SUMTHING I SHOODN'T HAVE BIN DOIN.

LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

jake my tabby bro' i will miss yoo i cant rite in caps cuz i feel vary small and sad

WERDLESS WENZDAY

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

I AM DA BIG PAW KING!!!!!!

TWO TUMMY TOOZDAY!

TWO FUR ONE, LADEEZE!!!!! THIS IS THE WAY I SLEEP GIT USED TO IT PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!

MANCAT MUNDAY

CHEK OWT THIS WISKER HUMPS LADEEEZ!!!!DON'T FURGIT TO PIK UP YER APPLIKAYSHUN TO JOIN MY HARUM ON THE WAY OWT! PLEEZE AND THANK YOO! LIFE'S A TRIP!

PHOTOHUNT THEEME: HATS!

MY LADEY GOT ME THIS REELY GRATE HAT TO WARE IT IS VARY SHINEY AND COLORFUL AND IT MAKES ME LOOK EXTRA HANSUM THIS IS FOR PhotoHunt LIFE'S A TRIP!

TOES TOOZDAY

MANCAT MUNDAY

YOO KNOW WHUT BIG PAWS MEEN! LIFE'S A TRIP!

Sleepy Sunday

THIS POST IS FOR ALL THE LUVLEY LAYDEEZ OWT THARE HOO ARE ABOWT TO GO BONKERS SEEING ME IN MY BOODWAHR HEER I AM SLEEPING ON THE PEEPUL BED MY LADEY KINDA HAS TO KERL UP LIKE A BUG SO I CAN FIT ON THE BED BUT I KNOW SHE DUZN'T MIND IT BECUZ I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE AND SHE LUVS ME MORE THAN THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN AND SHE PUTS THE LITTUL PILLOW SHE USUALLY USES UNDER HER HERTY NEE UNDER MY HED CUZ I LOVE LOVE LOVE TO LAY MY HED DOWN ON PILLOWS AND SHE PUTS MY FIONA BLANKY ON TOP OF ME CUZ I LIKE THAT TOO AND SHE HAS THE HOT BLANKITS UNDER ME SO I'M WARM ALL THE WAY AROWND AND IT IS VARY CUMFY YOO SHOOD TRY IT PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

I ALMOST FURGOT.....!!!!!

ORANJE NOZE

THIS IS THE VARY FERST FOTO MY LADEY TOOK OF ME THIS YEER I AM VARY HANSUM DONTCHA THINK LADEEZ???? LIFE'S A TRIP!