MY BRUDDER!

THE FOOD LADEY FOWND MY TWIN BRUDDER! HIS PIKCHER WAS IN THE PAPER IN AN ARTIKUL ABOWT THE EEST BAY SPCA I LOOKED AT HIM AND IT WAS JUST LIKE LOOKING IN DA MIRROR IKSEPT I'M HANSUMMER PARKER YOO WUNT A 3-WAY MAYBE I CAN SPRING HIM!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

MY PLAYBOY POZE

GERLZ THARE SHOOD BE A STAPLE WARE MY PAW IS CUZ I AM PLAYBOY MATEERIUL!!!! IF THAT VELVET GROTTO ROBE OF MAO'S WUZN'T SO TEENEY I WOOD WARE IT WILE THE BUNNEEZ GATHER AROWND ME AT THE GROTTO JUST CALL ME HYOO OR MAYBEY HEFF LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!!!

I'M IN A MOOVEY!!!!

MY LADY MADE A MOOVEY OF ME TODAY BECAUSE I AM A GOOD BOY AND I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!! YOO CAN SKIP THE FERST PART CUZ SHE'S JUST BLAH BLAH BLAH, BUT IN THE SECOND HAFF IT'S ALL ME ME ME!!!! MOOVE OVER BRAD PIT! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

LIFE'S A TRIP WENZDAY

THANKS FINNY BUDDY AND JAZZY FUR SENDING ME THIS GRATE PIKCHER!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!! EVRY DAY!!!!

ANYBUDDY WANNA NAP???

IF YER A BIGMAN CAT YOO NEED LOTS OF NAPS TO KEEP YER ENERJEEZ UP AND SO I NAP A LOT AND I NAP WITH STILE HEER I AM NAPPIN WITH MY BEST FREND MAO THE KRANKY SIMEEZE HOO COOD USE A FEW NAPS HISSELF TO GIVE HIM A BETTER CATTITOOD CUZ HE IS DA KRANKIEST!!!! NOT ME!!!! LOTS OF NAPS KEEPS YOO FRUM BEING KRANKY AND HELPS YOO KEEP UP WITH YER HARUM AND KEEPS YOO REDDY TO DO SUM BUNNYKIKKING ANYTIME THE URJE STRIKES AND IT STRIKES A LOT!!!!!

MANCAT MUNDAY

THIS IS MY WILD LOOK CUZ I'M NOT ONLY A BIGMANCAT BUT I'M ALSO WILD AND YOO CAN SEE IT IN MY EYES DID YOO REED ABOWT CHASE THE MANCAT YAKKING IN THE LUNCH SAK??? THAT KRAKT ME UP AND I YAKKED YESTERDAY I HAD A GRATE MANCAT DAY FERST I GOT RID OF MY STOOPID COLLAR AND THAT WAS THE 4TH COLLAR I GOT RID OF THIS MUNTH AND THEN I WINT AND MADE A BERD GO DED AND ATE HIM UP RITE OWTSIDE THE KICCHEN DOOR WELL I DIDN'T EET HIM ALL UP I LEFT THE FETHERS AND LEGS OWT THARE AS A PREZINT FUR MY LADY AND THEN I CAME IN THE HOWSE WITH FETHERS ALL OVER ME AND MY WISKERS AND I HERLED ALL OVER THE KICHEN FLOOR WILE MY LADY WAS MAKIN DINNER I KINDA PROOVED TO HER THAT I WUZ THE WUN HOO ATE THE BERD ALL UP AND SHE MUST HAVE BIN IMPREST BECUZ SHE SED MY NAME LOWD AND THEN THE MAN KLEENED UP THE YAK HMMMM I WUNDER WIN THEY'RE GONNA LET ME GO OWTSIDE AGIN????

HOO'S GONNA KISS ME???????????? LINE UP LADEEZ!

WORDLISS WENZDAY

Happy Fat Toozday!!!!

HAPPY VD PURRFEKLY PARKER!!!!!!

HEER IS THE VALENTINE I MADE FUR MY GERLCAT FREND PURRFEKTLY PARKER HOO IS HOT HOT HOT AND SHE'S GOT THIS WEIRD ONE GREEN EYE ONE BLOO EYE THING GOIN THAT KINDA FREEKS ME OWT BUT THAT'S OKAY I MADE HER A VALENTINE WITH MY OWN 4 PAWS IT WAS HARD CUZ I HAD TO USE SIZZERS AND GLOO AND I GOT IN TRUBBLE FUR RUNNING WITH SIZZERS BUT HEY! THAT'S WHUT I DO! AND I PUT GLITTER ALL OVER IT TO MAKE IT SHINY AND NOW THARE'S GLITTER IN MY POOP!!! I WOODA PUT IN ON THE VALENTINE BUT THE POST OFFISS MITE GIT MAD I USED AS MANY COLORS AS I COOD SO IT WOOD BE BYOOTIFUL CUZ I REELY WUNT PARKER TO BE MY GERLCAT FREND FUR THE SECUND YEER IN A ROW CUZ SHE'S THE ONLY ONE HOO WILL HAVE ME AND SHE LIKE BUNNYKIKKIN HAPPY VD PARKER LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!!! AND IF PARKER WON'T HAVE ME I'M TAKIN APPLIKAYSHUNS LINE UP GERLS!!!!!

I'M ON FIRE WITH DEEZIRE!!!!

DID YOO KNOW YOO CAN FIND PIKCHERS OF HOT GERLCATS ON THE INNERNETS????? JUST TIPE IT IN THE GOOGLE AND THARE YOO ARE!!!! WOW!!! I COOD LOOK AT THEM ALL DAY! THEY GIT ME ALL FIRED UP!!!!!


UNFORCHEWNITLY, SUMBUDDY IS KEEPIN A WATCH ON ME. SHE'S JUST LIKE CEILING CAT, ONLY SCARIER. NO MATTER WARE I GO OR WHUT I DO, SHE'S THARE STARING DOWN AT ME. I GET THE FEELING I WAS DOIN SUMTHING I SHOODN'T HAVE BIN DOIN.

LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

jake my tabby bro' i will miss yoo i cant rite in caps cuz i feel vary small and sad

WERDLESS WENZDAY

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

I AM DA BIG PAW KING!!!!!!