LOOK WHUT I FOWND!!!!!!!

I THINK YULE HAFTA AGREE I LOOK VARY HANSUM WITH EXTRA HARES I FOWND THIS LAYING AROWND AT FERST I THOT IT WUZ SUMTHING I'D MADE GO DED BUT IT WUZN'T AND I PUT IN ON AND WOW!!!!! IT WOOD BE BETTER IF THE RIBBUNS WAS RANEBOW COLORED INSTED OF JUST BORING PINK BUT I STILL THINK I LOOK HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!

LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVRYBUDDY!!!! DO YOO SEE HOW GOOD I'M POZING IT'S BECUZ MY LADY IS HOLDING MEETS FOR ME SHE SEZ HEY TRIPPER! SIT! UP! NO PAWS NO BITEY AND I JUST SIT THARE LIKE A MEERCAT AND SHE MAKES A KLIKKING SOWND AND GIVES ME MEETS!!!! GOOD RED HAMBERGER MEETS THAT ARE DRIPPING WITH BLUDS!!!!!!  THE MAN TRIZE TO MAKE ME DO THE MEERCAT THING FOR TREETS BUT I JUST GIVE HIM A WHAP WITH MY PAW CUZ HE DUZN'T SAY IT RITE HE'S LAME I LOVE MY LADEY!!!

I HOPE THIS PIKCHER MAKES PARKER GO THUD CUZ MY NIPS ARE SHOWING!!!!!  I LOVE MY GERLFREND PARKER BUT I FURGOT TO MALE HER VALENTINE UNTIL LATE SO I'LL PROBLY BE IN THE DOGHOWSE WITH HER WICH IS WHY I NEED A HARUM SO IF ONE OF THE GERLCATS GITS UPPITY I CAN GO HANG WITH ONE HOO'S NICE HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVRYBUDDY!

MANCAT MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A LOT TO TELL THE INNERWEBS ABOUT WHUT'S BEEN GOING ON IN MY LIFE. ASIDE FRUM BEING THE BEST CAT IN THE HOUSE AND GITTIN MY BUTT SHAVED (I'M A BARE FLOORS KIND OF CAT) I HAVE BIN HANGIN WITH THAT LITTUL WITE CAT THIS PIKCHER WAS TAKEN RITE BEEFORE I JUMPT ON TOP OF HIM AND GAVE HIM A WEDJEEY AND A NOOGY I ALSO LIKE CHASIN HIM DOWN THE HALL AND TAKKLING HIM UNTIL ALL THE AIR GOZE OUT OF HIS MOWTH AND HE SKREEMS LIKE A GERL THAT MY FRENDS IS WHUT BEIN A MANCAT IS ALL ABOWT!!!

LIFE'S A TRIP!

WHY I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!!

FOR THOZE OF YOO HOO ARE TRYING TO BEEKUM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE LEMME GIVE YOO A TIP ALWAYS GIVE YER LADEY THE BEST BERTHDAY GIFT YOO CAN AFFORD OR MANIDGE TO KETCH LIKE ME TODAY WUZ MY LADEY'S BERTHDAY SO I GOT UP ERLY AND DINT SLEEP IN AND GOT HER A PREZINT AND PUT A BOW ON IT A RED BOW THAT'S MY FAVERITE COLOR AND WIN SHE SAW IT SHE WUZ SO IXSITED SHE SKREEMED AND SED TRIPPER IN HER OWTSIDE VOICE AND WHUT DID MAO GIT HER??? BUPPKISS. WHUT DID THE WITE RAT GIT HER??? NADA! WHUT DID MY PAL THE GEEZER ROCKY GIT HER? ZILCH! HE SLEEPED RITE THRU HER BERTHDAY! WICH IS WHY I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!!

DONA NOBIS PACEM

SOME PEEPULS CALL ME THE PEACE COWBOY SOME CALL ME THE GANGSTA OF LUUUUUUVE SOME PEEPULS CALL ME MORE-EEESE BUT ONLY IF THEY WANNA GIT BUNNYKICKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONA NOBIS PACEM!!!!!!!!!

WHY AM I FAYMUSS AND ON THIS BOOK????

WHY IS MY PIKCHER ON THIS BOOK IS IT A BOOK ABOWT FAYMUSS BIGMANCATS???? OR HOW BIGMANCATS LOVE THARE LADEYS?? OR HOW TO GIT A BIG HARUM??? I CAN'T REED SO I NEED SUMBUDDY TO TELL ME. KTHXBAI LIFE'S A TRIP

IS IT TIME FOR TRIKS AND TREETS YET???????????

HAVE YOO EVER SEENED A MORE IMPRESSIV AND MANLY PUNKIN?????????????????? LOOK AT THOZE BIG PAWZ - YOO KNOW WHUT THAT MEENS!!! OK! NOW I GIT TO TEE PEE YER HOWSE!!!! I LOVE HALLOWEEEN!

NOMS!!!!!!

GESS WHUT PEEPLES????? MY LADEY WINT TO HAVE BREKFIST WITH DKM AND I SAW THIS PIKCHER THAT WAS TAKEN THERE AND I THINK AFTER MY LADEY HAD BREKFIST SHE ORDERD THIS LUNCH FOR ME (TO GO OF KORSE CUZ I'M NOT BIG ON DRIVING A CAR UNLESS I GET TO DO THE DRIVING WICH I WOOD DO MOST ENTHOOOZIASTLY EXSEPT WELL I DON'T HAVE A LIE SCENSE (WICH WOOD BE EEZY FOR ME TO GIT CUZ I LIE A LOT AND I'M GOOD AT IT) AND THE BIG EARED FURRIES ARE VARY DELISHUS EXCEPT FOR THE EERS WICH ARE A LITTLE CHEWY AND WIN YOU PULL OWT THARE GUTZ THE GUTZ CAN STRETCH OWT FOR ABOUT 3 MILES ISNT THIS FURRY YUM YUM YUMMY LOOKING? I THINK MY LADEY IS BRINGING ME MY LUNCH CUZ SHE'S SO GRATEFUL FOR THE LIZZERD I GOT FOR HER WIN SHE WAS IN DA HOSPITUL SHE SKREEMED WITH DEELITE WIN SHE SAW IT.

BAD NOOZ

INNERNETS, I HAVE SUM VARY BAD NOOZ MY LADEY WILL NOT LET ME PUT UP PIKCHERS OF ALL THE PREZINTS I BRING TO HER ANYMORE AND SHE WONT EVEN GO OWT THE FRUNT DOOR TO LOOK AT MY PREZINTS IN THE MORNING UNTIL THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN HAS PUT THEM IN THE BIG GREEN GOODBYE KRAP BOX MY LADEY TRIDE TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER BY GIVING ME MORE BELLS AND THEY DON'T LET ME CHASE THE WITE RAT ANYMORE CUZ SUM OF MY PREZINTS WERE BIGGER THAN HIM (LIKE WHUT IZN'T????? HE'S A MIJJIT.)

MORE PREZINTS!!!!

EVRY DAY I'VE BIN BRINGING MY LADEY PREZINTS AND MOSTLY THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN MAKES THEM GO AWAY BUT TODAY MY LADEY GOT TO SEE THE FURRY THING I GOT HER AND MAYBE I NIBBLED JUST A LITTUL BIT ON THE TALE AND SHE MISSED THE GOOD PART WARE THE BLUDS CAME SPERTING OUT SHE WAS SO THRILLED THAT SHE AWARDED ME WITH 2 NEW BELLS ON MY COLLER LIFE'S A TRIP!

TABBY TUMMY TUESDAY

DON'T SNORGLE ME OR I'LL PUT THE BITEY ON YOO!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!

STARTS WITH A T AND RIMES WITH P THAT STANDS FOR POOL

YEP I'M IN TRUBBLE LAST NITE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WINT TO PIK ME UP BUT I GOT SPOOKED AND SKRATCHT HIM NOT ENUF TO MAKE HIM GO DED BUT ENUF TO MAKE HIM SKREEM LIKE A GERL AND BLUDS SPILL OWT:

AND I FELT BAD AFTERWERD FOR A MINIT AND HE WOODN'T LET ME SLEEP IN MY BED NEXT TO MY LADEY WICH MADE ME FEEL EVEN WERSER SO I DEESIDED TO GIT HIM A PREZINT I GOT HIM A SNAKE WITH THE HED STILL ON AND THE HEDS THE YUMMIEST PART AND I NEW HE WOOD LOVE IT BUT HE PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT BAK IN THE DERT SO I HAD TO GO GIT HIM ANUTHER PREZINT AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE FURRIEZ AND I LEFT MOST OF THE HED ON SORTA AND IT TERNS OWT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN IS KINDA HARD TO PLEEZE COOD YOO REZIST THIS MOWSIE??????

NOMS!!!!!

ANYBUDDY WUNT A SAMMICH????? LIFE'S A TRIP!

DUZ ANYBUDDY KNOW HOW I CAN MAKE MY FURS DO THIS???

IS THIS THE MOST BYOOTIFULLEST HAREDOO IN THE WERLD OR WHUT????? LIFE'S A TRIP!