I WANNA NOO HAREDOO

HAY DUZ ANNYBUDDY NO WARE I CAN GIT A GRATE HARECUT AND DIE JOB LIEK THIS??? IT'S THE MOST BYOOTIFULLEST THING IVE SEEN SINCE CAT FANCYS DECEMBER CENTERFOLD!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP.

PARKER CAN YOO REED THIS??????

LOOK WHUT I FOWND!!!!

I WUZ NOZIN AROWND IN MY LADEY'S HIDEY PLACE AND LOOKIE WHUT I FOWND!!!! THEY SMELT SO GOOD I JUST HAD TO RIP THE BAG OPEN AND EET THEM ALL UP THEY ARE CALLED DUK HARTS AND THEY ARE THE MOST DELISHUSEST THING I'VE EVER EETEN EVEN BETTER THAN FRESH MOLES!!!! AND NOW THARE ALL GONE AND I DON'T KNOW WARE TO GIT MORE I WISH I NEW HOW TO GO SHOPPING ON THE INNERWEBS LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

I GOT WERMS!

THE FOOD LADY MADE SUM DEELISHUS FOODS AND WIN SHE TERND HER BAK I JUMPT ON THE TABLE AND TRIDE SUM OF THEM THE FERST THING I SAW WAS THIS PLATE OF WERMS, AND IT WAS DELISHUS!!!!! I COOD EET A TRUKLODE OF THEM GOOD THING THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WUZN'T AROWND HAVE ANY OF YOO EVER EETEN WERMS???? LIFE'S A TRIP!

WORDLESS WEDNESDAY

WARE CAN I GET AN OWTFIT AND HARES LIKE THIS???

I JUST SAW THE MOST BYOOTIFUL CLOTHES IN THE WERLD WITH HAIR THAT MATCHES IT AND I WUNT TO GET THE SAME OWTFIT FOR ME EXSEPT MAYBE SHORTER PANTS DUZ ANYBUDDY KNOW WARE I CAN GET ONE???? JUST STARIN AT ALL THOZE COLORS MAKES MY EYES GO ALL GOOGLY WHY HAS THAT LITTLE WITE RAT BIN KRYING LIKE A BABY ALL NITE JUS WUNDERIN.

YO, SANTA!!!!!

DEER SANTA WHY DID YOO FURGIT TO STOP AND MY HOWSE AND GIVE ME LOTS OF PREZINTS THIS YEER I WAS A GOOD BOY I WAS THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE MY LADEY TOLD ME SO SHE TELLS ME THAT EVRY DAY AND ABOWT THOZE BERDS GOING DED THAT WUZN'T MY FAWLT IT'S THE FAWLT OF THE BELLS CUZ WINEVER THE BERDIES HEER MY BELLS THEY GO DED OF A HART ATTAK REELY THAT'S THE TROOTH I JUST EET EM AND WIN I PUT THE BITEY ON PEEPULS I DON'T BRAKE THE SKIN AND I HARDLY EVER BUNNYKIK THE PUNY CATS I LIVE WITH UNLESS THEY LOOK LIKE THEY'D LIKE TO BE BUNNYKIKT AND EVEN WIN I GIT MY GOOGLY KRAZY EYES FRUM KATNIP I'M STILL A PRITTY GOOD BOY AND EVRY NITE I GO TO SLEEP IN MY BED ON THE PEEPUL BED AND I NEVER MOOVE OR JUMP ON THE MANS HANGY DOWNIE THING AND DID I MENSHUN THAT MY LADEY ALWAYZ SEZ I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE???? SO I'VE WAYTED LONG ENUF FOR YOO TO GIVE ME MY PREZINTS SHOW UP ALREDDY, WILLYA? PLEEZE AND THANK YOO YOO CAN ALSO USE MY GERLFREND PARKER AS A REFRINSE SHE'LL TELL YOO ALL ABOWT ME LIFE'S A TRIP.

WORDLESS WENZDAY

I GOT A NOO KAMRA SAY CHEEEZE!!!!!!

HA HA HA I GOT A NEW KAMRA IT'S VARY NICE AND GOZE GOOD WITH THE BELLZ ON MY COLLAR. THE FERST THING I DID WAS TAKE A PIKCHER OF MY BYOOTIFUL NON-UPPITY GERLFREND I THINK YOO'LL AGREE SHE'S VARY STACHOOESK BOY I COOD JUST LOOK AT HER ALL DAY DON'T TELL PARKER:




AND HEER'S A PIKCHER OF MY LUNCH:


AND HEER'S A PIKCHER OF ME INSIDE LOOKING OWTSIDE WARE THE LUNCH PLACE IS:


AND HEER IS THE FOREST IT IS MY TERF!!!!


LIFE'S A TRIP!

WORDLESS WENZDAY

I HAVE A NEW GERLFREND

I HAVE A NEW GERLFREND FUR MY HARUM!!!! SHE IS VARY NICE TO ME SHE DUZN'T TALK BAK OR GIT ALL UPPITY WICH AS ALL YOO MANCATS KNOW IS VARY IMPORTUNT I DON'T KNOW HOW ROCKY DUZ IT CUZ I THINK ALL HIZ GERLCATS IXSEPT MAYBEY FUR HALLOWEEN IS UPPITY BUT THIS ONE'S NICE ALTHO SHE WON'T TELL ME HER NAME SUMTIMES WIN I RUB AGINST HER SHE ROLLZ OVER AND SHOZE ME HER TUMMY LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

I LOVE DA NOO YORK YANKEEZ!!!!!

DONA NOBIS PACEM

IF WE HAVE WERLD PEESE,
YOO'LL SEE LOTS OF DUVS FLYING AROWND
AND DUVS ARE YUMMY!!!!
SO GIVE PEESE A CHANSE!!!!

I'M A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOO CAN BIGGIFY TO SEE ALL THE DETAILS I WAS ONE OF THE WINNERS IN MARTHA STEWART'S HALLOWEEN PET FOTO CONTEST I DON'T KNOW WHY I DIDN'T GIT FERST PLACE CUZ THE WINNER WAS A SISSY DOG AND I AM DEFINITLY A BIG MAN CAT I'M LAFFIN AND LAFFIN' LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!