Thursday, November 22

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVRYBUDDY!!!!!

TODAY I GOT A LOT TO BE THANKFULL FORE LIKE HAVING FRENDS LIKE MONTY Q CAT HOO GOT ME MY OWN BLOG AND DAISY THE KERLY CAT HOO TEECHES ME MANNERS AND JETER HARRIS HOO HAS PIKCHERS OF ME ON HIS BLOG AND PABLO HOO GAVE ME A PRIZE IN THE FOOTY FINULS AND MY LADEY HOO LET ME GIT DREST LIKE A PILGRIM AND THE MAN HOO DUZN'T THROW ME DOWN THE STARES TOO HARD WIN I TRY TO EET SKEEZIX AND GITTIN TO LIVE IN A GRATE HOWSE THANK YOOOOOO!!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVVING! LIFE IS GRATE! LIFE'S A TRIP!

Thursday, November 15

I'M A FINALIST!!!!

I CAN'T BEELEEVE IT! I'M A FINALIST IN CATSTER'S WERLD'S COOLEST CAT CONTEST!!!!! ::DANSES HAPPY DANSE:: WOOO HOOOOO!!!!! AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS SIT ON MY FAT BUTT. HAHAHAHAHAHA! I SED BUTT!!!!! HEER ARE THIRTEEN GRATE THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPEND TO ME LATELY:
  1. MY BEST FREND MONTY Q CAME HOME FRUM GOING MISSING.
  2. I WUN A PRIZE IN MONTY Q'S WERLD FAMEUS DOIN THE Q KONTEST.
  3. I GOT TO BE A FINALIST IN CATSTER'S WERLD FAMEUS COOLEST CAT COMPETISHUN.
  4. I GOT TO BE IN THE BLOGBLAST FOR PEESE.
  5. THE WERLD FAMEUS MIMI LENNOX MENSHUND ME ON THE WERLD FAMEUS INNERNET RADIO SHOW "THE MO SHOW" (MINIT 9:05-9:30).
  6. THE MAN HASN'T BIN FEELING GOOD, SO HE DUZN'T SAY "TRIPPER DOWN!" TO ME VARY MUCH.
  7. I THINK PARKER WUNTS TO BE THE DALE EVANS TO MY ROY ROJERS.
  8. THARE HAVE BIN LOTS OF BERDS IN THE YARD THIS WEEK.
  9. DAISY HASN'T CORREKTED MY MANNERS ONCE IN THE LAST WEEK PLEEZE AND THANK YOO.
  10. I THINK A TURKEY IS GONNA COME LIVE WITH US AND SLEEP IN THE COLD BLAK BOX IN THE KICHIN. I LOVE TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!
  11. I WON A PRIZE IN MY BEST FREND PABLO'S FOOTY FINALS FEEVER COMPETISHUN!!!!!
  12. A PIKCHER OF MY PAW WAS FEECHERD ON MY BEST FREND JETER HARRISSES BLOG THANK YOO VARY MUCH JEETER!!!!!!!
  13. TOMORROW IS FRIDAY WICH MEENS I HAVE MY LADEY ALL TO MYSELF FOR TOO HOLE DAZE!!!!!!
LIFE IS GRATE! LIFE'S A TRIP!

Thursday, November 8

Monty's Missing!!!!!

MY VARY BEST FREND IN THE WERLD, MONTY Q CAT IS MISSING!!!!!! OMC I DON'T KNOW WHUT TO DO! MONTY GOT ME MY BLOG AND HE'S A TABBY JUST LIKE ME IN FAKT WE LOOK LIKE BRUTHERS AND I WOOD BE SOOOOOOOOO SO SAD IF HE DIDN'T COME HOME. PLEEZE SEND SUM GOOD THOTS HIS WAY SO HE'LL GIT BAK HOME PRONTO CUZ I DON'T KNOW WHUT I'D DO IF I DIDN'T HAVE A BEST FREND ANY MORE! MONTY COME HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, November 5