UPSTARES WARE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN DUZNT LIKE ME TO GO THARE'S THIS GRATE TUNNUL BOX AND SUMTIMES I CAN OVERRUN THE GATE AND GIT TO THE UPSTARES AND GO IN THE TUNNUL BOX AND ITS THE PURRFIKT SIZE FOR ME AN MY GERL PARKER AND THARE ARE HOLES IN THE TOP AND SIDES WARE THEY CAN PUT STRINGS IN FOR ME TO PLAY WITH THE SEELING KINDA BROKE WIN I JUMPT ON THE TOP OF THE BOX WICH YOO CAN SEE CUZ IT POINTS DOWN INSTED OF UP BUT ITS STILL A GRATE BOX I THINK I'M GONNA PUT MY NAME AKROST THE TOP SO EVRYBUDDY KNOWS ITS MINE MINE MINE LIFE'S A TRIP!Tuesday, April 29
Tunnul Box Toozday
UPSTARES WARE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN DUZNT LIKE ME TO GO THARE'S THIS GRATE TUNNUL BOX AND SUMTIMES I CAN OVERRUN THE GATE AND GIT TO THE UPSTARES AND GO IN THE TUNNUL BOX AND ITS THE PURRFIKT SIZE FOR ME AN MY GERL PARKER AND THARE ARE HOLES IN THE TOP AND SIDES WARE THEY CAN PUT STRINGS IN FOR ME TO PLAY WITH THE SEELING KINDA BROKE WIN I JUMPT ON THE TOP OF THE BOX WICH YOO CAN SEE CUZ IT POINTS DOWN INSTED OF UP BUT ITS STILL A GRATE BOX I THINK I'M GONNA PUT MY NAME AKROST THE TOP SO EVRYBUDDY KNOWS ITS MINE MINE MINE LIFE'S A TRIP!
Wednesday, April 23
BOY TAGGED ME FOR A MEEM!
BOY TAGGED ME FOR A MEEM!!!!!
Here are the wules according to him:
1. pick up da neerest book.
2. open to page 123
3. find da fifth sentence.
4. post the next three sentencez.
5. tag sum peeple (or catz) and post a comment to empress once u hav posted it.
"Possibly the two had been "indiscreet," although he did not think Gertrude capable of so drastic a moral lapse. The more he pressed her for an explanation, the more troubled and adamant she became. She wished she had never come to Chicago."
HMMMM SOWNDS LIKE SHE WAS DANSIN WITHOWT HER UNDERPANTS ON. I WUNT TO THANK BOY A LOT LOT LOT FOR TAGGING ME FOR THIS MEEM AND I'M SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG, BUT THE BOOKS ARE IN THE ROOM WARE THE BIG PEEPLE BED IS AND I HAVE TO BRAKE INTO THE UPSTARES TO GIT IN THARE BEEFORE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN MAKES ME GO DOWN AND OH YEAH THE NAME OF THE BOOK IS "THE DEVIL IN THE WHITE CITY" AND ERIK LARSON RITED IT HMM NOW HOO SHOOD I TAG MAYBEY MONTY Q CAT AND KARL AND PARKER BUT ANYBUDDY CAN PLAY IF YOO CAN GIT INTO THE BOOKS ROOM BY THE PEEPUL BED SUMTIMES IT SMELLS LIKE FARTS IN THARE LIFE'S A TRIP! OR WAS BOY WOOD SAY LIFE'S A TWIP!!!!!
Here are the wules according to him:
1. pick up da neerest book.
2. open to page 123
3. find da fifth sentence.
4. post the next three sentencez.
5. tag sum peeple (or catz) and post a comment to empress once u hav posted it.
"Possibly the two had been "indiscreet," although he did not think Gertrude capable of so drastic a moral lapse. The more he pressed her for an explanation, the more troubled and adamant she became. She wished she had never come to Chicago."
HMMMM SOWNDS LIKE SHE WAS DANSIN WITHOWT HER UNDERPANTS ON. I WUNT TO THANK BOY A LOT LOT LOT FOR TAGGING ME FOR THIS MEEM AND I'M SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG, BUT THE BOOKS ARE IN THE ROOM WARE THE BIG PEEPLE BED IS AND I HAVE TO BRAKE INTO THE UPSTARES TO GIT IN THARE BEEFORE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN MAKES ME GO DOWN AND OH YEAH THE NAME OF THE BOOK IS "THE DEVIL IN THE WHITE CITY" AND ERIK LARSON RITED IT HMM NOW HOO SHOOD I TAG MAYBEY MONTY Q CAT AND KARL AND PARKER BUT ANYBUDDY CAN PLAY IF YOO CAN GIT INTO THE BOOKS ROOM BY THE PEEPUL BED SUMTIMES IT SMELLS LIKE FARTS IN THARE LIFE'S A TRIP! OR WAS BOY WOOD SAY LIFE'S A TWIP!!!!!
Tuesday, April 22
TOE-TAPPIN' TOOZDAY!!!!
AND GESS WHUT???? PARKER WUZN'T WARIN' ANY UNDERPANTS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! IN FAK, SHE TOLD ME SHE NEVER WARES UNDERPANTS!
Saturday, April 19
Tuesday, April 15
Monday, April 14
ManCat Munday
MY LADEY WAS DOING SUMTHING KALD WEEDING THIS WEEKEND THAT'S WIN SHE MAKES ALL THE GREEN STUFF GO GOODBYE SO I HAVE GOOD DERT TO ROLE IN!!!!!
AND IF YOO'VE DUN A GOOD JOB OF ROLLIN, YOO GIT LOTS OF MANLY DERT ON YER BAK!!!
LIFE'S A TRIP!
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE ROLING IN DERT!!!!! I COOD DO IT ALL DAY WIN I'M NOT BUNNYKIKKING OR MAKING BERDS GO DED.
SPOT 14 ALERT!!!!!
THIS IS A MONEY SHOT FOR THE LADEEZ:
AND IF YOO'VE DUN A GOOD JOB OF ROLLIN, YOO GIT LOTS OF MANLY DERT ON YER BAK!!!
LIFE'S A TRIP!
Tuesday, April 8
Turkeytime Toozday
HAY EVRYBUDDY IT'S ME TRIPPER AND THE WETHER IS NICE TODAY AND ITS A PURRFIKT DAY FOR A TURKEY PARTY HOO WUNTS TO GO ON A TURKEY HUNT WITH ME??? WE CAN WERK IN TEEMS YOO CAN KETCH THE TURKEY AND I'LL MAKE IT GO DED I LIKE THE MAKING IT GO DED PART THEY ARE EEZY TO KETCH CUZ THEY DON'T GO IN THE SKY THEY JUST WALK SLOW ON THE GROWND YOO CAN HEER THEM GOING GOBBUL GOBBUL GOBBUL IN THE FOREST EVRY MORNING IT MAKES ME HUNGREY WIN I HEER THAT AND IF YOO DON'T WUNT TO THROW SKEEZE IN THE POOL WE CAN JUST PANTS HIM OR GIVE HIM A WEDGIE OR A NOOGIE OR SUMTHING IXSEPT HE'S BIN HIDING UNDER THE BED A LOT LATELY FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN!!!!!Monday, April 7
Mancat Munday
PARKER, YOO CAN KLIK THE PIKCHER TO BIGGIFY IT, WICH YOO'LL NEED TO DO CUZ I AM A BIG MANCAT!!!!!
Sunday, April 6
MY BUD PABLO GAVED ME AN AWARD!!!!
ONE OF MY VARY BEST BUDDIEZ PABLO GAVED ME THIS GRATE AWARD THE TOTALLY HIP BLOGGER AWARD AND HAY WUZ HE EVER RITE CUZ I AM TOTALLY HIP AND HE SED THARES NO BIGGER HIPSTER THAN THE TRIPSTER HAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S RIMES PABLO IS A GOOD RIMER AND NOW I HAFF TO THINK OF HOO TO GIVE THE AWARD TO!!!
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