'Toons Toozday

THIS LOOKS JUST LIKE ME WIN THE BERDIES ARE TAWNTING ME BY GOING CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP AND THEN I HAFTA FLY UP DA TREE TO MAKE 'EM GO DED NEXT TIME I'M JUST GONNA SAY "LET'S DO LUNCH" GIT IT?? "LET'S DO LUNCH" AND THARE THE LUNCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I GOT A PREZINT!!!!!

MY LADEY BOT ME A PREZINT PROBLY CUZ I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE AND SHE LUVS ME THE MOST IT'S A RANEBOW NEKLISS AND AS YOO CAN SEE IT'S VARY COLORFULL:HEER I'M PRAKTISSING MY ALOOF BIG MANCAT LOOK EVEN THO I AM VARY IXSITED TO GIT SUCH A PRITTY NEKLISS DID I MENSHUN IT WAS COLORFULL??????

AND IT'S VARY VERSATILL IT CAN DUBBUL AS A HEDBAND WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW I AM SO IXSITED TO GIT THIS PREZINT FOR BEING THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!! I'M EVEN DOWN WITH SAYIN THAT STOOPID PLEEZE AND THANK YOO ALL THE TIME IF IT MEENS I SKORE GREAT PREZINTS LIKE THIS!!!!
OKAY NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOO TO LEEVE A COMMENT SAYING WHUT A GORJUSS BIGMAN CAT I AM AND HOW I DEEZERVED IT FOR BEING THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE.

Thursday Thirteen and Friday Foreteen

FOR YER VYOOING PLEZHURE, MY SPOTS 13 AND 14. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Mancat Munday

ALL YOO BIG MANCATS KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GIT YER GROOMIN DUN IN ALL THE NOOKS AND CRANNIES AND BOY DO WE GIT DERTY CUZ WE ARE BIG MANCATS AN WE LOVE LOVE LOVE THE DERTS!!!! SO TO FINISH OFF MY GROOMING I POZISHUN MYSELF ON THE STARES AND I PUT MY BOOTY ON THE BOTTUM STEP AND ANGKER MYSELF BY DIGGING MY BIG MANCAT KLAWS INTO THE KARPIT ON THE TOP STEP AND THEN I TERN AROWND AND GROOM GROOM MY BOOTY AND MY BIG BOOTY STAYS RITE THARE WARE I CAN LIK IT!!!!! NEET TRIK, IZN'T IT?????

WERDLESS WENZDAY

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!

PLEEZE, GERLZ!!!! GET A GRIP!!!! THE LINE FORMS TO YER RITE. KYOOT GERLCATS IN FRUNT (MAKE WAY FOR KAZE) AND THE LOOZERS IN THE BAK, PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!
AS YOO ALL KNOW FRUM KISMET, HOOZ SISTER SOFIE IS HOT HOT SKORCHIN HOT SUM BIG MRAW MRAW WISKER HUMPS ARE THE FERST THING A REEL WAS THAT A MOTH????!!!!???? BIG MANCAT NEEDS. GIT A LODE OF THEEZE!!!!! I NEED TO WATCH A MOOVEY WITH LOTS OF IXPLOZHUNS!!!!

DONA NOBIS PACEM

PEESE IS A GOOD THING LIKE WIN I LIKE TO GIT TO LAY ON THE PEEPUL BED I FEEL VARY PEESEFUL I BET IF I LIVED WITH MIMI LENNOX SHE WOOD LET ME SLEEP ON HER BED ALL NITE CUZ SHE BEELEEVES IN A HAPPY WERLD WARE EVRYBUDDY FEELS PEESEFUL LIKE I FEEL WIN I SLEEP ON THE PEEPUL BED EVEN THO THEY DONT LET ME SLEEP THARE ALL NITE CUZ THARE WUZ THAT ONE INSIDINT WITH THE TIK THAT FREEKED THEM OWT AND ROOINED MY CHANSES OF SLEEPING ON THE PEEPUL BED  FURREVER AND WHY DUZ JORJ BUSH PURRNOWNSE NOOKLEEUR "NOOKYULER"? THAT DUZN'T MAKE ANY SENSE TO ME AND IT MAKES HIM SOWND LIKE HE DUZN'T HAVE A BRANE IN HIS HED AND WIN HE SEZ NOOKYULER MY LADEY MAKES JESCHERS LIKE HER BRANE IS GONNA IXPLODE AND THAT IS NOT VARY PEESEFUL SO MAKE LOVE NOT WAR I LOVE TO EET MOTHS AND IF YOO WUNNA MAKE LOVE AND JOIN MY HARUM, JUST WALK DOWN THE STREET AND LISSEN FOR THE CAT WITH ALL THE BELLS ON HIS COLLAR THAT'S ME LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!