I NEED A LADDER SO I CAN GIT HI

I WISH A FUN CAT LIKE THIS LIVED WITH ME CUZ THE CATS I LIVE WITH ARE DUDS.

WARE DID THE INNERNETS GO?

I TRIDE TO RITE MY BLOG BUT I JUST GOT A WHITE SKREEN AND MY LADEY SED SORRY TRIP NO INNERNETS:


I THOT MAYBEY IF LOOKED HARD ENUF I COOD FIND THEM. I LOOKED AND LOOKED BUT STILL NO INNERNETS:

SO I TRIDE THE TRIDE AND TROO TEKNEEK OF BOXING THE BEJEEZUZ OWT OF THE COMPYOOTER SKREEN:STILL NO INNERNETS OR AS JETER HARRIS WOOD SAY DUHR. NUTHIN.

THAT'S WHUT I'M TALKIN' ABOWT!!!

NEE-HI TERDS! NO FOODS! IT'S IXZAKTLY WHUT I'M DEELING WITH RITE NOW AND THAT CAT LOOKS LIKE ME DO YOO THINK SHE'S MY SISTER SHE'S HOT!

Tripper Toozday

WHAT THE WIRLYBERD CAT TOY LOOKS LIKE BEEFORE TRIPPER AND AFTER TRIPPER!!!! I'M A MAYNIAK! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

Mancat Munday

I'M BUSHED FRUM SO MUCH FUN THE LAST FEW DAZE THE LOWD PEEPUL WERE HEER AND THEY LEFT THE DOOR WIDE OPEN ABOWT 80 TIMES EVEN WITH THE BIG SINE ON THE DOOR TO KEEP IT CLOZED SO I COOD ESKAPE FRUM THE HOWSE AS MUCH AS I WUNTED AND THEN GO CHASE BERDS AND STAY OWT ALL NITE CUZ THAT'S WHUT MANCATS DO!!!!!!

AND MONTY Q CAT MY BEST FREND IN THE WERLD I FEEL VARY BAD FOR YOO AN YER FAMLY I WISH I COOD MAKE THE HERTS GO AWAY I'M NOT USHAYMED TO SAY I LOVE YA DOOD.

TODAY WAS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

A BUNCH OF PEEPUL SHODE UP AT OWR HOWSE TODAY AND THEY CAME INSIDE AND THEY PLAYED WITH ME AND PUT THARE HANDS OWT SO I WOOD LIK THEM AND I DID AND THEY SED WHUT A PRITTY CAT I WAS AND THARE WERE PEEPUL PEEPUL EVRYWARE IT WAS THE BEST JUST THE BEST BEST BEST BEST DAY OF MY LIFE AND I HOPE THEY STAY HEER FUREVER CUZ I REELY LIKE THEM AND THEY LIKE ME AND IT WAS FUN I LOVE MY LADEY BUT SHE AND THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN ARE KINDA BIG DUDS WIN IT COMES TO HAVING FUN FUN FUN PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

I ENTERED MY BEST FREND MONTYS DOIN THE Q KONTEST!!!

IF YOO HAVEN'T YET ENTERD MONTY Q CAT'S DOIN THE Q CONTEST YOO MITE AS WELL THROW IN THE TOWL CUZ I SUBMITTED MY WINNING ENTRY TODAY!!!!!!!