Monday, March 31

PAWTAY AT MY HOWSE!!!!!


HAY EVRYBUDDY GESS WHUT??? THARE ARE TURKEYS IN THE FOREST WARE I USED TO LIVE!!! THARE ARE THOWSANDS OF THEM AND I'M GONNA GO CHASE EM DOWN AND MAKE 'EM GO DED AND INVITE EVRYBUDDY OVER FOR A TURKEY PAWTAY!!!! AND WE CAN THROW THE WITE RAT IN THE POOL AND WATCH HIM KRY FOR HIS MAMA AND THEN WIN HE GITS OWT WE CAN LAFF AT WHAT A SKINNY SKELLYTUN HIS BODY IS!!! AND WE CAN HIDE HIS CLOTHES, TOO!!! THAT'LL REELY MAKE HIM KRY HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!!!

Sunday, March 23

Happy Easter!!!!

THIS REELY KRAKT ME UP!!!! THEY SUSPEKT NUTHIN!!! GIT IT??? HAHAHAHAAHA!!!! GOTTA GO! GOTTA GO BUNNYKIK DA EASTER BUNNY!!! GIT IT? BUNNYKIK THE EASTER BUNNY!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

Monday, March 17

KISS ME I'M IRISH!!!!

Line up for a jig, ladeez, it's time to PAWTAY!!!!! HAPPY ST. PATRIK'S DAY!!! ERIN GO BRALESS!!!!!

Monday, March 10

I'M A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I PRAKTIKLY WUN FERST PLACE IN THE SIMEEZE SPRING SPRING HAS SPRUNG CONTEST!!! WELL, I DIDN'T WIN FERST PLACE (BABY MAO DID AND BOY DUZ HE SMELL LIKE POOOO!!!) BUT I WINNED AN AWARD AS THE MOST ENERJETIK ENTREY!!!! IZN'T THAT GRATE????? CAN YOO BEELEEVE IT???? AND I WUZN'T EVEN TRYING TO BE ENERJETIK I WAS JUST BEING ME I AM LAFFIN AN LAFFIN LIFE IS GRATE OH YEAH, HEER'S MY ENTRY IN CASE YOO MIST IT:

WHY I LOVE SPRING!!!!!!
BY TRIPPER THE PSYKO STRAY CAT


THARE'S LOTS OF BERDIES TO EET --- THARE A PAW-LIKKING TREET!
AND BUTTERFLIZE TO CHASE AS THEY FLY AROWND MY FACE
AND FLOWERS TO SMELL THARE AROMA IS SWELL
AND I CAN STRUT MY BOOTY KUZ IT'S REELY A KYOOTIE
AND I RITE POETRY TO PARKER WITH A COLORFUL MAJIK MARKER
AND I SLEEP LONG IN THE SUN AND THEN JUMP UP AND RUN
AND I RUN AND I DANSE CUZ I GOT HAPPY IN MY PANTS
AND THARE'S A PINK ROZE THAT PUTS A NICE SMELL IN MY NOZE.

and oh yeah my gerlfrend Parker beet bossy Daisy on Wozog!!! YAYAY YAYAY YAYAY!