Happy Fat Toozday!!!!

HAPPY VD PURRFEKLY PARKER!!!!!!

HEER IS THE VALENTINE I MADE FUR MY GERLCAT FREND PURRFEKTLY PARKER HOO IS HOT HOT HOT AND SHE'S GOT THIS WEIRD ONE GREEN EYE ONE BLOO EYE THING GOIN THAT KINDA FREEKS ME OWT BUT THAT'S OKAY I MADE HER A VALENTINE WITH MY OWN 4 PAWS IT WAS HARD CUZ I HAD TO USE SIZZERS AND GLOO AND I GOT IN TRUBBLE FUR RUNNING WITH SIZZERS BUT HEY! THAT'S WHUT I DO! AND I PUT GLITTER ALL OVER IT TO MAKE IT SHINY AND NOW THARE'S GLITTER IN MY POOP!!! I WOODA PUT IN ON THE VALENTINE BUT THE POST OFFISS MITE GIT MAD I USED AS MANY COLORS AS I COOD SO IT WOOD BE BYOOTIFUL CUZ I REELY WUNT PARKER TO BE MY GERLCAT FREND FUR THE SECUND YEER IN A ROW CUZ SHE'S THE ONLY ONE HOO WILL HAVE ME AND SHE LIKE BUNNYKIKKIN HAPPY VD PARKER LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!!! AND IF PARKER WON'T HAVE ME I'M TAKIN APPLIKAYSHUNS LINE UP GERLS!!!!!

I'M ON FIRE WITH DEEZIRE!!!!

DID YOO KNOW YOO CAN FIND PIKCHERS OF HOT GERLCATS ON THE INNERNETS????? JUST TIPE IT IN THE GOOGLE AND THARE YOO ARE!!!! WOW!!! I COOD LOOK AT THEM ALL DAY! THEY GIT ME ALL FIRED UP!!!!!


UNFORCHEWNITLY, SUMBUDDY IS KEEPIN A WATCH ON ME. SHE'S JUST LIKE CEILING CAT, ONLY SCARIER. NO MATTER WARE I GO OR WHUT I DO, SHE'S THARE STARING DOWN AT ME. I GET THE FEELING I WAS DOIN SUMTHING I SHOODN'T HAVE BIN DOIN.

LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

jake my tabby bro' i will miss yoo i cant rite in caps cuz i feel vary small and sad

WERDLESS WENZDAY

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

I AM DA BIG PAW KING!!!!!!