IF YER A BIGMAN CAT YOO NEED LOTS OF NAPS TOKEEP YER ENERJEEZ UP AND SO INAP A LOT ANDI NAP WITH STILE HEER I AM NAPPIN WITH MY BEST FREND MAOTHE KRANKY SIMEEZEHOO COOD USE A FEW NAPS HISSELFTO GIVE HIM A BETTER CATTITOODCUZ HE IS DA KRANKIEST!!!! NOT ME!!!!LOTS OF NAPS KEEPS YOO FRUM BEING KRANKYAND HELPS YOO KEEP UP WITH YER HARUMAND KEEPS YOO REDDY TO DO SUM BUNNYKIKKINGANYTIME THE URJESTRIKESAND IT STRIKES A LOT!!!!!
THIS IS MY WILD LOOK CUZ I'M NOT ONLY A BIGMANCAT BUT I'M ALSO WILD AND YOO CAN SEE IT IN MY EYES DID YOO REED ABOWTCHASE THE MANCAT YAKKING IN THE LUNCH SAK??? THAT KRAKT ME UPAND I YAKKED YESTERDAY I HAD A GRATE MANCAT DAYFERST I GOT RID OF MY STOOPID COLLAR AND THAT WAS THE 4TH COLLAR I GOT RID OF THIS MUNTHAND THEN I WINT ANDMADE A BERD GO DEDAND ATE HIM UP RITE OWTSIDE THE KICCHEN DOOR WELL I DIDN'T EET HIM ALL UP I LEFT THE FETHERS AND LEGS OWT THAREAS A PREZINT FUR MY LADYAND THEN I CAME IN THE HOWSE WITH FETHERS ALL OVER ME AND MY WISKERS AND I HERLED ALL OVER THE KICHEN FLOORWILE MY LADY WAS MAKIN DINNERI KINDA PROOVED TO HER THATI WUZ THE WUN HOO ATE THE BERD ALL UPAND SHE MUST HAVE BIN IMPRESTBECUZ SHE SED MY NAME LOWD AND THEN THE MAN KLEENED UP THE YAK HMMMM I WUNDER WIN THEY'RE GONNA LET ME GO OWTSIDE AGIN????