WORDLESS WENZDAY

TOES TOOZDAY

I AM SOWND ASLEPP IN THIS PIKCHER I THINK I AM DREEMING OF PUTTING MY ARMS AROWND PARKER HOO IS MY GERLFREND CAT SHE'S PURRFIKT FUR ME LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

MANCAT MUNDAY

MANCAT MUNDAY

MY BRUDDER!

THE FOOD LADEY FOWND MY TWIN BRUDDER! HIS PIKCHER WAS IN THE PAPER IN AN ARTIKUL ABOWT THE EEST BAY SPCA I LOOKED AT HIM AND IT WAS JUST LIKE LOOKING IN DA MIRROR IKSEPT I'M HANSUMMER PARKER YOO WUNT A 3-WAY MAYBE I CAN SPRING HIM!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

MY PLAYBOY POZE

GERLZ THARE SHOOD BE A STAPLE WARE MY PAW IS CUZ I AM PLAYBOY MATEERIUL!!!! IF THAT VELVET GROTTO ROBE OF MAO'S WUZN'T SO TEENEY I WOOD WARE IT WILE THE BUNNEEZ GATHER AROWND ME AT THE GROTTO JUST CALL ME HYOO OR MAYBEY HEFF LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!!!

I'M IN A MOOVEY!!!!

MY LADY MADE A MOOVEY OF ME TODAY BECAUSE I AM A GOOD BOY AND I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!! YOO CAN SKIP THE FERST PART CUZ SHE'S JUST BLAH BLAH BLAH, BUT IN THE SECOND HAFF IT'S ALL ME ME ME!!!! MOOVE OVER BRAD PIT! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!