MY HOLE LIFE I HAVE WUNTED
TO BE BEST FRENDS WITH THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO IF HE WAS MY FREND I WOOD RUN AND PLAY
WITH HIM AND BUNNYKIK HIM AND TONITE WE HANGED OUT JUST LIKE DOODS ON THE BED TOGETHER I THINK HE LIKES ME HE REELY REELY LIKES ME!
I FOWND THIS OLD TRUNK FULL OF JUNK AND A LOT OF STOOPID SISSY CAT CLOTHES SO I KLIMED IN AND MADE IT MY BED AND AS YOO CAN SEE IT'S VARY CUMFY HEY LADEEZE ANYBUDDY WANNA JOIN ME????? HAPPY WEEKEND! LIFE'S A TRIP!