WORDLESS WENZDAY

I HAVE A NEW GERLFREND

I HAVE A NEW GERLFREND FUR MY HARUM!!!! SHE IS VARY NICE TO ME SHE DUZN'T TALK BAK OR GIT ALL UPPITY WICH AS ALL YOO MANCATS KNOW IS VARY IMPORTUNT I DON'T KNOW HOW ROCKY DUZ IT CUZ I THINK ALL HIZ GERLCATS IXSEPT MAYBEY FUR HALLOWEEN IS UPPITY BUT THIS ONE'S NICE ALTHO SHE WON'T TELL ME HER NAME SUMTIMES WIN I RUB AGINST HER SHE ROLLZ OVER AND SHOZE ME HER TUMMY LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!

I LOVE DA NOO YORK YANKEEZ!!!!!

DONA NOBIS PACEM

IF WE HAVE WERLD PEESE,
YOO'LL SEE LOTS OF DUVS FLYING AROWND
AND DUVS ARE YUMMY!!!!
SO GIVE PEESE A CHANSE!!!!