EVRY DAYI'VE BIN BRINGING MY LADEY PREZINTS AND MOSTLY THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN MAKES THEM GO AWAYBUT TODAY MY LADEY GOT TO SEE THE FURRY THING I GOT HERAND MAYBE I NIBBLED JUST A LITTUL BIT ON THE TALE AND SHE MISSED THE GOOD PART WARETHE BLUDS CAME SPERTING OUT SHE WAS SO THRILLED THAT SHE AWARDEDME WITH 2 NEW BELLS ON MY COLLERLIFE'S A TRIP!
YEP I'M IN TRUBBLE LAST NITE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WINT TO PIK ME UPBUT I GOT SPOOKED AND SKRATCHT HIMNOT ENUF TO MAKE HIM GO DEDBUT ENUF TO MAKE HIM SKREEM LIKE A GERL AND BLUDS SPILL OWT:
AND I FELT BAD AFTERWERD FOR A MINITAND HE WOODN'T LET ME SLEEP IN MY BED NEXT TO MY LADEY WICH MADE ME FEEL EVEN WERSERSO I DEESIDED TO GIT HIM A PREZINTI GOT HIM A SNAKE WITH THE HED STILL ONAND THE HEDS THE YUMMIEST PART AND I NEW HE WOOD LOVE IT BUT HE PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT BAK IN THE DERTSO I HAD TO GO GIT HIM ANUTHER PREZINTAND THIS WAS ONE OF THE FURRIEZ AND I LEFT MOST OF THE HED ON SORTAAND IT TERNS OWT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN IS KINDA HARD TO PLEEZECOOD YOO REZIST THIS MOWSIE??????
