EVRY DAY I'VE BIN BRINGING MY LADEY PREZINTS AND MOSTLY THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN MAKES THEM GO AWAY BUT TODAY MY LADEY GOT TO SEE THE FURRY THING I GOT HER AND MAYBE I NIBBLED JUST A LITTUL BIT ON THE TALE AND SHE MISSED THE GOOD PART WARE THE BLUDS CAME SPERTING OUT SHE WAS SO THRILLED THAT SHE AWARDED ME WITH 2 NEW BELLS ON MY COLLER LIFE'S A TRIP!
DON'T SNORGLE ME OR I'LL PUT THE BITEY ON YOO!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!
YEP I'M IN TRUBBLE LAST NITE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WINT TO PIK ME UP BUT I GOT SPOOKED AND SKRATCHT HIM NOT ENUF TO MAKE HIM GO DED BUT ENUF TO MAKE HIM SKREEM LIKE A GERL AND BLUDS SPILL OWT:AND I FELT BAD AFTERWERD FOR A MINIT AND HE WOODN'T LET ME SLEEP IN MY BED NEXT TO MY LADEY WICH MADE ME FEEL EVEN WERSER SO I DEESIDED TO GIT HIM A PREZINT I GOT HIM A SNAKE WITH THE HED STILL ON AND THE HEDS THE YUMMIEST PART AND I NEW HE WOOD LOVE IT BUT HE PICKED IT UP AND PUT IT BAK IN THE DERT SO I HAD TO GO GIT HIM ANUTHER PREZINT AND THIS WAS ONE OF THE FURRIEZ AND I LEFT MOST OF THE HED ON SORTA AND IT TERNS OWT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN IS KINDA HARD TO PLEEZE COOD YOO REZIST THIS MOWSIE??????
ANYBUDDY WUNT A SAMMICH????? LIFE'S A TRIP!
IS THIS THE MOST BYOOTIFULLEST HAREDOO IN THE WERLD OR WHUT????? LIFE'S A TRIP!
