got mousebreath?

IT'S NOT TOO ERLY TO START PLAYIN THIS MONTH'S PRIZE IS A $50 AMAZON GIFT CARD AND MAYBE A SNAKE I MADE GO DEDDED OR SUMTHING.

RATS!!!!!!1

THIS IS A VARY GOOD MOOVIE I THINK ITS FRUM THE FOOD NETWERK AND BOY DID IT MAKE MY APPETITE GIT GINORMOUS I WANT TO MOOVE TO NEW YAWK SO I CAN EAT RATS UNTIL MY BELLEH GITS FULL AND I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA HERL ALTHO I'D LIKE TO HURL A RAT TAIL INTO THE TRIPPR DOWN MANS SHOOZ.

PLEEZE HELP MY LADEY

THIS IS A GEST POST FRUM THAT TASTY LITTUL WITE RAT AND I AM IN THE MOOVEY!!!!!

As yoo may or mayn't know, my Food Lady is trying to git hired as the ferst Purina Cat Chow correspondent. So to help, I made a video to send to Purina to git her hired. 

YOO CAN HELP! Click heer to go to the site on Facebook, post a link to the video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqnp0zpUq7U).
Then tell them why they shood hire the FL (applicant #4492). 

Also, pleeze cross-post on FB and Twitter.

And watch the moovey I made.

thank yoo,

yer frend,

Skeezix the Cat 

CAN ANY OF YOO HARBER A KRIMINAL??????

::wispers::

i think i'm in big trubble the other day after I cawt a berd and made it go ded, a puhleese man shode up at my howse and he sed "looks like thare's a murderer heer" and he wint inside owr howse and talked to my lady and the tripperdown man for a long time and i hided in the bushes so he woodn't take me to jale and give me the deth penulty and i've bin laying low ever sinse can any of yoo harber a fyoojitive cuz i think i mite have to go on the lamm. 

WARE CAN I FIND THIS GUY????

DUZ ANYBUDDY KNOW WARE I CAN FIND THIS PURRSON CUZ I WOOD REELY LIKE TO BE HIS CAT HE HAS SO MANY COLORS AND YOO KNOW I LOVE MY COLORS!!!! MY MAN ONLY WARES BORING COLORS LIKE BLUE AND BLAK AND GREY AND MY LADY MOSTLY JUST WARES PINK WICH IS ONLY ONE COLOR AND I LIKE LOTS OF COLORS DID YOO SEE THE LOVE RAT I GAVE PARKER I THINK SHE LIKED IT. LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

LOOK WHUT I FOWND!!!!!!!

I THINK YULE HAFTA AGREE I LOOK VARY HANSUM WITH EXTRA HARES I FOWND THIS LAYING AROWND AT FERST I THOT IT WUZ SUMTHING I'D MADE GO DED BUT IT WUZN'T AND I PUT IN ON AND WOW!!!!! IT WOOD BE BETTER IF THE RIBBUNS WAS RANEBOW COLORED INSTED OF JUST BORING PINK BUT I STILL THINK I LOOK HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!

LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVRYBUDDY!!!! DO YOO SEE HOW GOOD I'M POZING IT'S BECUZ MY LADY IS HOLDING MEETS FOR ME SHE SEZ HEY TRIPPER! SIT! UP! NO PAWS NO BITEY AND I JUST SIT THARE LIKE A MEERCAT AND SHE MAKES A KLIKKING SOWND AND GIVES ME MEETS!!!! GOOD RED HAMBERGER MEETS THAT ARE DRIPPING WITH BLUDS!!!!!!  THE MAN TRIZE TO MAKE ME DO THE MEERCAT THING FOR TREETS BUT I JUST GIVE HIM A WHAP WITH MY PAW CUZ HE DUZN'T SAY IT RITE HE'S LAME I LOVE MY LADEY!!!

I HOPE THIS PIKCHER MAKES PARKER GO THUD CUZ MY NIPS ARE SHOWING!!!!!  I LOVE MY GERLFREND PARKER BUT I FURGOT TO MALE HER VALENTINE UNTIL LATE SO I'LL PROBLY BE IN THE DOGHOWSE WITH HER WICH IS WHY I NEED A HARUM SO IF ONE OF THE GERLCATS GITS UPPITY I CAN GO HANG WITH ONE HOO'S NICE HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVRYBUDDY!

MANCAT MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A LOT TO TELL THE INNERWEBS ABOUT WHUT'S BEEN GOING ON IN MY LIFE. ASIDE FRUM BEING THE BEST CAT IN THE HOUSE AND GITTIN MY BUTT SHAVED (I'M A BARE FLOORS KIND OF CAT) I HAVE BIN HANGIN WITH THAT LITTUL WITE CAT THIS PIKCHER WAS TAKEN RITE BEEFORE I JUMPT ON TOP OF HIM AND GAVE HIM A WEDJEEY AND A NOOGY I ALSO LIKE CHASIN HIM DOWN THE HALL AND TAKKLING HIM UNTIL ALL THE AIR GOZE OUT OF HIS MOWTH AND HE SKREEMS LIKE A GERL THAT MY FRENDS IS WHUT BEIN A MANCAT IS ALL ABOWT!!!

LIFE'S A TRIP!