WARE CAN I FIND THIS GUY????

DUZ ANYBUDDY KNOW WARE I CAN FIND THIS PURRSON CUZ I WOOD REELY LIKE TO BE HIS CAT HE HAS SO MANY COLORS AND YOO KNOW I LOVE MY COLORS!!!! MY MAN ONLY WARES BORING COLORS LIKE BLUE AND BLAK AND GREY AND MY LADY MOSTLY JUST WARES PINK WICH IS ONLY ONE COLOR AND I LIKE LOTS OF COLORS DID YOO SEE THE LOVE RAT I GAVE PARKER I THINK SHE LIKED IT. LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

LOOK WHUT I FOWND!!!!!!!

I THINK YULE HAFTA AGREE I LOOK VARY HANSUM WITH EXTRA HARES I FOWND THIS LAYING AROWND AT FERST I THOT IT WUZ SUMTHING I'D MADE GO DED BUT IT WUZN'T AND I PUT IN ON AND WOW!!!!! IT WOOD BE BETTER IF THE RIBBUNS WAS RANEBOW COLORED INSTED OF JUST BORING PINK BUT I STILL THINK I LOOK HOT HOT HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!

LOVE IS IN THE AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVRYBUDDY!!!! DO YOO SEE HOW GOOD I'M POZING IT'S BECUZ MY LADY IS HOLDING MEETS FOR ME SHE SEZ HEY TRIPPER! SIT! UP! NO PAWS NO BITEY AND I JUST SIT THARE LIKE A MEERCAT AND SHE MAKES A KLIKKING SOWND AND GIVES ME MEETS!!!! GOOD RED HAMBERGER MEETS THAT ARE DRIPPING WITH BLUDS!!!!!!  THE MAN TRIZE TO MAKE ME DO THE MEERCAT THING FOR TREETS BUT I JUST GIVE HIM A WHAP WITH MY PAW CUZ HE DUZN'T SAY IT RITE HE'S LAME I LOVE MY LADEY!!!

I HOPE THIS PIKCHER MAKES PARKER GO THUD CUZ MY NIPS ARE SHOWING!!!!!  I LOVE MY GERLFREND PARKER BUT I FURGOT TO MALE HER VALENTINE UNTIL LATE SO I'LL PROBLY BE IN THE DOGHOWSE WITH HER WICH IS WHY I NEED A HARUM SO IF ONE OF THE GERLCATS GITS UPPITY I CAN GO HANG WITH ONE HOO'S NICE HAPPY VALENTINES DAY EVRYBUDDY!

MANCAT MONDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE A LOT TO TELL THE INNERWEBS ABOUT WHUT'S BEEN GOING ON IN MY LIFE. ASIDE FRUM BEING THE BEST CAT IN THE HOUSE AND GITTIN MY BUTT SHAVED (I'M A BARE FLOORS KIND OF CAT) I HAVE BIN HANGIN WITH THAT LITTUL WITE CAT THIS PIKCHER WAS TAKEN RITE BEEFORE I JUMPT ON TOP OF HIM AND GAVE HIM A WEDJEEY AND A NOOGY I ALSO LIKE CHASIN HIM DOWN THE HALL AND TAKKLING HIM UNTIL ALL THE AIR GOZE OUT OF HIS MOWTH AND HE SKREEMS LIKE A GERL THAT MY FRENDS IS WHUT BEIN A MANCAT IS ALL ABOWT!!!

LIFE'S A TRIP!