PLEEZE HELP MY LADEY

THIS IS A GEST POST FRUM THAT TASTY LITTUL WITE RAT AND I AM IN THE MOOVEY!!!!!

As yoo may or mayn't know, my Food Lady is trying to git hired as the ferst Purina Cat Chow correspondent. So to help, I made a video to send to Purina to git her hired. 

YOO CAN HELP! Click heer to go to the site on Facebook, post a link to the video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqnp0zpUq7U).
Then tell them why they shood hire the FL (applicant #4492). 

Also, pleeze cross-post on FB and Twitter.

And watch the moovey I made.

thank yoo,

yer frend,

Skeezix the Cat 

CAN ANY OF YOO HARBER A KRIMINAL??????

::wispers::

i think i'm in big trubble the other day after I cawt a berd and made it go ded, a puhleese man shode up at my howse and he sed "looks like thare's a murderer heer" and he wint inside owr howse and talked to my lady and the tripperdown man for a long time and i hided in the bushes so he woodn't take me to jale and give me the deth penulty and i've bin laying low ever sinse can any of yoo harber a fyoojitive cuz i think i mite have to go on the lamm.