MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

JUST A CUPPUL O' MANCATS HANGIN' OWT WE ARE BUTTIES CUZ SEE OWR BUTTS ARE TUCHING RITE THARE AND I THINK MAO REELY LIKES ME HE STILL DUZN'T LIKE WIN I LIK HIM BUT HE'S COMING AROWND I CAN TELL BUTTIES I TELL YA!

I GOT TO SLEEP IN THE PEEPUL BED ALL NITE!!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!! I GOT TO SLEEP IN THE PEEPUL BED LAST NITE ALL NITE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WINT TO SLEEP BEEFORE HE COOD THROW ME DOWN THE STARES AND THE LADEY TERND THE LITE OWT AND I GOT TO SLEEP BY HER AND I WAS GOOD GOOD GOOD I STADE STILL AND DIDN'T MOOVE AROWND OR DO LIKE THIS CAT DID:



I THINK THIS MEENS THE LADEY IS GOING TO KEEP ME AND THIS IS MY FURREVER HOME AND I HOPE I GET TO SLEEP IN THE PEEPUL BED EVRY NITE DON'T TELL THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN THO MAO AND ROCKY ARE REELY KRANKY THIS MORNING I THINK THEY REALIZE THAT I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

YOO HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS MOOVEY!

I THINK IT'S PORN OR SUMTHIN! KLIK HEER TO SEE IT IT MADE ME FEEL FUNNY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

THUD THURZDAY

YOO NEED TO BIGGIFY TO SEE MY BIGNESS AND MY NIPS I LOVE SLEEPIN ON THE WARM LAWNDRY IT'S GRATE YOO SHOOD TRY IT!!!!

WORDLESS WENZDAY

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

WERDLESS WENZDAY

IT'S FINELY MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!

BOYOHBOYOHBOY I'VE BIN WAITING FOR THIS DAY ALL YEER CUZ I LOVE CAP'N SLAPPY AND OL' CHUMBUCKET AND ARRRGGGHHHH I MAKE A FINE PIRATE AND THE WENCHES WILL BE ALL OVER ME MAKE SHUR YOO WARE YER WENCHIEST OWTFITS AND THEN I'LL MEOW, "WELL BLOW ME DOWN" AND "WALK THE PLANK." YO HO HO AND A BOTTUL OF TOONA JOOSE LIFE'S A TRIP!

I GOT 2 AWARDS FRUM THE KELLYCATS!

STRYDER, SCOTCHY and SUGAR GAVE ME TWO AWARDS! CUZ I AM THE BEST CAT IN CASTRO VALLEY AND I CAN'T WATE FOR MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY! AND I THINK SUGAR'S HOT FOR ME BUT THEN HOO IZN'T???? HAHAHAHAHHAHAA! LIFE'S A TRIP! AND WATCH OWT WENCHES, CUZ I WILL MAKE YOO WALK THE PLANK ON MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!!

PLEEZE AND THANK YOO KELLYKATS FOR THIS GRATE AWARD!!!!!

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

YOO CAN SEE MY NEW COLLER IT IS MY FAVORITE COLOR GREEN AND IT HAS SPARKLIES AND IT KINDA MATCHES MY EYES I WANNA HEER PARKER GO THUD!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!

SUNDAY SIT-IN

WHUT THE ......?

Furchin Friday

GET A LODE OF THAT, LADEEZ: 20 POWNDS OF FURCHIN FUN! DIG IN!!!

WHUT A MANCAT COLLAR LOOKS LIKE

HEER IS MY MANCAT COLLAR -- AS YOO CAN SEE IT GITS A REEL WERKOWT CUZ I AM A BIG STRONG BURLY MANCAT AND I DO LOTS OF STUFF THAT MAKES MY COLLAR GIT ALL BEET UP!!!