Tuesday, June 23

TABBY TOZE TOOZDAY



LADEEZ TAKE A LOOK AT THOZE BIG MANCAT TOZE YES I AM SLEEPING WITH MY ARMS STIKKING STRATE OWT TO MAKE SHUR YOO CAN SEE MY GINORMOUS PAWS AND YOO KNOW WHUT BIG PAWS MEEN, DONTCHA LADEEZ??!!?? LINE FORMS TO THE RITE LIFE'S A TRIP!

Friday, June 5

PURRFECT NAPPIN FORM

THIS IS PURRFECT NAPPIN FORM WITH MY HEAD ON MY OWN SPESHUL PILLOW AND MY BOOTAY ON THE MAN'S PILLOW IT IS VARY KUMFTERBUL I HIGHLY REKUMEND THIS TEKNEEK LIFE'S A TRIP!

Sunday, May 31

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

LADEEZ, YOO MITE WUNT TO BIGGIFY IT TO SEE WHUT A HUNKA HUNKA BERNIN' LOVE I AM THAT WAY YOO CAN SEE MY BIGNESS BETTER BECUZ I AM A BIGMANCAT!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP! PEE ESS DUZ ANYBUDDY KNOW HOW TO MAKE THAT LITTUL WITE RAT CAT STOP KRYING????? JEEZ HE'S DRIVIN ME KRAZY!

Monday, May 25

MANCAT MOON ON MONDAY!!!!!

YOO CAN KLIK TO BIGGIFY IF YOO WUNT A BETTER LOOK AT MY BYOO!!!TIFUL BOO-TAY! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

PEE ESS: HAY EVRYBUDDY, MY BEST FREND MONTY Q KAT DID A MOONDAY SHOT TOO CHEK IT OWT HE HAS GOOD HIGH-JEEN!!!!

Tuesday, April 21

TOES TOOZDAY

I AM SOWND ASLEPP IN THIS PIKCHER I THINK I AM DREEMING OF PUTTING MY ARMS AROWND PARKER HOO IS MY GERLFREND CAT SHE'S PURRFIKT FUR ME LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

Thursday, April 9

MY BRUDDER!

THE FOOD LADEY FOWND MY TWIN BRUDDER! HIS PIKCHER WAS IN THE PAPER IN AN ARTIKUL ABOWT THE EEST BAY SPCA I LOOKED AT HIM AND IT WAS JUST LIKE LOOKING IN DA MIRROR IKSEPT I'M HANSUMMER PARKER YOO WUNT A 3-WAY MAYBE I CAN SPRING HIM!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!

Saturday, April 4

MY PLAYBOY POZE

GERLZ THARE SHOOD BE A STAPLE WARE MY PAW IS CUZ I AM PLAYBOY MATEERIUL!!!! IF THAT VELVET GROTTO ROBE OF MAO'S WUZN'T SO TEENEY I WOOD WARE IT WILE THE BUNNEEZ GATHER AROWND ME AT THE GROTTO JUST CALL ME HYOO OR MAYBEY HEFF LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 2

I'M IN A MOOVEY!!!!

MY LADY MADE A MOOVEY OF ME TODAY BECAUSE I AM A GOOD BOY AND I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!! YOO CAN SKIP THE FERST PART CUZ SHE'S JUST BLAH BLAH BLAH, BUT IN THE SECOND HAFF IT'S ALL ME ME ME!!!! MOOVE OVER BRAD PIT! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!