LADEEZ TAKE A LOOK AT THOZE BIG MANCAT TOZE YES I AM SLEEPING WITH MY ARMS STIKKING STRATE OWT TO MAKE SHUR YOO CAN SEE MY GINORMOUS PAWS AND YOO KNOWWHUT BIG PAWS MEEN, DONTCHA LADEEZ??!!?? LINE FORMS TO THE RITE LIFE'S A TRIP!
THIS IS PURRFECT NAPPIN FORM WITH MY HEAD ON MY OWN SPESHUL PILLOW AND MY BOOTAY ON THE MAN'S PILLOWIT IS VARY KUMFTERBULI HIGHLY REKUMEND THIS TEKNEEK LIFE'S A TRIP!
LADEEZ, YOO MITEWUNT TO BIGGIFYIT TO SEE WHUT A HUNKAHUNKA BERNIN'LOVE I AM THATWAY YOO CANSEE MY BIGNESS BETTERBECUZ I AM A BIGMANCAT!!!!LIFE'S A TRIP! PEE ESS DUZ ANYBUDDY KNOW HOW TO MAKE THAT LITTUL WITE RAT CAT STOP KRYING????? JEEZ HE'S DRIVIN ME KRAZY!
I AM SOWND ASLEPP IN THIS PIKCHER I THINK I AMDREEMING OF PUTTING MY ARMS AROWND PARKER HOO IS MY GERLFREND CAT SHE'S PURRFIKT FUR ME LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!
THE FOOD LADEY FOWND MY TWIN BRUDDER! HIS PIKCHER WAS IN THE PAPER IN AN ARTIKUL ABOWT THE EEST BAY SPCA I LOOKED AT HIM AND IT WAS JUST LIKE LOOKING IN DA MIRROR IKSEPT I'M HANSUMMER PARKER YOO WUNT A 3-WAYMAYBE I CAN SPRING HIM!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP!!!
GERLZ THARE SHOOD BE A STAPLE WARE MY PAW IS CUZI AM PLAYBOY MATEERIUL!!!! IF THAT VELVET GROTTO ROBE OF MAO'S WUZN'T SO TEENEY I WOOD WARE IT WILE THE BUNNEEZ GATHER AROWND MEAT THE GROTTO JUST CALL ME HYOO OR MAYBEY HEFFLIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!!!
MY LADYMADE A MOOVEY OF ME TODAYBECAUSE I AM A GOOD BOYAND I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!! YOO CAN SKIP THE FERST PART CUZSHE'S JUST BLAH BLAH BLAH,BUT IN THE SECOND HAFF IT'S ALL ME ME ME!!!!MOOVE OVER BRAD PIT!LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!