VOTE FOR MY GERLFREND PERFEKTLY PARKER!!!!!!

MY GERLFREND PARKER IS FAMEUS!!!! SHE'S A FINULIST AT THE WOZOG WICH CAT IS KYOOTER SITE AND SHE'S COMPEETING AGINST MISS DAISY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO HOO IS A FREND OF MINE BUT SHE'S NOT MY GERLFREND SO YOO'VE GOT TO VOTE FOR PARKER HOO IS NOT ONLY MY GERLFREND BUT SHE IS HOT HOT HOT DAISYS NOT HOT SHE'S JUST KYOOT SO SINSE PARKER IS BOTH KYOOT AND HOT SHE SHOOD WIN. PLEEZE AND THANK YOO.

OH I FURGOT. GO HEER TO VOTE.

It's a grate contest!!!!

Hey, evrybuddy! Spring is just arownd the korner, so chek owt this grate contest by Simply Simeeze! Not only do yoo git a chanse to win fabyulus prizes, but evry entry erns a $1 donayshun to Project Ham! And to sweeten the pot, if the total number of entries gits over 40, Skeeze and Mao and Rocky and me will all donate $10 for a total of a $40 donayshun to Project Ham. Project Ham is a projekt to keep owr best frends Sammy and Miles in ham sinse thare Food Lady and man have bin owt of werk. Sammy and Miles have bin blogging for a sqwillion yeers: thare praktikly an institooshun!!! So whip up an entry today! Heer's the link: siamesespring.blogspot.com.

Happy Valentine's Day Evrybuddy espeshully Parker!!!!!

This furchin is all yers, Parker!!!! Happy Valentine's Day! And I rited a poem just fur yoo!!!! It's called TRIPPER'S VALENTINE TO PARKER.

TRIPPER'S VALENTINE TO PARKER

Yer blue and green eyes sometimes look kinda weird
But they don't freek me owt qwite as much as I feered.
Yer partly a tabby and partly all wite
And I dreem abowt yer hotness win I'm sleeping at nite.
I admit I'm a psyko and I don't have good manners
But we go together good, just like Pixie and 'nanners.
I'll go ketch yoo a berd and I'll make it go ded
And preezent it to yoo in the middle of owr bed
Just to show yoo how much I have urjes for yoo.
And I reely reely hope yoo have urjes for me too!!!!!!

LET THE BUNNYKIKKING BEEGIN!!!!!

I'm reely looking forwerd to Valentine's Day

PARKER SED YES!!!!!! THIS IS HOW I PIKCHER VALENTINE'S DAY MITE HAPPEN WIN ME AND PARKER GIT TOGETHER!!!!

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I GOT AN AWARD!!!!!!

I GOT THIS GRATE AWARD FRUM A BUNCH OF DIFFRINT CATS PROBLY BECUZ I TAKE THE TIME TO DO LOTS OF NICE COLORS BUT I'M WAY BEEHIND ON POSTING CUZ MY LADEY GITS HOME TOO LATE AT NITE I FEEL SO SPESHUL BECUZ ONLY ABOWT FIVE HUNDRID CATS IN THE HOLE ENTIRE WERLD GOT THIS VARY SPESHUL AWARD. I'M GRATE!!!! I'M GRATE!!!! I'M GRATE!!!! PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Halloween Meem

Halloween the Cat tagged me for a meem that's her on the right She's HOT I woodn't kik her owtta bed for eetin fish flakes She got the meem frum da grate Mr Hendrix I have to anser the qweschun What 3 things would you do that you've never done before that you would do if you knew you wouldn't get caught or suffer the consequences?

I don't know whut conseekwenses are, but heer are three things I'd like to do if I woodn't git cawt:

1. I wood have a harum with a thowsund hot gerlcats and they'd all wate on me hand and paw and let me bunnykikk them
   
2. I wood git a flamethrower and flamethrow thoze yappy dawgs hoo live next door to us. Or maybey a masheen gun wood be better. And I wood say, "SEE YA!!!"
   


3. I wood be a linebakker for the grate Oaklund Rayders.
   

I GOT TO GO TO A SPA!!!!!!

TODAY WAS THE MOST IXSITING DAY OF MY LIFE!!!! Vary erly this morning the Tripper Down Man and my Ladey put me in a box and taked me in the bloo masheen to the snip snip place ware I had my hoohaektomy At ferst I was consernd cuz I didn't know whut else they cood whak off me and then they took me into the room and put me on the kold metul torcher table.AND MY PIKCHER WAS ON THE WALL OF THE ROOM LIKE I WAS A SULLEBRITY!!!!

SO I KINDA WAYTED FOR THEM TO GIVE ME THE VIP TREETMINT ferst they did what they always do they stuk a cold thing up my poophole I kinda liked it but I gave them my best psyko face and then they wade me I am 17 and a haff pownds of LUVVIN!!!!! the yung guy thare sed I was like a house bobcat and the big bald man sed I must play commando all day long cuz I have so many bells of honor on my collar and then they flipt me on my bak and I purrd at them cuz EVRYBUDDY WAS PAYING ATTENSHUN TO ME ME ME ixsept win the big bald man askt abowt that stoopid Skeezix and they told him abowt the wite rat's boners and then the Tripper Down Man and My Ladey left and then the peepul took me to the SPA becuz I am such a good cat and they gave me a bath wich smelt a littul like lavinder

and they gave me a rev mo wich is a reverse mohawk I'm not shur it's the best look for me but yoo deeside. I think the big bald man wunted to make me look like him!!!! And they did a stabby thing to me wich made my itching stop and now I smell good and the furs they didn't take smell good and are vary soft and do yoo think they steeled my furs to give the big bald man sum furrs for the top of his hed?????
LIFE'S A TRIP!