TODAY WAS THE MOST IXSITING DAY OF MY LIFE!!!! Vary erly this morning the Tripper Down Man and my Ladey put me in a box and taked me in the bloo masheen to the snip snip place ware I had my hoohaektomy At ferst I was consernd cuz I didn't know whut else they cood whak off me and then they took me into the room and put me on the kold metul torcher table.AND MY PIKCHER WAS ON THE WALL OF THE ROOM LIKE I WAS A SULLEBRITY!!!!
SO I KINDA WAYTED FOR THEM TO GIVE ME THE VIP TREETMINT ferst they did what they always do they stuk a cold thing up my poophole I kinda liked it but I gave them my best psyko face and then they wade me I am 17 and a haff pownds of LUVVIN!!!!! the yung guy thare sed I was like a house bobcat and the big bald man sed I must play commando all day long cuz I have so many bells of honor on my collar and then they flipt me on my bak and I purrd at them cuz EVRYBUDDY WAS PAYING ATTENSHUN TO ME ME ME ixsept win the big bald man askt abowt that stoopid Skeezix and they told him abowt the wite rat's boners and then the Tripper Down Man and My Ladey left and then the peepul took me to the SPA becuz I am such a good cat and they gave me a bath wich smelt a littul like lavinder
and they gave me a rev mo wich is a reverse mohawk I'm not shur it's the best look for me but yoo deeside. I think the big bald man wunted to make me look like him!!!! And they did a stabby thing to me wich made my itching stop and now I smell good and the furs they didn't take smell good and are vary soft and do yoo think they steeled my furs to give the big bald man sum furrs for the top of his hed?????
LIFE'S A TRIP!