Saturday, February 2

I GOT TO GO TO A SPA!!!!!!

TODAY WAS THE MOST IXSITING DAY OF MY LIFE!!!! Vary erly this morning the Tripper Down Man and my Ladey put me in a box and taked me in the bloo masheen to the snip snip place ware I had my hoohaektomy At ferst I was consernd cuz I didn't know whut else they cood whak off me and then they took me into the room and put me on the kold metul torcher table.AND MY PIKCHER WAS ON THE WALL OF THE ROOM LIKE I WAS A SULLEBRITY!!!!

SO I KINDA WAYTED FOR THEM TO GIVE ME THE VIP TREETMINT ferst they did what they always do they stuk a cold thing up my poophole I kinda liked it but I gave them my best psyko face and then they wade me I am 17 and a haff pownds of LUVVIN!!!!! the yung guy thare sed I was like a house bobcat and the big bald man sed I must play commando all day long cuz I have so many bells of honor on my collar and then they flipt me on my bak and I purrd at them cuz EVRYBUDDY WAS PAYING ATTENSHUN TO ME ME ME ixsept win the big bald man askt abowt that stoopid Skeezix and they told him abowt the wite rat's boners and then the Tripper Down Man and My Ladey left and then the peepul took me to the SPA becuz I am such a good cat and they gave me a bath wich smelt a littul like lavinder

and they gave me a rev mo wich is a reverse mohawk I'm not shur it's the best look for me but yoo deeside. I think the big bald man wunted to make me look like him!!!! And they did a stabby thing to me wich made my itching stop and now I smell good and the furs they didn't take smell good and are vary soft and do yoo think they steeled my furs to give the big bald man sum furrs for the top of his hed?????
LIFE'S A TRIP!

21 comments:

  1. I'm glad that the nice bald man made your itches stop. That is quite a shave you got. I am happy that the rest of your fur is nice and soft and smells good. That should help you out with your harem.

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  2. You are cewebwity indeed! I think your furs are so pwetty the bald man couldn't help but want to steal them!

    The Thing awwived at mine house today. Go mine bwoggy to see. I is upset!

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  3. It's not really a sp....

    ::whap::

    Ouch, MomBean. What I mean is, it sounds like you got the deluxe treatment. And the new 'do is quite...unqiue! :D

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  4. we is glad you liked your trip to the.......er.......spa. lavendar smelling furs? sounds girly to me
    ::whap::
    Ouch Sammy! what did you do that for?
    ::whisper whisper whisper::

    Lavendar smelling furs will surely turn ALL the ladies on and make them flock to you Trip!

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  5. Trip, that is *WAY* cool how yer skins looks unner yoor furs!! SOOOOOOO many colours!!

    Thats amazingks!!

    Ms Tiger Woods

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  6. Maybe yoo can find out for sure if the bald man got yore furrs for his head. I dunno how they'd look on him. Hope they grows out soon!
    Purrrrrrrs!

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  7. Wow Trip that is sirtinnly a diffrunt haircut. Glad you enjoyed yer visit to the errr Spa. Lavender furrs hehe

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  8. Wow, Trip, that's an interesting new look you are sporting. I am proud of you for acting like a gentleman when you were there. Next time you can come to my Day Spa and I will take good care of you.

    Hmmm, that last sentence does not sound exactly right.

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  9. I think they did steal your furs for the big bald man :-0 But maybe now your itching will stop, which would make it worthwhile.

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  10. Hmm, your cut is the opposite of when the girls have their ladygardenectomy. Interesting cut. Hope the ladies like it.

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  11. Oh Trip, I love your attitude Man. You don't complain about anything even when you're being tortured at the VET's. I'm glad your itching has stopped and that your furs smell good.

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  12. Tripper Down Man and your lady are just super great to help you out with your itching problem.

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  13. verree attractiv hairdoo trip.
    wen'z it gointa grow back?
    jus wunderin.
    luv--jh

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  14. Dude, 17 pounds? Dat is a pound more den me! Zippy sez she would sniff yoor furs but she is afraid yoo would bunnykick her and she's little and tiny and even gets scared sometimes when I aksidently roll over on her in da big bed...~Speedy
    Nice hair-do Trip, kinda a "bad boy" image.~Sadie

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  15. I think you need to borrow Skeezix wig again!

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  16. I am glad you aren't itching anymore. I am thinking that maybe you could share the heated cat tent with Skeezix.....this way his teeny body stays warm and your bare backside stays warm.

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  17. Wow, Trip . . . you are a celebrity! What is that like? I'm glad they made the itchies stop. And you could smell of worse things than lavendar . . . I bet the ladycats dig it.

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  18. Oh my ... You've never been more attractive, Trip. An' lavender is one of my favorite smells.
    DMM

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  19. DMM, if yoo think lavinder smells good, yoo shood SNIFF MY BUTT!!!!!!

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  20. Tripper, you're quite the sensitive new age kitty, with your...er...unique haircut, and lavender smelling furs. The girl kitties'll love it!

    Purrs

    Gypsy

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