I WAS BAD YESTERDAY!!!! BAD BAD BAD!!!

I HAD A GRATE DAY YESTERDAY I DID NOT GO IN THE HOWSE AT NITE LIKE I AM SUPPOST TO DO EVEN THO THEY CALLED AND CALLED FOR ME THEY SED TRIPPER! TRIP TRIP TRIPPER! TRIPPEROONI! AND I JUST KEPT QWIET AND STILL UNTIL AFTER A FEW HOWRS THEY STOPT CALLING ME AND I STADE OWT ALL NITE AND HUNTED FOR FURRY GOFERS AND MOWSIES AND I LOSTED MY RANEBOW COLLER I WAS JUST WACKED WITH KRAZINESS AND WIN MY LADEY LET ME IN IN THE MORNING SHE SED OH TRIPPER WARE'S YER COLLAR AND SHE GAVE ME A BRAND NEW ONE THAT'S RED WITE AND BLOO WITH STARS ON IT AND BELLS TOO AND I ATE A BIG BREKFIST AND THEN I WINT UPSTARES INTO THE PEEPUL BEDROOM AND I JUMPT ON THAT OLD TUXIE GEEZER AND THEN I WINT INTO THAT NEET RED TENT AND THE TUNNUL BOX THE LADEY SED I WAS FULL OF VINEGAR BUT I DIDN'T DRINK ANY VINEGAR AT ALL I SWARE I AM JUST BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!!!!!! I'VE HERD THAT CHIKS DIG BAD BOYS! OOPS I JUST FARTED HAHAHAHAAHA! OOOOH STINKY

YUMMY MUNDAY

YOO MITE BE WUNDERING WHUT I'M DOING SITTING HEER LOOKING WHUT'S CALLED PENSIVE YOO MITE HAVE TO BIGGIFY TO SEE ME UNDER DA TREE:THIS IS A RESTRAUNT I GO TO EVRY DAY MY LADEY PUTS LOTS OF BERD BATE UP IN THE MORNINGS AND THE BERDIES COME TO EET AND THEN IF THARE NOT CAREFUL I GIT TO EET TOO!!!! AND IT'S NOT JUST THE BERDIES HOO COME LITTLE FURRY THINGS COME BUT THARE HARDER TO KETCH I SHOOD GIT THREE MORE BELLS FOR ONE OF THEM
BUT ITS HARD FOR ME TO GO TO THE RESTRAWNT EVRY DAY CUZ THE LADEY KEEPS ME LOCKED UP IN THE HOWSE SO I CAN'T EET BERDIES BUT WIN I GIT OWT I GO STRATE TO THE RESTRAWNT HAPPY MUNDAY EVRYBUDDY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!!!!! (IS THAT BETTER JETER HARRIS??)

SLEEPY SUNDAY

HOLD ON TO YER UNDERPANTS LADEEZ AND GRAB THE SMELLY SALTS --- HEER IS MY MOST REESINT BOODWAR FOTO TAKEN ON THE PEEPUL BED WARE I GIT TO SLEEP CUZ I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE KONTAKT ME DIREKTLY IF YOO WUNT TO BUY THE POSTER FOR YER OWN BOODWAR.

Workless Wenzday

MANBOOB MUNDAY

THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO SEZ I'M GITTIN MANBOOBS. IT'S HARD FOR ME TO SEE DOWN THARE MAYBEY YOO COOD TELL ME: AM I GROWING MANBOOBS? DO I NEED A MANZEER? YOO MITE HAVE TO BIGGIFY THE PIKCHER AS JETER HARRIS WOOD SAY DUHR WHUT ARE MANBOOBS? PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!

MY NEW COLLAR!!!

I GOT A BRAND NEW COLLAR FOR BEING THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE MY LADEY BOT IT FOR ME CUZ SHE LUVS ME THE BEST CUZ I'M THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE THIS IS A VARY BYOOTIFUL COLLAR AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!!!! PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

WORKLESS WENZDAY

I GOT AN AWARD!!!!!!!!!!

MY BEST FREND IN THE WERLD TYBALT THE PRINSE OF CATS GAVE ME THIS GRATE JUST PLAIN FUN TO READ AWARD I THINK HE GOT HOT WIN HE SAW MY MANCAT MUNDAY PIKCHER I KNOW I HAVE THAT EFFEKT ON OTHER CATS THANK YOO THANK YOO THANK YOO TYBALT YOO ARE MY BESTEST BEST FREND WUNNA COME OVER AND BUNNYKIK??? AND WE CAN SLEEP ON THE PEEPUL BED CUZ THEY LET ME DO THAT NOW AND WE CAN CHASE THE WITE RAT CAT AROWND THAT SCARES THE POOP OUTTA HIM WIN I DO THAT AND TOONA! I CAN'T SKORE US SUM TOONA!!! THANK YOO TYBALT!!!! I WUNT TO PASS ALONG THIS AWARD TO MY BEST FREND MONTY Q CAT MY AFLAK BRUTHER HOO GOT ME MY BLOG IN THE FERST PLACE AND IS RUNNING THE BEST KONTEST EVER CALLED DOING THE Q NO NEED FOR ANYBUDDY TO ENTER THO CUZ I'M A SHOO IN TO WIN PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

Mancat Munday

DO ANY OF YOO LADEEZ NEED SMELLING SALTS????

AND I DON'T MEEN TO DISAPPOINT YOO, BUT THAT'S JUST MY TALE.

WORDLISS WENZDAY

Sleepy like Sunday morning