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ABOWT THE CATBOX THING

MY VARY VARY FAVERITE PART OF THE DAY IS WIN THE PEEPUL KLEEN THE CAT BOXES AND THE POOPS ARE GONE AND THE VERY SECUND THEY GIT DUN (AKSHULLY, NOT EVEN WIN THEY GIT DUN SUMTIMES I JUMP RITE IN WILE THARE STILL SKOOPING) I JUMP RITE IN AND I DIG TO CHINA CUZ I LOVE LOVE LOVE TO DIG AND THEN SUMTIMES I THINK TO MYSELF HAY TRIPPER YOO DON'T REELY HAVE TO GO DO YOO AND SO I JUST LAY DOWN RITE THARE IN THE CAT BOX IN THE NICE KLEEN LITTER AND START CHILLAXIN!!!! YOO SHOOD TRY IT IT'S FUN FUN FUN!!!!!

WORDLESS WENZDAY

I'M A JESTER!!!!!!

I GOT A HALLOWEEN COSTOOM THAT IS A JESTER COSTOOM AND I DON'T KNOW WHUT A JESTER IS BUT THE COSTOOM IS SHINY WITH LOTS OF COLOR AND BELLS AND SHINYNESS ALL OVER I LOVE LOVE LOVE IT IN FAKT I WINT TO SLEEP WARING IT LAST NITE!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!!!!

I GOT TO RIDE IN THE CAR AGIN!!!!

I GOT TO RIDE IN THE CAR AGIN TODAY JUST LIKE LAST WEEKEND BECUZ I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE I DID NOT MAKE A PEEP I WAS A GOOD BOY CUZ I LOVE LOVE LOVE RIDING IN THE CAR THEY HAVE TO TAKE THE BIG CAR NOT THE DINKY BLOO MASHEEN BECUZ I AM A BIG MAN CAT AND I NEED TO RIDE IN A BIG MAN TRUK THEY HAD A PRITTY RED BERDIE AT THE SPA PLACE: AND THE BIG MAN POKED ME AND COMMENTED ON WHUT A BIG BOY I AM AND HE ALWAYZ ASKS ABOWT SKEEZIX AND WIN ARE THEY GONNA GIT TO SEE SKEEZIX AGIN WICH IS ROOD CUZ I AM THE ONE ON THE TABLE BUT I LIKE THE MAN CUZ HE SMELLS INTRISTING I HAVE A FLEE ALERJEY EVEN THO I DON'T HAVE FLEES HEER HE'S LOOKIN FOR THEM:

AND THEN HE WINT OWT OF THE ROOM AND THE OTHER GUY SED WHUT A BYOOTIFUL CAT I AM AND WHUT A NICE KOTE I HAVE WICH DIDN'T MAKE SENSE CUZ I WUZN'T WARIN A KOTE I WUZ NOOOOD! AND THEN THE BIG MAN CAME BAK IN AND PUT A PRIK IN MY BUTT AND I DIDN'T EVEN SQWERM WIN HE DID THAT CUZ IT WAS JUST A LITTUL PRIK AND IT WUZN'T VARY HERTY I HERD THEY GAVE ME STARE-OIDS JUST LIKE THAT CHEETER BERRY BONDS HOO MY LADEY DUZN'T LIKE SO I DON'T LIKE HIM EETHER I HOPE I DON'T GIT BACNE OR A GINORMOUS HED LIFE'S A TRIP DID I MENSHUN I DID NOT MAKE A PEEP IN THE CAR?????? PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!!!!

WORDLESS WENZDAY

MY TRIP TO THE SPA!!!!

I GOT TO GO TO A SPA ON SATERDAY CUZ I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE!!!!! THE MAN PIKT AT ME AND TUCHT ME BAK THARE AND PUT SUMTHING KOLD IN MY POOPER AND THEY WADE ME (19 POWNDS, THANK YOO VARY MUCH THAT'S MANCAT TERRITORY) AND BECUZ I HAVE A FLEE ALLERJEY THEY HAD TO PUT MORE FLEE POIZUN ON ME AND THEY GAVE ME A BATH WITH LAVENDER AND EVRYBUDDY THARE SED I WAS SO GOOD AND EVRY TIME THEY SED THAT MY LADEY SED YOO WUNT HIM? BUT I THINK SHE WUZ KIDDING CUZ SHE CAME BAK FOR ME NOW I SMELL GOOD PLEEZE AND THANK YOO!

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

WHUT WAS HE DOIN' DOWN THARE???????

MANCAT MUNDAY!!!!!!!!!

JUST A CUPPUL O' MANCATS HANGIN' OWT WE ARE BUTTIES CUZ SEE OWR BUTTS ARE TUCHING RITE THARE AND I THINK MAO REELY LIKES ME HE STILL DUZN'T LIKE WIN I LIK HIM BUT HE'S COMING AROWND I CAN TELL BUTTIES I TELL YA!

I GOT TO SLEEP IN THE PEEPUL BED ALL NITE!!!!!

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!! I GOT TO SLEEP IN THE PEEPUL BED LAST NITE ALL NITE THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN WINT TO SLEEP BEEFORE HE COOD THROW ME DOWN THE STARES AND THE LADEY TERND THE LITE OWT AND I GOT TO SLEEP BY HER AND I WAS GOOD GOOD GOOD I STADE STILL AND DIDN'T MOOVE AROWND OR DO LIKE THIS CAT DID:



I THINK THIS MEENS THE LADEY IS GOING TO KEEP ME AND THIS IS MY FURREVER HOME AND I HOPE I GET TO SLEEP IN THE PEEPUL BED EVRY NITE DON'T TELL THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN THO MAO AND ROCKY ARE REELY KRANKY THIS MORNING I THINK THEY REALIZE THAT I AM THE BEST CAT IN THE HOWSE LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

YOO HAVE GOT TO WATCH THIS MOOVEY!

I THINK IT'S PORN OR SUMTHIN! KLIK HEER TO SEE IT IT MADE ME FEEL FUNNY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

THUD THURZDAY

YOO NEED TO BIGGIFY TO SEE MY BIGNESS AND MY NIPS I LOVE SLEEPIN ON THE WARM LAWNDRY IT'S GRATE YOO SHOOD TRY IT!!!!

WORDLESS WENZDAY