I AM ON THE FRUNT PAGE OF CATSINBOXES.COM!!!!

I THINK THIS WILL MAKE ME EVEN MORE FAMEUSS THAN HAVING SARAH PAYLIN'S GRANDSUN NAMED AFTER ME!!!! IF YOO GO TO CATSINBOXES.COM YOO CAN SEE ME ON THE FRUNT PAGE. I'M KINDA INKOGNEETO. WOOOOOHOOOOOO! LIFE'S A TRIP!

I WANT MY NAME BAK!!!!!!

MY BEST BUNNYKIKKING BUDDY FIONA LET ME KNOW THAT SARAH PAYLIN'S DOTTER NAMED HER BABY AFTER ME!!!!!! BUT WATE DUZ THAT MEEN I HAVE TO GIT ANUTHER NAME AND CAN I SOO??? CUZ I LIKE MY NAME IT'S A GRATE NAME AND I WUNT TO KEEP IT!!!!!!!! LIFE'S A TRIP PLEEZE AND THANK YOO ONE MORE YEER TILL I HAFTA START BEING GOOD AGIN!

KRISTMISS FOTOS!!!!!

HEY EVRYBUDDY I WUNTED TO SHOW YOO THE GRATE KRISTMISS OWTFIT I WARED YESTERDAY (HOLD ON LADIES, YER GONNA BE BLOWN AWAY!!!!!!)

AND HEER I AM ASLEEP NEXT TO MY LADY'S KRISSMISS HAT IT IS A FESTIV HAT AND I LIKE IT LOTS:

MARY KRISTMISS!!!!!

From Rocky, Skeezy, Mao and
TRIPPER THE PSYKO STRAY CAT!!!!

I MITE NOT BE GITTING ANYTHING FRUM SANTA CUZ IN ADDISHUN TO LIKKING ALL THE PARTY SHRIMP BEEFORE THE PAWTY I NOKT ALL THE RUMBALLS ON THE FLOOR BUT SANTA IF YOO LOVE HARDKORE RUMBALLS AND DON'T MIND A LITTLE CAT HARE I CAN SET YOO UP!!!!

MANCAT MONDAY!!!!

GIT A LODE OF THAT MANCATLINESS!!!!

I HERD ABOWT A GRATE NEW HOLLYDAY!!!!

I HERD ABOWT A GRATE NEW HOLIDAY CALLED HANNYKUH!!!! IT IS A HOLIDAY WARE YOO GIT PREZINTS FOR 8 NITES INSTED OF JUST ONE DAY AND I RED THE ROOLZ CAREFULLY AND IT DUZN'T SAY ANYWARE THAT YOO HAVE TO BE GOOD TO GIT THE PREZINTS!!!!! WOO HOO! THIS IS MY KIND OF HOLLYDAY!!! IF YOO NEED MY ADDRESS TO SEND ME MY 8 PREZINTS, JUST LEEVE A COMMENT!!! PLEEZE AND THANK YOO! LIFE'S A TRIP!

I GOT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN A KRISSMISS PREZINT

I GOT THE TRIPPER DOWN MAN A KRISSMISS PREZINT CUZ YOO CANT START TOO ERLY SUKKING UP TO THE PEEPUL HOO PUT IN A GOOD WERD FOR YOO WITH SANTA CLAWS AND I KNOW I'VE GOT MY LADEY BAMBOOZULD BUT THE MAN IS A HARD NUT TO KRAK SO I FOWND THIS FUNNY HAT LAYING AROWND AND I GAVE IT TO HIM AND HE LIKED IT CUZ IT'S BIN KOLD KOLD KOLD AND HE DUZN'T HAVE MUCH HED FURS JUST PINK SKIN AND WIN HE TUCHES ME HIS FINGERS ARE LIKE ICICLES WELL THE HAT DUZN'T HELP HIS FINGERS BUT IT STILL MAKES HIM WARM AND HAPPY HOW MUCH LONGER TILL KRISSMISS CUZ IT IS VARY HARD BEIN GOOD FOR THIS LONG I THINK I'M GONNA IXPLODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GIT TO BE LUCIA!!!!

MY LADEY SEZ I CAN BE THE SANKTA LUCIA TODAY IF I WARE MY HAT RITE BUT I HAVE A PROBLIM CUZ MY CANDLES ARE NOT EREKT HOW DO I MAKE THEM POINT STRATE UP ???????PLEEZE AND THANK YOO THIS IS AN EMERJINSY CUZ IF I DON'T GIT IT FIXED MAYBEY THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO WILL GIT TO BE LUCIA AND HE JUST WOODN'T BE AS GOOD AS ME I'M THE BEST BOY IN THE HOWSE MY LADEY SEZ SO LIFE'S A TRIP!!!!

WORDLISS WENZDAY

BEST BUTTIES!!!!!!

HEER I AM AGIN SLEEPIN TODAY WITH MY BEST BUTTIE MAO THE KRANKY SIMEEZE WE DID SUM GOOD NAPPIN TOGETHER HE IS MY VARY BEST FURREVER FREND AND I LOVE HIM!!!!! HE KINDA HAS BAD BRETH BUT GOOD BUTTIES DON'T SAY ANYTHING ABOWT THAT TO EECH OTHER YOO JUST OFFER HIM A PITR PAT OR AN ALTOID OR JUST BARY YER NOZE IN ANUTHER CATS BUTT SO YOO DON'T HAFTA SMELL HIS RANK BRETH ITS LIKE DOOD SUMTHING DIDE IN THARE I THINK I'M GONNA HERL, BUT I AM STILL VARY VARY VARY VARY HAPPY THAT I HAVE A BEST BUTTIE. EVEN IF ITS MAO. PLEEZE AND THANK YOO LIFE'S A TRIP!

THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMC I AM SO IXSITED I'M ABOWT TO JUMP OWT OF MY SKIN AFTER WERKIN' IT FOR YEERS AND YEERS I HAVE FINELY BECOME BEST FRENDS WITH THAT KRANKY SIMEEZE MAO WE HANG TOGETHER AND I GROOM HIM NICE AND HE LETS ME USE HIM AS A PILLOW WE ARE BUTTIES AND I'M SO HAPPY TO FINELY HAVE A FREND BECUZ NOBUDDY LIKES ME MUCH ::SAD FACE:: EVEN THO I TRY TO BE FRENDS WITH EVRYBUDDY AND I SAY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO WELL SUMTIMES AT LEEST I SAY PLEEZE AND THANK YOO AND IT'S ALL PADE OFF CUZ I FINELY HAVE A BEST BEST FURREVER FREND!!!!!!